3.31.2013

Back in the Future, Day 116

At Aiden's house, New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: Jesus fuck! Where... Oh. Right. Jesus. I'm still wearing this stupid ass hospital gown. ... Why the fuck didn't I think to grab clothes?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Nate? You're finally awake. Good. Mrs. Esterly has some clothing picked out for you & bath drawn in the master bath. She's also made some tea and a light breakfast.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Thanks. Can I just... C'mere!

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Of course... I'm glad you're okay. I was so worried about you when Emma told me what happened. How did you get away?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): God... Sorry. I'm... Heh. Sorry. I'm really fucking glad to see you. Zoe came and got me. They weren't gonna let me leave this time. Hiiri had somebody working inside the hospital. He... I think he was gonna make it look like I tried to kill myself. Or he was coming after me with a scalpel for fun...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I'm so sorry... It's over now. You're safe. Why don't you get yourself cleaned up? And, I can burn that gown.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Yeah. I will, thanks. You sure you don't wanna keep it? Who knows? The no ass look might come into fashion around here.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Heh. Somehow, I doubt it. But, if you want to keep it, I can have it laundered... Heh. I was joking.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Goddamn. This place is huge... Um. Where am I going?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Oh, I forgot you were here only the one time. 3rd door on the left on the 2nd floor is the master bedroom, the bathroom is off of that. And, there are some clothes laid out on the bed that should fit you.

An hour or so later:

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Oh. Hey. Heh. I no longer smell like hospital antiseptic, and my ass is covered. I'm socially acceptable. Uh, nearly.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Heh. Are you hungry? Mrs. Esterly seems to think you haven't been fed properly in ages. I keep trying to tell her that you eat quite well, but she doesn't believe me.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Oh. Um, heh. Yeah. I could probably eat. I don't feel hungry right this second, but that'll probably change when I see food. She's never gonna stop trying to push food in me, is she?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I don't believe so. If it makes you feel any better, she was blaming me. :-p

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. She's familiar with your cooking, then.

3.30.2013

Back in the Future, Day 115

At abandoned building, The Tombs; New London, Britannia:

Hiiri (to Carver): There you are, Carver! Why on earth are you lounging about when there is work to be done!?!

Carver (to Hiiri): We're... afraid moving is still a bit difficult, mistress. We have been trying, but only seem to manage it in spurts, miss.

Hiiri (to Carver): Well, that is just unacceptable. We're moving you to the airship & Maladori will be sorting you out...Oh, and Miss Starling is being punished for not telling me where you were... I hope you did not tell her to keep your location a secret. That would make me quite cross with you.

Carver (to Hiiri): We assumed we no longer interested you, miss. We fear we may be quite useless in our...current state, miss.

Hiiri (to Carver): Normally, that would be true, Carver. I must be getting sentimental in my old age... I'll have to run a diagnostic. Clearly, there is something wrong with me.

Carver (to Hiiri): Yes, miss. We're...always pleased to be of service, miss.

Hiiri (to Carver): Good... You men, move Mister Carver to the infirmary aboard the airship. NOW!

At the Lovelace School of the Arts, East Piedmont:

Colin (to Zoe): Hello, girlfriend o' mine. What are you looking for? Did you lose something?

Zoe (to Colin): No. I keep having this weird feeling like I'm being watched, but I can't figure it out. And, after the time I spent running from CLANNG & the ISS, I've learned to trust my instincts. So, I'm trying to find clues.

Colin (to Zoe): Oh! I can help. What should I look for?

Zoe (to Colin): Oh... Well, I was looking for shadows where there shouldn't be one. And, looking at the buildings for good perchs or hiding places. I'm probably just being paranoid, but I felt like that yesterday, too. And, Mom put the inhibitor on me but I can still skip if I absolutely have to, it just hurts like hell.

Colin (to Zoe): Oh... Um, heh. Guess I can't help after all, can I? I thought we'd be looking for footprints or broken branches or something. I guess I read too many Hardy Boys novels as a kid, huh? With everything going on, you probably ought to tell your mom.

Zoe (to Colin): Heehee, if we were tracking someone in the woods that's what we'd need to look for. But, I appreciate the offer... And, yeah, I probably should tell Mom & Dad.

Colin (to Zoe): Come on. Let's get to school. Now I'm feeling all skin-crawly. Want me to sing show tunes at them? That usually makes people run. Ask me how many fights it got me out of in middle school.

Zoe (to Colin): Heehee... How many?

Colin (to Zoe): Lots! ... Ha ha! Alright, only one. There was this big idiot kid named Benny--who the hell names their kid BENNY--anyway, BENNY used to pick on me all the time. He and his stupid friends jumped me outside of school once. That's why Da started teaching me to box. The next time they started I tried it, I don't know why, I guess I was tired of being terrorized by them. I started singing, "When I'm a Jet" from West Side Story at them. It weirded them out so much they just left. I'm telling you. People don't know what the hell to do when you sing at them. Every time Benny tried to screw with me after that, I started singing again. He wouldn't even make eye contact with me the next year. Of course, that might've been because I hit a growth spurt over the summer and was BIGGER than him by then. :-P

Zoe (to Colin): Heh... You are amazing. Heehee. I'll have to try that sometime. I'll see you later, right?

Colin (to Zoe): Damn straight. See you later!

Zoe (to Colin): Bye!

A few hours later, at Renfield's, West Piedmont:

Oliver (to Officer J. T. Carney): Hello. What can I get you today?

Carney (to Oliver): Is Nathaniel Jones here?

Oliver (to Carney): Oh. I'm not sure. He's one of our bakers. Excuse me. I'll go see if he's in the back for you.

A minute later, in the kitchen:

Oliver (to Nathaniel): Nate! There's a police officer out front looking for you. What should I do? Do you want me to tell him you've gone home?

Nathaniel (to Oliver): Shit... I was hoping I'd have more fucking time. Tell him I'll be right out, Oliver.

River (to Nathaniel & Oliver): Shit... Nate, get the fuck out of here, now!

Nathaniel (to River): They've already got someone at the back door. If I run, it's gonna cause a scene, and I don't wanna do that to Emma.

River (to Nathaniel): Ok... Is there anything I can do to help? Do you want me tell anyone?

Nathaniel (to River): Yeah. Do me a favor. Can you ask Emma to call Aiden and tell him what happened? Tell him NOT to go back to the apartment. And call my aunt and uncle and let them know. Shit! Someone has to cancel my cooking classes too. I'm not gonna be able to call anyone for a bit...

River (to Nathaniel): I'll take care of it... And, Nate, it'll be okay. I'm sure no one's going to let you stay there for too long.

Nathaniel (to River): I know. Not keeping me from throwing up in my mouth a bit... Tell my aunt and uncle to make sure Aiden goes home OK?

River (to Nathaniel): Okay... But you said to keep him away from your apartment.

Nathaniel (to River): Yeah, He'll know what I mean. Right. I'll see y'all soon, OK?

River (to Nathaniel): Okay. Be safe.

A moment later:

River (to Mouse): Psst... Emma, Nate wants you to call Aiden at work & tell him what happened. He's not to go back to the apartment but to go home... Whatever that means.

Mouse (to River): I understand. Thanks, River. (to Nathaniel) Nate, I'll take care of everything. You stay safe & sane. Ok?

Carney (to Nathaniel): Are you Nathaniel Jones?

Nathaniel (to Carney): Yeah. (to Mouse) That's the plan, boss lady. Sorry for...for all this shit.

Mouse (to Nathaniel): Sadly, I've been through worse... And, don't worry, when you get back, you'll still have a job.

Carney (to Nathaniel): Would you come with me, please?

Nathaniel (to Carney): Shit... Yeah. I'm coming. Just... Don't cuff me, alright? It's gonna be bad for business. (to Mouse) Thank you! Bye.

Carney (to Nathaniel): As long as you don't give me a reason to, I won't, Mr. Jones.

Nathaniel (to Carney): Thanks for waiting. I'm going to the loony bin, aren't I?

Carney (to Nathaniel): I'm not supposed to be telling you where we're going, Mr. Jones. And that's not a very nice thing to call it.

Nathaniel (to Carney): Yeah? Say that to me when you've spent some time there. It's a fucking loony bin. ... I'm not crazy, you know.

Carney (to Nathaniel): Heh. Well, you don't seem like you are to me, but I'm hardly an expert.

Nathaniel (to Carney): Too bad. Seems like the experts are the only ones who DO think I'm nuts.

A couple minutes later:

Mouse (to Aiden; phone): Aiden? It's Emma. An officer came to the café & took Nate away. He said to tell you not to go to the apartment & that you need to go home. They're going to be looking for you, aren't they?

Aiden (to Mouse): Thank you so much, Miss Emma... and for all of your help.

Mouse (to Aiden): You're welcome... And sweetie, just tell Delia the truth. She'll understand.

Aiden (to Mouse): I will. Thanks.

A moment later, at the Piedmont Museum of Art & Science, West Piedmont:

Aiden (to Delia): Ms. Fawkes? Can I please speak to you for a minute... in private?

Delia (to Aiden): Sure thing! 

A couple minutes later:

Delia (to Aiden): Sorry, had to extract myself from the stacks. Its like a maze back there. What's up?

Aiden (to Delia): I'm sorry but I'm going to have to return to my home in Britannia. It looks like Hiiri has made it look like I assaulted my Nate three years ago when he was in a "pray out the gay" camp. Which is ludicrous as I have never been to Mississippi nor would I ever do such a thing to him or quite frankly anyone. But, I didn't want to just run off without telling you the reason. I have really enjoyed this opportunity and the chance to work with you. And, I am so sorry to have to do this so suddenly while in the midst of this project.

Delia (to Aiden): Aw, shit. I really am gonna disassemble that bitch when I next lay eyes on her. I understand. Do what you gotta do. You'll have a place here when you get back. Whenever that might be. And, if you like you can take these. They're just a couple of history texts but it'll give you something to focus on while you're gone to take your mind off this shit.

Aiden (to Delia): Oh... Thank you, Ms. Fawkes, for everything. I hope that I'll be back very soon. I had just started the Etruscan cataloging.

Delia (to Aiden): No worries, Aiden. Besides, if you don't come back I'll have to go to Brittania and drag you back. Good minions are hard to find.

Aiden (to Delia): Heh. Fair enough. Thank you again... Stay safe, Ms. Fawkes.

Delia (to Aiden): Ha! I can handle my own, don't you fret none about me.

An hour or so later, at Marlena's apartment, West Piedmont:

Aiden (to Marlena): Hello, Mars. Is Victor around? Yoyo mentioned that they were going to be staying with you for a bit.

Marlena (to Aiden): Oh yeah, they're crashing here. Yoyo left really early this morning but he may still be in their room. Is something wrong?

Aiden (to Marlena): Yes... A police officer picked up Nate from work earlier. I believe he's being taken back to an asylum in Mississippi. And, I need Victor to take me to my home in New London.

Marlena (to Aiden): Oh shit... Come in, sit down. I'll go see if I can rouse from Victor. 

A minute later:

Nathaniel (to Aiden; phone): Police picked me up from work. Can't talk, but can text. Haven't taken my phone yet. Just wanted to tell you I love you & I'm OK.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I love you, too... Please, stay safe. I'm heading home, shortly.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): K. See you as soon as I can. Stay safe.

Marlena (to Victor): Wake up, Victor! We've got a fucking situation out here.

Victor (to Marlena): Mars, it's nearly two in the afternoon. I'm not asleep. What's going on?

Marlena (to Victor): Sorry. I'm an art student. I'd be asleep if I could. Aiden is here. He needs a lift home. Nate's been picked up.

Victor (to Marlena): What? Oh shit! (to Aiden) Aiden? Are you alright? I'm sorry. That's a silly question. Of course you aren't. Do you want a cup of tea?

Aiden (to Victor): Yes, thank you... Victor, could you please take me to my place in New London? I don't think I should stay here.

Victor (to Aiden): Of course. Will you be safe there? Let me get the kettle on. You know I can get Nate out of wherever they've got him, right?

Aiden (to Victor): I should be fine in New London. And, I know that we can get him out whenever we need to, but would that be better or worse for us in the long run. Nate would more than likely never be able to live in West Piedmont & he loves it here.

Victor (to Aiden): ... You're right, of course. I... Well, I don't like the idea of leaving him stuck there. I'm sure you like it even less. Here you are. I'll take you whenever you're ready to leave.

Aiden (to Victor): Thank you. I-- I just can't believe this is happening...

Marlena (to Victor): Oh shit... Is he crying? (to Aiden) ... Um, there, there... It'll be okay. Here. Have some tissues.

Aiden (to Marlena): Thank you, Mars.

Victor (to Marlena): Good heavens, Mars! (to Aiden) It will be fine, Aiden. You know we won't let anything happen to Nate.

Marlena (to Victor): What? I'm sorry, I just don't know how to deal with crying.

Aiden (to Victor & Marlena): I know... Thank you. I'm ready to go now.

Victor (to Aiden): Alright. Let's get going. Take my hands and concentrate on your home, preferably somewhere out of the way & I'll do the rest.

Aiden (to Victor): I think I know just the place. (to Marlena) Goodbye, Mars.

Victor (to Marlena): I'll see you in a little bit, Mars.

Marlena (to Aiden & Victor): Bye. Be safe.

An hour or so later:

Victor (to Marlena): Hey. I'm back. Aiden sent me back with a bottle of... I'm not sure, actually.

Marlena (to Victor): Oh well, we'll probably fucking need it at some point very soon... Has anyone told Zoe what's going on?

Victor (to Marlena): No. I'll go tell her. Here you go. Have fun with the mystery liquor.

Marlena (to Victor): Heh. I'll wait until Yoyo gets home. Good luck with Zoe! She's not going to be happy.

Victor (to Marlena): Thanks. I'm gonna need it.

An hour or so later, at Poppy & Vincent's apartment, West Piedmont:

Victor: Oof! The inhibitor field is on, huh? … Hello? Anyone home?

Poppy (to Victor): Oh! Honey, it's you... I'm sorry about the field. I was a little concerned about Zoe trying to run off.

Victor (to Poppy): It's fine, Mom. Um... Did you hear about Nate?

Poppy (to Victor): Yes, Emma called & told us. Your father has been hiding in the practice room for awhile.

Victor (to Poppy): Has anyone told Zoe yet?

Poppy (to Victor): No, she hasn't come home yet.

Victor (to Poppy): I can tell her if you want. I took Aiden back to Britannia this afternoon.

Poppy (to Victor): Honey, that's very sweet of you... Let's just deal with it when she finally comes home.

Victor (to Poppy): Yes, ma'am. How is Dad doing?

Poppy (to Victor): He's taking it pretty hard, honey.

Victor (to Poppy): Oh... Aiden asked me not to go get Nate, but... Should we really leave him there, Mom?

Poppy (to Victor): Honey, we're working on it as quickly as we can.

A short time later:

Yukiko: Shit! (to Victor; phone) Victor! I've lost Zoe. I just spent the last 3 hours following Colin & a some girl dressed as Zoe.

Victor (to Yukiko): Wait... WHAT? That sneaky, little... I'll let Mom and Dad know.

Meanwhile, at the Oxford Sanitarium; Oxford, Mississippi:

Nathaniel (to Jerry Littlefield): Hey, man. I don't suppose you could, like, take this shit off? I know I'm SUPER intimidating, but I swear I'm not dangerous.

Jerry (to Nathaniel): No. You're on suicide watch for at least the next 48 hours.

Jeremy Ellison (to Jerry): Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Why is there red jell-o on my tray!?! You know how I feel about that.

Jerry (to Jeremy): Jeremy, I'm with another patient right now. Why did you take the tray with the red jell-o? Hand it to me. Go get another one.

Jeremy Ellison (to Jerry): Fine, but when you say things like that you lower the IQ in the entire room, Jerry.

Jerry (to Jeremy): Yes, yes. I know. Go get your green jell-o, little lord, and let me deal with our new arrival, OK?

Jeremy (to Jerry): Fine.

Nathaniel (to Jerry): What... What did you call him?

Jerry (to Nathaniel): Don't mind Jeremy. He's one of our LTRs: Long Term Residents. Completely bonkers. I'm not supposed to say things like that, but he's completely bonkers. Why? Did you think you recognize him?

Nathaniel (to Jerry): Uh, no... Why would I? I haven't been here in... Uh, what are you putting in that needle? Look, there should be a note in my file. I've got addiction problems... Hey! Seriously. What the hell is that?

Jerry (to Nathaniel): Trust me, kid. You're going to want this in about three more minutes.

Zoe (to Jerry): Sorry mister, but I think you might need that more than him... (to Nathaniel) Hi Nate! Care for a lift?

Jerry (to Zoe & Nathaniel): Who the fuck...

Nathaniel (to Zoe): ZOE! He's got a scalpel... Oh. Never mind. Thank fucking god... Get me the fuck outta here.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Heehee, you didn't think I'd leave you here for long? So, where to?

Jeremy (to Jerry): Heehee, that's what you get, Jerry, for fucking with me... (to Nathaniel & Zoe) You don't like red jell-o, do you?

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): Fuck no. That shit is nasty. (to Zoe) Zoe, this is, um, Jeremy, right?

Jeremy (to Nathaniel): Oh good... (to Zoe) Are you new, too?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Damn! He looks just like Aiden... That explains a lot. (to Jeremy) Nope, I'm just visiting...You know, I heard some orderlies talking about a case of red jell-o upstairs. You may want to check that out.

Jeremy (to Zoe): Oh, good idea... I'll see you later.

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): Hey. Um, Jeremy. Before you go, did this shit come after you with a scalpel at some point too?

Jeremy (to Nathaniel): Yeah, he seems to think it's funny... But, I'm not supposed to talk about it or Dr. Watson takes away my violin.

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): Yeah. He's a fucker. Wanna kick him one more time?

Jeremy (to Nathaniel): Yes, I would. Thank you.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Nate, come on, stop making friends with the psychopath. We need to go.

Jeremy (to Zoe & Nathaniel): I am a high functioning sociopath. Please, get your facts straight.

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): We're sorry, Jeremy. You won't tell anyone you saw us leave, right?

Jeremy (to Nathaniel): Of course... Besides, who would believe me?

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): Heh. Yeah. Fair enough. (to Zoe) Let's go to your house, alright? I'm sure your folks are fucking freaked.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): ... Yeah. I'm going to be so grounded for this.

Nathaniel (to Jeremy): Bye Jeremy. Don't let 'em give you any fucking red Jell-o, alright?

Jeremy (to Nathaniel): Okay... Goodbye... Wow.

A moment later, at Poppy & Vincent's apartment, West Piedmont:

Zoe: Fuck me! Ow.

Nathaniel: Ouch... Oh shit. (to Victor & Poppy) Um, hey.

Poppy (to Zoe) Zoe Clair Meriwether, what did you do!?!

Zoe (to Poppy): Um... I rescued Nate... I didn't break any promises.

Nathaniel (to Poppy & Victor): Uh... Hi. You got Aiden home, right? Oh Jesus... tell me he's not still here.

Victor (to Nathaniel): No. Aiden is at his home in Britannia… (to Poppy, Zoe & Nathaniel) I'm going to go tell Dad that Nate is here and get the hell out of the blast radius.

Poppy (to Victor): Thank you, honey. (to Nathaniel) I'm very glad you're okay. (to Zoe) Go to your room right now. I'll deal with you later, young lady.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Wait. Aunt Poppy, wait a minute. Normally, I'd be OK with staying in the hospital and doing this the right way, but... I was... I was strapped down, on suicide watch, and the orderly was coming at me with a syringe and a scalpel. The orderly that had the same fucking name as a character in a GOD awful movie Jerry Lewis movie, I might add.

Poppy (to Nathaniel): I understand, honey & we were working on it. But, you can't be here right now... They're going to come looking for you.

Yukiko: Where the hell is she!?! I want to know how she figured it out?

Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Hey, Yoyo. (to Poppy) I...I know. And I know it would have been easier if I stayed, but... They had some guy who looked JUST like Aiden, and... I'm sorry. I was scared.

Poppy (to Yukiko): She's in her room & feel free to take a crack at her. She's going to be grounded for a month after this little stunt. (to Nathaniel) I know, honey... Wait. There was someone who looked like Aiden there?

Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Nate!?! You're okay... and you're here. Oh... Zoe, huh?

Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Um, yeah. (to Poppy) Yeah. JUST like him, and apparently the fucking psycho who wanted to get creative with me and a sharp implement, had done the same to him. He wasn't supposed to complain about it or the 20-something, white haired Dr. JANE fucking WATSON would take away his violin. I've known plenty of junkies and PLENTY of crazies, and he seemed way more like the former than the latter. I just... I was afraid if I stayed, I wouldn't get out. Not sane or whole anyway...

Yukiko (to Nathaniel): I'm glad you're okay... I'll get out of your way. You look like you might have your hands full.

Poppy (to Nathaniel): Okay, okay... I won't kill my daughter for getting you out of there, honey. But, you can't go home & you can't stay here for too long. But, we'll figure that out in the morning.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Could I... I mean, would it be OK if I stayed with Aiden? After everything, I'm... I'd feel better if I could see him.

Poppy (to Nathaniel): ... I think we can arrange that, honey. Go see your uncle & then get Victor to take you there... Come here, honey. I'm so glad you're okay.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Yeah. Me too. I'll go talk to Uncle Vincent and then Victor. Thanks.

A moment later:

Nathaniel (to Vincent): Um, Uncle Vincent? Hey. I'm, um... home.

Vincent (to Nathaniel): Nate? Oh good heavens. Are you alright?! I'm so so sorry! You sure you're alright?

Nathaniel (to Vincent): Oh. Jesus! Uncle Vincent, it's alright! It's not your fault, I swear. Calm down.

Vincent (to Nathaniel): So who came and got you? Zoe or Victor.

Nathaniel (to Vincent): Oh. Um, Zoe. Please don't be too hard on her. If she hadn't shown up when she did, it would have been... I don't think it would have been pleasant. I'm gonna go ask Victor to take me to Aiden's. So, I don't get anyone in trouble. That's OK, right?

Vincent (to Nathaniel): It's fine, kiddo. Take it easy. We'll be in touch, OK?

Nathaniel (to Vincent): Yeah. OK. Thanks. Sorry for the, um... bullshit.

A minute later, in Zoe's room:

Nathaniel (to Zoe, Yukiko & Victor): Hey. Um, sorry to interrupt your, uh, pillow fight, but could you take me to Aiden's, Victor?

Victor (to Nathaniel): We weren't having a... Never mind. I can take you there now if you want.

Zoe (to Victor, Yukiko & Nathaniel): Geez, you save a guy & you don't even get a hug or a thank you.

Yukiko (to Zoe): That's not funny.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Bullshit! Come here, you pain in the ass. Thank you. Thank you SO fucking much..

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Heh. You are very welcome. You know, I couldn't leave you in a place like that.

Yukiko (to Victor): No promises.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): I will see you as soon as I can, OK? (to Victor & Yukiko) Both of you. Um, thanks. For everything. I appreciate it.

Victor (to Nathaniel): We're family, Nate. It's what we do. (to Zoe & Yukiko) I'll be right back. Don't kill each other, please.

Zoe (to Victor & Nathaniel): Okay... Bye.

Yukiko (to Victor): No promises.

Victor (to Nathaniel): I know where we're headed, but we're portalling through an inhibitor field, so concentrate on Aiden for a minute, alright?

Nathaniel (to Victor): Yeah... OK.

A moment later, Aiden's house, New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: Ouch! Fucking JESUS that hurt! Where... Aiden? Are you, um, hello? (to Victor) Christ. I don't know about you, but I'm fucking exhausted. You don't have to hang out with me. I'm just gonna lie down here. Heh. I'm sure someone will find me sooner or later.

Victor (to Nathaniel): Are you sure? I don't want to leave you here if...

Nathaniel (to Victor): Heh. Victor. Seriously. I think I'm gonna be safer here than in that hospital. I'll see you soon, OK?

Victor (to Nathaniel): OK. I'll see you soon. Call if you need us.

3.29.2013

Back in the Future, Day 114

Onboard the Airship Holden:

Hiiri (to Zoe): Number 4? You have missed your deadline... Number 4? Oooooo. So that's how they want to play this game...

A short time later:

Hiiri (to Delphine): There you are, Delphine! I need you to scrounge up four skippers from Maladori... Wait, we need fresh ones.

Delphine (to Hiiri): Magnifique! Le tarif habituel, bien sûr? Excuse me, I was chatting with a friend in Paris.

Hiiri (to Delphine): Yes, yes, the usual fee applies. Just get them here.

Delphine (to Hiiri): Tres bien! I'll be back as quickly as I can with your skippers.

Meanwhile, at the Old Piedmont Inn, West Piedmont:

Ariadne (to Zoe): Zoe? We got the device out. How you feeling?

Zoe (to Ariadne): Let's just say, I'm really glad you drugged me.

Ariadne (to Zoe): Don't scratch! I had to give you stitches. Keep the bandage on for a day or so. If you have any problems with it, let me know. Just try to take it easy.

Zoe (to Ariadne): Sorry, it itches. Shit! Is that the time!?! I should really get to school! Thank you, Hari! Tell my mom, I'll see her at home.

A short time later:

Poppy: Fiona? Are you hiding around here somewhere or should I knock on Fox's door?

Fiona (to Poppy): Heh heh. Hello, missus. To what do I owe the honor?

Poppy (to Fiona): I was wondering, honey, if you'd be up for a potentially dangerous mission?

Fiona (to Poppy): Awww, you remembered my birthday! You know you don't have to ask a silly thing like that. What do you need me to do, and to whom am I doing it. Oh, and most importantly, do I get to blow something up?

Poppy (to Fiona): Heehee. Quite possibly. I need you to crossover & see if you can find out what Hiiri & CLANNG are currently up to... And, if you have an opening, honey, I want you to take out Hiiri. I'm through being nice about it. She has been a thorn in our sides for too long. I'd do it myself but I'm not allowed to crossover. Doctor's orders.

Fiona (to Poppy): It would be my distinct pleasure, missus. I'll be ready to leave in two hours, and report back to you in the standard time.

Poppy (to Fiona): Wonderful, honey. Oh, if you can find out if our banishment has ended that would be an added bonus. If you need to take a team feel free to do so.

Fiona (to Poppy): Aye, aye. Team's are too bloody noisy for where I'm going to have to go. Best not. If you don't hear from me, you know what to assume. It has been an honor, Ms Meriwether. Keep an eye on Wilkes for us, won't you? Do try to keep our Little Lord out of prison. He'll be ever so annoyed if he has to go inside again. :-P

Poppy (to Fiona): Heehee, it'll be like the Irish mob fiasco all over again. :-P Good luck, Fiona! It has been an absolute pleasure.

Fiona (to Poppy): Thanks, missus. I do hope we get to blow something up together again soon. Have your fluffy lad here to transport me in two.

Poppy (to Fiona): Actually, Hari's going to do it. She has some business to attend to on the other side. Victor & Yoyo have some business to take care of here & in Britannia.

Ariadne (to Fiona): Heh. You didn't think you'd be rid of me so easily, did you?

Fiona (to Ariadne): Heh. Of course not. Who else is going to carry you home after a night at the pub? I'll be ready in two, Miss Wisp. I need to go accessorize.

Ariadne (to Fiona): Ooooh, me too.

Poppy (to Fiona & Ariadne): Heh. I hope to see the two of you soon. Don't forget to say your goodbyes to Fox, Fiona.

A few minutes later:

Fiona (to Winchester): Oh, Chess... That IS a lovely little tripwire you set up there. I would love to disarm it, lovely, but I haven't the time.

Winchester (to Fiona): Blast! I spent a good hour setting this up for you. Now, what am I going to do for fun?

Fiona (to Winchester): Heh. I'm sure you'll find someway to occupy yourself. This is where we say our goodbyes, Fox. The Magpie has a job for me.

Winchester (to Fiona): Oh? Sounds intriguing, firebug. Are you not planning on coming back?

Fiona (to Winchester): Awww, would you miss me? It's the kind of mission you plan on coming back from, and plan on NOT coming back from.

Winchester (to Fiona): Of course, I would miss you. Who else around here shares my love of weaponry, drinking & sex?

Fiona (to Winchester): I'd say just about every one of this miserable lot, though probably not all at once. It's been grand, Chess. It really has.

Winchester (to Fiona): Heh. Well, I hope to see you again, firebug... If not, here's something to remember me by.

Ariadne (to Winchester & Fiona): DUDE! Seriously? Don't you two ever stop?

Winchester (to Ariadne & Fiona): Heh. Fair doctor, if you both come back in one piece, maybe we can find out? ;-)

Fiona (to Ariadne): Heh. Not if we can help it. ;-) (to Winchester) See you in the highlands, Chess!

Ariadne (to Winchester): ... Bye, Chess. (to Fiona) I swear I don't know what you see in that guy. You ready to skip?

Fiona (to Ariadne): Really? You've examined him and you still don't know? Heh... Fox acts like he's all pomp, but at heart he's really a bawdy Tombs boy. Wouldn't bother with me if he weren't. Can't trust us spies not to be damned liars, can you? Ready when you are, doc.

Ariadne (to Fiona): Heh... Let's jet!

Across from the Lovelace School of the Arts, East Piedmont:

Yukiko (to Victor; phone): Why does your mother have me on Zoe babysitting duty? Isn't there a better use of my skills?

Victor (to Yukiko): Because she's worried she's going to try to run off to meet Hiiri rather than put Nate or anyone else at risk. And, you're the only one who can spy on her, you know. So, I'd say you got stuck on babysitting duty BECAUSE of your skills.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh... Go me! So far, it's been pretty routine & boring. I'll call you if anything comes up. Be safe!

Victor (to Yukiko): I will. You too. I love you.

Yukiko (to Victor): I love you, too.

Meanwhile, at the Lovelace School of the Arts, East Piedmont:

Ophelia (to Zoe): ... Are you okay? That's a pretty big bandage on your neck. Oh my god! Did you get bit by a vampire?

Zoe (to Ophelia): What!?! No. I just had to have something removed. Stop trying to look at it! I'm supposed to keep it covered.

Ophelia (to Zoe): Was it a tattoo?

Zoe (to Ophelia): Ophelia... Have you been hanging around Jess too much?

Ophelia (to Zoe): God. I'm sorry. I guess she's rubbing off on me.

Zoe (to Ophelia): Well, just cut it out. Ok?

Ophelia (to Zoe): Of course. I'll see you later.

A few hours later:

Yukiko: Where on earth is Zoe going now? She is not staying on school grounds... Damn. Does she know I'm tailing her?

Colin (to Zoe): Hey! There you are. Where the heck are you headed?

Zoe (to Colin): Huh? ... Oh. Hey, Colin... I was just going for a walk.

Colin (to Zoe): Are you OK? You look kinda rough. Oh my god! What happened to your neck? I didn't do THAT! I mean... I didn't did I?

Zoe (to Colin): No, you didn't do it. It was Hiiri. She apparently embedded a communication device in me... She's been talking to me... I was just wondering what other horrible things she's done to me that I'm not going to find out about until she decides to torment me with it...

Colin (to Zoe): Oh god. I wish I knew what to say... Wanna blow off our last two classes and get ice cream?

Zoe (to Colin): ... Actually, that sounds great.

Colin (to Zoe): It's what my Dad always does whenever I'm depressed. Come on.

Zoe (to Colin): Heh... What did your dads tell you about Hiiri? Cuz, I know I certainly didn't. And, you seem to be taking this information a lot better than I was expecting. And this was not the way I wanted to tell you about her. Actually, I didn't want to tell you about her at all.

Colin (to Zoe): Um, yeah. Da told me a little bit when we first started dating. Um, I figured you'd tell me about it if you wanted to. You've got some of her memories too, huh?

Zoe (to Colin): Yeah... They're the really bad ones.

Colin (to Zoe): Yeah, I kind of guessed that based on some of the stuff you said. All the more reason for ice cream!

A short time later, at U Scream Ice Cream, East Piedmont:

Zoe (to Colin): Thank you. You're a good boyfriend.

Colin (to Zoe): I'll bet you say that to all the super attractive guys bringing you chocolate ice cream. :-P

Zoe (to Colin): Yep... I say it to all of them.

Colin (to Zoe): As long as I'm your favorite.

Zoe (to Colin): Heehee, you are.

Yukiko: Great! Now, I feel like a Peeping Tom.

Several hours later, at Nathaniel & Aiden's apartment, West Piedmont:

Nathaniel: Alright... Today, can fucking blow me. (to Aiden) Hey. Sorry I'm so late. You hungry? I can throw something together.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Only if you want to. I think there's still leftovers from yesterday... How are you doing?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I'm not starving, but I don't mind cooking if you want something else. I'm alright. I, um... I saw a psychiatrist today.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Oh? Are you okay? ... I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Yeah. I'm alright. River mentioned that it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to get a psychiatrist on my side, you know? We are both pretending that we're WAY more fucking OK than we are, aren't we?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Heh. I believe you're right... Is it wrong that I just want to grab a bottle of wine, you & climb under the covers?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. No. That sounds like a good fucking idea to me. I'm trying to keep it all together, but you know what? Shit is fucked up, and I'm scared as hell.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I hate to admit it but I am, too... Do you think I should go back to Britannia? I don't want to leave you alone but it may be enough to get your parents off your back.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... God. Honestly? I don't think so. They think I'm crazy and that they're fucking saving me. My aunt mentioned they're "coming to get me" which only has ever meant one fucking thing. ...But, it might not be a bad idea.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): We could go together. It wouldn't have to be forever, just long enough for your aunt & uncle to figure out how to fix this.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. That'd probably be the best idea. I just hate the idea of running away from them. Again. But that's probably not a bad idea... Can you go back to Britannia? I mean, without getting arrested or shot or some shit?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): More than likely I'd be alright. I hate to say it but being an aristocrat has some advantages & this would be one of them.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Fucking snob. :-P We can start making the arrangements tomorrow if you want. Goddamn... Emma is gonna fucking fire me.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Well, the choice is to let you run away with me or let you get locked up in an asylum... Which one do you think she'd rather let happen?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Yeah... I know which one I'd prefer at any rate. Heh. Shit. You look like you just relaxed a whole fucking lot.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I was worried you wouldn't want to leave your life here.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... Honestly, I don't. I liked having my own fucking life, and finally feeling like I kinda had my shit together, you know? But, the most important part of all that shit is you, and you need to be scarce for a while. Cause my family are fucking morons. Heh. Shit happens, sometimes. You fucking cope and move on.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Heh. I just want you to be okay.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. Ditto.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Come on, let's build a blanket fort & hide away in it for a bit... What? Don't look at me like that. I was a child once.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): No you weren't. You were sprung fully formed from the head of Zeus like a suit-wearing Athena... What? I fucking read. :-P

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Perhaps we should bring a book into our blanket fort.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): You planning on doing a lot of reading in bed? Heh. I'm just giving you a hard fucking time. I am on board for staying under the covers with you for as long as fucking possible.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Good. I can think of nothing else I'd rather do.

3.28.2013

Back in the Future, Day 113

At Poppy & Vincent's apartment, West Piedmont:

Hiiri (to Zoe): Number 4, if you can hear me, return to the Airship Holden immediately or I will continue to make life hell for the Jones boy.

Zoe (to Hiiri): What!?! How are you even doing this? You're not real. This is just a bad dream.

Hiiri (to Zoe): You can continue to think that if you like, but do you really want to risk it?

Zoe (to Hiiri): Go to Hell, Hiiri. What do you want with me, anyway? I thought I was defective.

Hiiri (to Zoe): Well, that was my mistake... I did not fully understand your value until now. And, did you really think I would let any of you simply run around without any means of finding you. Don't be absurd. You have a communication device implanted behind your right ear. Now, that the portals are closed & you have the ability to cross them, I have need of you. So, what will it be? I can continue to destroy the Jones boy's life or you come here now... The choice is yours.

Zoe (to Hiiri): That's not really much of a choice.

Hiiri (to Zoe): I know. That's what makes it so wonderful. You have twelve hours to get here. Otherwise, Stage 2 goes into effect.

Zoe (to Hiiri): ... Fine. I really hate you, you know?

Hiiri (to Zoe): Sticks & stones, little one, sticks & stones.

A moment later:

Zoe: Damn it. What do I do now!?! (to Vincent & Poppy) MOM! DAD! Wake up! It's an emergency!

Vincent (to Zoe): Huh? Zoe? What...what's happening? Are you alright?

Poppy (to Zoe): Honey, I'm not feeling so good this morning. What's wrong?

Zoe (to Vincent & Poppy): It-- It's Hiiri. She contacted me via some creepy implant. She's behind the crap with Nate & Aiden. She said she'd stop tormenting Nate, if I went to her airship. I've got 12 hours otherwise, she starts the next phase. I don't know what to do! I should go... But, I don't trust her.

Vincent (to Zoe): Zoe Clair Meriwether, there is no way in HELL you are going to that monster. Of course she can't be trusted.

Zoe (to Vincent & Poppy): But, what about Nate? If I can make all this sh-- crap go away, shouldn't I?

Vincent (to Zoe): Sweetie, do you really think she's stop messing with him if you meet her demands? She won't. And she could very well be lying. You remember when CLANNG told Victor they'd kidnapped Seph, right? We'll figure this out as a family, hun. Your mother removed CLANNG from Britannia! We can handle Hiiri. OK?

Poppy (to Zoe): Your father's right, honey. We'll think of something. A lot can happen in twelve hours. 

Zoe (to Vincent & Poppy): Okay.

Vincent (to Zoe): Promise me you won't go to her airship, Zoe. Please.

Zoe (to Vincent & Poppy): ... I promise I won't go to her airship.

Poppy (to Zoe): Honey, go get yourself sorted for school. When you get back, we'll have a plan. Ok?

Zoe (to Vincent & Poppy): Yes, ma'am.

A moment later:

Poppy (to Vincent): Lover? Now, can I go kill Hiiri?

Vincent (to Poppy): Need a hand? ...How the hell did we not figure this out sooner?

Poppy (to Vincent): Because, that bloody monster is very good. I'm hoping that she has no idea who Aiden is other than Nate's boyfriend. But, I'm going to assume that she does until proven otherwise.

Vincent (to Poppy): I think it's safer that we do. She knew Zoe and Nate were friends, after all. How long do you think she's been "taking an interest" in the Joneses?

Poppy (to Vincent): Hmmm... How long have we thought she was dead? She must have been up to something that whole time. She's an automaton, she has all the time in the world, honey. She could be planning things that won't see it's fruition for ages. But, why now? We're clearly missing something... We need a different perspective.

Vincent (to Poppy): You lead, and I'll follow, lover.

Poppy (to Vincent): Well, I'm sadly out of the game this time, lover... Yoyo's going to have to go in my place. Go talk to Fiona & see if she's willing to lend a hand. And then, we need to talk to Tesla & Percy. You may also want to talk to your sister. She sadly has a much deeper understanding of Hiiri more than anyone else, even Zoe. Once we have any idea of what we might be dealing with than we can come up with a plan of attack.

Vincent (to Poppy): You'll just have to be our mastermind, behind the scenes, lover. Give me a hug. I'm going to go see my sister first, and then round up the gang. What should we tell Aiden and Nate?

Poppy (to Vincent): The truth, honey, they need to know what's going on. I'm also worried that our daughter is going to do something stupid. She agreed to go to school and promised you a little too quickly for my taste.

Vincent (to Poppy): Mmm. I know. She didn't even try to argue with us. 

Meanwhile, at Nathaniel & Aiden's apartment, West Piedmont:

Zoe: Come on! Open the door! (to Aiden & Nathaniel) I know you're in there. Come on! Wake up!

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Jesus Christ! Are you TRYING to get our neighbors to fucking hate us? We're both up, getting ready for work. Why the fuck... What's happened?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): I'm sorry. I wanted to say-- I wanted to say goodbye, Nate. I love you & you're my best friend. Will you give these letters to my family? This one is for you. Don't read it until after I'm gone. I gotta go & see Colin.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Goodbye? What are you talking about? Woah, woah, woah! Wait a goddamn minute. You are not going anywhere. What the fuck is going on, Zoe?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Hiiri contacted me... She's the one making your life miserable. She said she'd stop if I went to her. So, I'm going... I know it might be a trick, but the only way I can figure out how to stop her is to find out what she's up to. And the only way to do that is to go... I did have another plan but it was super risky & possibly stupid. Well, more stupid. This one only affects me, the other one could affect everyone.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): The FUCK it does! How the hell am I supposed to feel about you doing this cause of my very special fucking robo-stalker, huh? How the hell are your parents gonna feel? Or your fucking boyfriend? Jesus! Enough people have gotten fucking murdered, or fucked over because they're associated with me, alright? Don't fucking go LEAPING into the arms of this... this fucking...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): What's going on out here? (to Zoe) Zoe, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at school?

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Aiden): Yes... I was on my way.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Zoe, please. Don't go.

Aiden (to Nathaniel & Zoe): You both are clearly agitated. Come inside & have some tea... I'm really sorry about this, Zoe.

Zoe (to Aiden): What!?! You--

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Nate, please call your aunt & uncle. I'm going to put Zoe on the couch. She's going to be out for a bit.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Thank you! Oh Jesus... Thank you. You're fucking brilliant, you know that? I'll call them right now.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): It was nothing... I overheard everything she said, I was standing behind the door. Old habits die hard, I guess.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. Thank fucking god for that. So... I guess Hiiri is behind all this shit happening to you right now. Fuck... Shit. I'll freak out about it later. Lemme call my aunt. .

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Alright. I'm going to call Ms. Fawkes & let her know that I'm going to be late to work. (to Delia) Ms. Fawkes, I'm sorry to say that I'm going to be a bit late for work, today. I'll be there as soon as I can.

Delia (to Aiden): No worries. I will consider it all forgiven if you can somehow manage to bring me one of Oliver's amazing coffees.

Aiden (to Delia): Consider it done.

Delia (to Aiden): Good minion. I like that you require so little training.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Hey, Aunt Poppy? It's Nate. Um, Zoe's here... Currently unconscious

Poppy (to Nathaniel): Thank you, Nate, for letting me know. I was wondering what her plan was. I'll send Vincent over to collect her.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Yeah. Aiden was able to get her, uh, subdued before she skipped. So, I guess there's no denying it's Hiiri, huh?

Poppy (to Nathaniel): Well, she may be involved or simply taking advantage of the situation. We're working on the assumption that she's to blame. I think it will save us a few steps. We have roughly 11 hours to figure something out. (to Vincent; phone) Honey, our daughter is presently unconscious on Nate & Aiden's couch. You may want to grab her after your visit with Emma.

Vincent (to Poppy): Alright. Give me a kiss, wife of mine. I'm off to see my sister, and collect our sneaky young lady.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): Oh. Should I, I dunno, DO something? What happens in 11 hours?

Poppy (to Nathaniel): Just do what you would normally do, for now, honey. We're in the information gathering stage. Hiiri told Zoe that in 11 hours from now the next stage of her plan against you was going to go into effect if she didn't turn herself over... I know, this is asking a lot but do you think you could contact your Aunt Mary & see if she can give you any clues in regards to Hiiri? (to Vincent) I love you, honey.

Vincent (to Poppy): I love you too.

Nathaniel (to Poppy): ...Yeah. I can do that.

Poppy (to Nathaniel): Thank you, sweetie. We're not going to let Hiiri get her hands on Zoe. Okay?

Nathaniel (to Poppy): I know you won't. Thanks. I'll call as soon as I talk to my aunt. (to Aiden) My uncle's gonna stop by and grab Zoe in a little while. I can stay here with her if you wanna get to work.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Alright. I love you. Call me if you need me... and please apologize to Zoe for knocking her out.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I love you too... C'mere for a minute. I just... I know it's not my fault, but... I'm sorry. I know it's been shitty, and sometimes horrible, but I wouldn't trade us for anything. Even if I had to do it all a hundred times over again. I'll see you after my cooking class, OK?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I know. I feel the same way. I'll see you this evening.

A short time later, at Renfield's, West Piedmont:

Aiden (to Oliver): Oliver, do you know what kind of coffee Ms. Fawkes likes? Because, I'm going to need one of those.

Oliver (to Aiden): Of course. Unfortunately, I can't put the Irish cream in it since it's To Go. I hope she doesn't mind.

Aiden (to Oliver): Well, it is for work, so I think she'll understand. Thank you.

Oliver (to Aiden): That hasn't stopped her before, Mr. Wilkes. I'll have it ready for you in a moment.

Vincent (to Aiden): Heh. Getting a peace offering for Delia, I see. How are you holding up, Aiden?

Aiden (to Vincent): As well as can be expected, I suppose... Though I do have to admit to being strangely relieved that all of this may be Hiiri's doing & not just a terrible ploy on the part of Nate's parents. I mean, it makes it no less terrible... Is that odd?

Vincent (to Aiden): No, Not at all. Having your parents do something terrible to you is a special kind of hurt, and you don't want the boy you love to go through that. Poppy and I owe you boys an apology. It's because of us Hiiri has gotten involved in your lives. We shouldn't have been so shortsighted when it came to her.

Aiden (to Vincent): You don't owe me anything, Vincent. Nate is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Which is because of you & Poppy. We'll figure this all out and hopefully, go back to our normal lives. We have faith in you both. Now, I really should get to work before Ms. Fawkes' coffee gets cold. That wouldn't do as a peace offering, now would it?

Vincent (to Aiden): Hee hee. No it wouldn't. We'll see you soon.

A few minutes later:

Vincent (to Mouse): Hey sweet sister of mine. Can I interrupt you for a little bit?

Mouse (to Vincent): Hey, little brother... Oh god. What's wrong? You have that look.

Vincent (to Mouse): And a bottle of very good whiskey in my flask. It's Hiiri.

Mouse (to Vincent): ... Oh. Let's go up to my office. (to Lisabeth) Lisabeth, you & Oliver are in charge until further notice.

Lisabeth (to Mouse): Oh yes, of course.

Vincent (to Mouse): Good heavens... Where do I start with this clusterfuck? First of all, Nate may be a little late this morning. Hiiri contacted Zoe this morning through some hidden communication device. She promised to stop making Nate's life hell if she, met her on her airship in--oh--about 10 hours from now. If she doesn't, Hiiri will implement "Stage 2" of her Evil Plan.

Mouse (to Vincent): Oh... The poor kids. How are they holding up?

Vincent (to Mouse): They're all more than a bit freaked out. Zoe was going to run off to her this morning. Fortunately, Aiden knocked her out before she could do anything stupid or rash.

Mouse (to Vincent): Heehee... I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh… So, I take it you're hear to delve into the psyche of the pyscho-robot, huh?

Vincent (to Mouse): More like we need another perspective, and, unfortunately for you, hun, you've spent the most time with her.

Mouse (to Vincent): Well, what do you need to know? I'll help anyway I can.

Vincent (to Mouse): We're trying to figure out what her end game is. We suspect she's been keeping an eye on Nate for a while. So, we're trying to figure out why is she fucking with him now, what her "stage 2" could be, and why she needs Zoe.

Mouse (to Vincent): Oh... Well, Hiiri has always had a lot of rage in her because you & Eep didn't accept her into your lives when she first appeared. Why do you think she kept me & Mars with her for as long as she did? It wasn't just to get to you, it was because there's still some of me in there buried deep down. And, she wanted her family back. When you guys rejected her, I think it made her a little more nuts and personalized her mission. All that stuff with world domination that's secondary to making your lives terrible... I'm good at holding a grudge.

Vincent (to Mouse): ... Maybe it's not just Zoe she's after.

Mouse (to Vincent): What are you thinking, little brother?

Vincent (to Mouse): One of the reasons Hiiri hid you five years in the past was a happy accident, wasn't it? One of the things she was really after was adopting me as a lost, wayward thing before you could, wasn't it?

Mouse (to Vincent): Yes... Oh god, do you think she's got something like that planned for Nate?

Vincent (to Mouse): I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me. We know she, or at least agents of hers, have been watching him at least for the past three years at least. He recognized two of her agents from some of his stays in the hospital. But, I suspect it's been longer than that. If we were able to figure out Nate's a skipper based on his "delusional breaks," I would imagine Hiiri would as well. God, it would also explain why his ex-boyfriend was trying to get Nate to go to the Old Piedmont Hotel...

Mouse (to Vincent): ... Oh... I just had a nasty thought. What if she wants Zoe to take her back to a point where Nate was very vulnerable & needed a friend? Do you think he'd fall for Hiiri's trick or would she use Zoe to do it?

Vincent (to Mouse): I honestly don't know, sweetie. I would have, and I imagine she'd try to use Zoe. I don't know that Zoe would do it, but Hiiri would certainly try. Because she's nothing if not a cruel, horrible thing.

Mouse (to Vincent): Well, it sounds like you have your work cut out for you. I'm sorry she's being terrible again. I really wish I had taken care of her all those years ago when I had the chance.

Vincent (to Mouse): Give me a hug, big sister. I thought I had, if you remember, and it didn't leave me in a very good state, as I recall.

Mouse (to Vincent): Yes, that is true... Be careful. I have no desire to go to your funeral any time soon.

Vincent (to Mouse): Believe me, I have no desire to HAVE a funeral any time soon. You're about to get yourself another nephew, by the by.

Mouse (to Vincent): Heehee, are you over the moon about it?

Vincent (to Mouse): I am. How on earth did I end up with this gaggle of children? :-P

Mouse (to Vincent): Heehee, I have no idea. I'll see you later, little brother. Oh, and take these for the family. It might make Zoe less angry about being knocked unconscious.

Vincent (to Mouse): Thank you, sweetie. You're better than I deserve.

A little while later, at the Piedmont Museum of Art & Science, West Piedmont:

Delia (to Aiden): Thank you for the coffee... but you look like someone kicked your puppy. Everything alright? If you need the day off its cool

Aiden (to Delia): We're having a bit of family drama at the moment. Do you think it would be alright if I worked for a bit & then left early?

Delia (to Aiden): Oh goodness. I can only imagine what that might mean with THIS family. That'll be fine. Do some work, clear your head and do what you need to. I am all too familiar that "drama" is usually code for CLANNG is fuckin' shit up. That or Vincent is being Vincent or his bio family has gone crazy-pants again.

Aiden (to Delia): Heh... Well, you hit the nail on the head. And, thank you. I think some time with relics will make me feel a bit calmer.

Delia (to Aiden): Yeah, spend enough time around this bunch, you get a feel for the lingo.

A few moments later:

Delia (to Vincent; phone): So, the word drama has been spoken. CLANNG, your family or you personally? Or some combination thereof?

Vincent (to Delia): Oh dear. Aiden admitted there was family drama? He MUST be worried. I'm afraid it's a combo package.

Delia (to Vincent): Oh, fantastic. Well.. lemme know if you need me for anything. Whether kicking someone in the teeth or watching' the kids while the adults handle the problems. Or just keeping an eye on a problem. Whatever you need.

Vincent (to Delia): Heh. Thank you, hun. Hiiri is still around, and has been causing problems with Nate, apparently.

Delia (to Vincent): I'm suddenly reminded of that old "cat came back" song. I have access to power tools if we need to just disassemble her.

Vincent (to Delia): You have no idea how much I would LOVE to do that.

Delia (to Vincent): We could strip her for parts... rebuild her into something ACTUALLY useful. Like a coffe maker or trash compactor.

Vincent (to Delia): Heh. Or a septic tank.

Meanwhile, at Nathaniel & Aiden's apartment, West Piedmont:

Nathaniel: Alright. I can do this… (to Mary Jones; phone) Um, Aunt Mary? This is Nate.

Mary (to Nathaniel): Nate! Good gracious. Are you OK? Is everything alright?

Nathaniel (to Mary): No. Not really. Have Mom and Dad gone frickin' crazy? They're trying to get my boyfriend charged with rape, Aunt Mary!

Mary (to Nathaniel): What are you talking about, Nate? The man they're charging is the one who... He attacked you three years ago.

Nathaniel (to Mary): No, he isn't. He's my *boyfriend*. Just because my parents don't like the fact that I'm gay doesn't mean...

Mary (to Nathaniel): Sweetie, your Mom and Dad aren't doing this because they're mad at you. He IS the one who assaulted you. I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but I don't want you thinking anyone is doing this to be cruel. Your parents received a package from one of the counselors in the camp. She said she felt guilty about what happened, and that no one believed you. It was the reports you made after he attacked you, photos, and information about where he was located now.

Nathaniel (to Mary): Aunt Mary, it WASN'T Aiden. I know who it fucking was. I know for a FACT who it was. It was Barry Finbarr.

Mary (to Nathaniel): Nate, Barry was the one who you got your drugs from. Aiden was the one who assaulted you, and we suspect he's been stalking you, which is how he found you in West Piedmont. I know this seems shocking, sweetie, but you had just been... you had suffered a trauma, and you were taking drugs, Doctor Watson thinks this caused the onset of your schizophrenia...

Nathaniel (to Mary): Wait. Who the hell is Dr. Watson? I only ever saw Dr. Han.

Mary (to Nathaniel): Dr. Jane Watson. She's been overseeing your case with Dr. Han for the last three years. She recommended Dr. Han to us. She first learned about your case when you were in the hospital. She would come to see you from time to time, but usually only when you were seriously ill. You probably don't remember her.

Nathaniel (to Mary): Is she young? Late twenties, early thirties? Prematurely white hair?

Mary (to Nathaniel): So, you do remember her. Now, Nate, don't get upset when your parents come to take you home. I know it doesn't seem like it, but they only want what's best for you. You have to believe me.

Nathaniel (to Mary): WHAT? I... I have to go, Aunt Mary. And I don't care WHAT that report says. Aiden has NEVER hurt me. I love him, and he's the best damn thing that's ever happened to me!

A few hours later, At Mouse & Eep's house, West Piedmont:

Gabriel (to Mouse): Mom.. I've been thinking'. Do we know if Aunt Poppy and Uncle Vincent is haven' a boy or a girl? I have been thinkin' of names.

Mouse (to Gabriel): Heehee, they're having a boy... What kind of names have you been thinking, Goo?

Gabriel (to Mouse): Oh good. Cause I haven't been able to think of any good girls names. I was thinkin MAYBE the could name him... Totoro, cause I like that movie, T-Rex cause that is the best dinosaur or Optimus Prime cause that's my favorite robot.

Mouse (to Gabriel): Heh... I'll let them know your ideas. Don't be mad if they don't like them, though.

Gabriel (to Mouse): That's okay. That just means I'll has to thinks of somethin' EVEN BETTER.

Mouse (to Gabriel): Maybe, you should look in your books. There might be some good names there.

Gabriel (to Mouse): That is a GOOD idea, Mom. I'll do that now!!!

Mouse (to Gabriel): Sounds good. What do you want for dinner? Your dad's got a late class so it's just you & me.

Gabriel (to Mouse): Ummmmm..... would Dad be mad if we had Empanadas without him? I like those.

Mouse (to Gabriel): Hmmm... I could make those. But they take time so I'd need help. Know anyone willing to lend a hand?

Gabriel (to Mouse): OMG YES. I'll go wash!

Mouse (to Gabriel): Heehee, If you'd like, I'll even let you wear the skeleton apron.

Gabriel (to Mouse): BESTEST. DINNER. EVER.

Mouse (to Gabriel): You are incredibly silly.

A short time later, at the Jones' house, Dogpatch, Mississippi:

Hiiri (to Mary; phone): Mrs. McKenzie? This is Dr. Watson. I was just calling to see if you got the paperwork that I sent in regards to Nathaniel?

Mary (to Hiiri): I... I did, Doctor. Are you SURE this is the best course of action for my nephew? His relationship with his parents is already so strained. I'm just not sure...

Hiiri (to Mary): I believe it is the best course of action. Nathaniel is clearly a danger to himself & suffering from the early onset of a psychotic break. He needs to be somewhere safe with people who care about his well-being. The fact that he thinks his abuser is his boyfriend is just the first step. He'll start talking about conspiracy theories & plots against him. You want what's best for him, don't you? We need to get him away from that man as quickly as possible. We can & should start the court proceedings asap.

Mary (to Hiiri): No, no. You're right, Dr. Watson. I just... I really wanted to believe he was getting better. The last time that I saw him, he seemed so much more stable than he had in years. I'll pass the paperwork on to my brother.

Hiiri (to Mary): Moments of lucidity are completely normal in cases like his. Honestly, I was hoping that I was wrong about this & that he had really turned a corner. Call me if you or his parents have any questions.

Mary (to Hiiri): We will. Thank you, doctor. You're sure we shouldn't tell my brother Vincent about this? I don't want him to think something has happened to Nate.

Hiiri (to Mary): Oh, if you think you need to inform him, I'm sure it would be alright.

Mary (to Hiiri): I will. I'll wait until after Nate's been picked up, but I do think we should tell him. I don't think he meant any harm taking Nate in. I just don't think he knows the boy like we do.

Hiiri (to Mary): You're so right. Good night & God bless.

Mary (to Hiiri): Good night, Dr. Watson.

Hiiri: That woman is... an idiot.

Mary: That woman has been a godsend.

An hour or so later, at Poppy & Vincent's apartment, West Piedmont:

Hiiri (to Zoe): Tick, tock, Number 4... Time's running out.

Zoe: Ow, my friggin' head.

Vincent (to Zoe): Zoe? How are you feeling?

Zoe (to Vincent): Like some big stupid British man used the Vulcan nerve pinch on me.

Vincent (to Zoe): Heh. Well, that is certainly an accurate account of what happened. Here. Have a chocolate croissant.

Zoe (to Vincent): ... Thanks, but I'm not hungry.

Vincent (to Zoe): Are you not hungry, or are you angry that your family didn't let you run off to the crazy fucking robot?

Zoe (to Vincent): ... A little column A, a little column B.

Vincent (to Zoe): Honey, no one in this family wants to you run off to face Hiiri alone. Especially not your cousin. He sat with you until I came to pick you up because he was terrified you were going to run off in some fit of altruistic insanity, you know. Heh heh.

Zoe (to Vincent): I know, but it's like having an evil twin beating up your best friend.

Vincent (to Zoe): Come here, sweetie. Believe me, I know EXACTLY how Hiiri can push your buttons and make you feel like you have to jump, whenever she says BOO! But, based on what your mom has found out Hiiri's been keeping an eye on the Jones family for years. We have no idea what her end game is, which is all the more reason for you to stay as FAR away from her as possible I don't think she can cross over here. If she could, I'm sure we would have seen her by now. Don't worry. We won't let her anywhere near you OR your cousin, OK? It will all be OK.

Zoe (to Vincent): That doesn't really make me feel any better but I appreciate it.

Vincent (to Zoe): We love you, Zoe, and your friends, your mother, brother, cousin and I would all be heartbroken if anything happened to you. I know what I'm asking, when I'm asking you to stay here, hun. Believe me, if it were me in your place at your age, I wouldn't have done the smart thing, either. :-P

Zoe (to Vincent): Thank you, dad. I love you guys.

Vincent (to Zoe): I know you do, hun. Come here. We will figure this out together. I promise.

Zoe (to Vincent): Okay... I need an aspirin & sleep. Aiden doesn't fool around with that darn nerve pinch.

Vincent (to Zoe): Heh. Alright, hun. I'll go get you a couple of pills and a glass of water. Get some sleep. Tomorrow, you and your mom can go see Hari, and see if she can get that damn communicator out. Good night, sweetie.

Zoe (to Vincent): Okay. That sounds good.