When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 65

At the Longfellow bunker; New London, Britannia:

Charles: W-- who? Get your hands...! (to Eva) Oh. Miss Eva... I apologize. I... I didn't realize where I was for a moment...

Eva (to Charles): After last night I would be quite shocked if you experienced no disorientation, Mr. Turner. I was checking on your surgical would. How do you feel?

Charles (to Eva): Not very well...

Eva (to Charles): Not surprising. Get some more rest. It's the best thing for you right now.

Charles (to Eva): Yes, miss. Um, I... I'm very sorry I hit you yesterday... And that I kept calling you Una. Your sister un-- unnerves me a bit.

Eva (to Charles): ...It's quite alright, Mr. Turner. You weren't in your right mind at the time. You swung wildly, and barely connected. Had I been in your position, and I thought I'd been recaptured by the likes of Maladori, I would have done the same. I'll leave you to rest. Make sure your young lady gets herself something to eat. The surgery was a trial for her as well.

Charles (to Eva): Yes, miss.

A couple hours later:

George: Ruddy hell! This chair is uncomfortable.

Charles (to George): George? I didn't realize you were over there. You... you didn't sleep there all night, did you?

George (to Charles): Oh, uh, yes. It would seem so... I was reading for a bit, I guess I fell asleep. How are you feeling?

Charles (to George): A bit awful, but I think I'll be OK in the end.

George (to Charles): I hope so. Are you hungry? I'm sure I can scrounge something up for you.

Charles (to George): No. Not just yet. ...Um, th-thank you for staying with me yesterday. Heh. I don't mind telling you, I was a bit terrified. More than a bit, really.

George (to Charles): To be honest, so was I.

Charles (to George): I, um, I'm sorry if I scared you.

George (to Charles): Heh. It's okay... I was worried that you were either dying or turning into a monster. I'm glad to see that neither of those happened.

Charles (to George): I... I was a bit worried of that myself. I was so... I-- I'm not sure. I thought I was going mad. Um, more than I already am, that is. Heh...

George (to Charles): Heehee... I'm going to see if I can find some tea in this place. Would you like a cuppa?

Charles (to George): Please. I would appreciate it.

A little while later:

Charles: Can't help but notice you didn't tell George how rotten we really feel, Charles. Why would I worry her about it? I'm sure I'll get better... If you say so, Chuckles.

George (to Charles): Here you are, Charles... May I please speak to Charlie for a moment?

Charles (to George): Oh. Um, yes. Of course. If you'd like... Hullo, Wildcat. Didja miss me?

George (to Charles): Yes, actually I did... You're at least honest with me... How are you feeling? None of this trying to protect my feelings, if you please. I get enough of that from Charles.

Charles (to George): Like ruddy shit. We haven't been hungry all day, we're shaky as bloody hell, can't stand for too long, everything aches, and as far as I can tell, we're running some kind of fever. ...Charles thinks it's all peaches, so he don't wanna worry you.

George (to Charles): ... I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. Well, my father's, at any rate.

Charles (to George): Heh... Yeah? You think? Sorry to disappoint you, but a madWOMAN was the one who took a ruddy scalpel to us.

George (to Charles): Who Eva? She's not a madwoman... just easily perturbed. I grew up with her & her sister. Scoot over, cranky. I have more blankets for you & I'm tired. It's been a long day.

Charles (to George): Oh. Uh, yeah. Sure. If you want... I wasn't talking about the Greymalkins, anyway. I was talking about that Maladori bird. She was a real charmer. Wanted Charles awake when she was fucking with him... Eva seems alright, I suppose. Bit balmy. Heh. Charles is kinda afraid of Una for some reason. Um... You sure there's enough room?

George (to Charles): I can't imagine why he'd be afraid of Una more than Eva. She's the one who looks more like Hiiri. And, if you wrap your arms around me, it should be just fine... Are you seriously nervous about sharing the bed with me? Charles did it just fine.

Charles (to George): Um, something about, even though she's gruff, he knows what she thinks... It's getting harder to tell what he's thinking. And I'm not nervous! If that's what you were thinking. If Charles wasn't, why the bloody hell would I be?

George (to Charles): ... When was the last time a girl shared a bed with you, Charlie?

Charles (to George): ... I dunno. Who remembers something like that?

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 64

In the garage, Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Starling: <zzzRRRttt> ... Scheduled Reboot Initiated... Homing Beacon Activated... That was very unpleasant. I do hope that I can play with those people, now. Isn't that right, Mr. Carv-- Oh, yes. He would have gone… I should really go and find my bunny friend.

In the kitchen, onboard the Wicked Sister:

Luc (to Zoe): Good morning, sister o' mine... Is there any-- Trouble sleeping last night?

Zoe (to Luc): Huh? What makes you think that?

Luc (to Zoe): Perhaps, it's all the baking and cooking you appear to be doing and have done... What's on your mind?

Zoe (to Luc): Oh, right... Here's your coffee. I thought I'd get a jump on the bread I wanted to make for today and then I just kept going... Cooking is very relaxing to me. I was just thinking about our new guest, Felix's sister... Something is fishy but I just can't put my finger on what it is.

Luc (to Zoe): ... Perhaps, you're just jealous that Felix now has someone else to spend time with?

Zoe (to Luc): What!?! No. That's not it. I'm glad he has family around. It just seems awfully coincidental, that's all.

Luc (to Zoe): There are no coincidences, sister dear.

Victor (to Zoe & Luc): <yawn> Morning. Is there coffee, or should I put the kettle on for... Oh! Coffee! Brilliant!

Zoe (to Victor): There's also breakfast, big brother... Give me a second to poach you some eggs.

Victor (to Zoe & Luc): Been up all night with... Ruddy hell. I ain't the only one. Who's invading us then?

Zoe (to Victor): No one that I know of...

Luc (to Victor & Zoe): Zoe is concerned about Felix's guest.

Victor (to Luc & Zoe): You too, eh? Least you were productive about it. You've made food fer days!

Zoe (to Luc): Hush you.

Luc (to Zoe): What? It's true. You just told me that yourself.

Zoe (to Luc): Yes, but I didn't want to worry Victor, yet.

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. You didn't wanna worry me? Awwww, that's precious.

Zoe (to Victor): Oh... Eat your Eggs Florentine and shut it. Want some sausage or bacon?

Luc (to Zoe & Victor): Heh... You two are very amusing.

Victor (to Zoe): Yes, please. (to Luc) Aren't we all just that? :-p

Luc (to Zoe & Victor): And… I'm taking a piece of bacon & wandering off to help Yuki with something or other. Thank you for the coffee.

Zoe (to Luc): Heh. Here. Bring her some tea & toast.

Victor (to Luc): Thief! 

Zoe (to Victor): So, you're concerned about Josette, too?

Victor (to Zoe): Yeah. I don't like the timing. I think we can safely assume Franklin is the cause of Maladori's sudden interest in Nate, then she grabs Charles for summit, then this girl shows up with a connection to Franklin, and Mum and Dad's name in her noggin... It's all connected. We need figure the how and why.

Zoe (to Victor): Yeah, we do... I took us the long way 'round when we came back. I didn't want her knowing I'm a skipper. I mean, if she doesn't already.

Victor (to Zoe): Well, no reason to clue her in if she don't know... I hate to say it, but I think George is involved as well.

Zoe (to Victor): I was just thinking the same thing... You don't suppose that what happened to Josette was one of the experiments Franklin was using George for? I mean, it would make sense.

Victor (to Zoe): Yeah... If she worked out who George was, could be why Maladori wanted to grab Charles in the first place.

Zoe (to Victor): Shit... Should we keep an eye on her?

Victor (to Zoe): Yeah. Couldn't hurt. I've been thinking... What if the reason she can't touch you, me or Nate isn't because were skippers, I mean, Hari stayed with Auntie Margaux with no mishaps, right? What if we're the oddballs cuz all of us skipped in time?

Zoe (to Victor): Oh... I hadn't thought about that but, it would make sense. We're already kinda "super-charged" & she's some sorta battery. It would be like trying to jumpstart your car when the battery is full... But, if you're just an ordinary skipper, she might be able to increase the output. Which is probably how Franklin was able to merge the 2 Josettes. Shit... What is Maladori up to? There's gotta be a reason she's done all of these things. We're just not seeing the big picture, yet.

Victor (to Zoe): I know. I've been running over everything in my head all night, and I've got nothing to show for it. You at least made bread.

Zoe (to Victor): I've also got 6 quiches, a pot of soup, and 3 baked chickens... Heh. I've been up for awhile, stressing about all this.

Victor (to Zoe): Bloody hell! Heh. Well, I can help you with at least one of those quiches.

Zoe (to Victor): Heh. Why do you think I made so many? Besides, at the rate we seem to be taking on passengers and crew, I'm going to need to make dishes that can stretch for a few meals. If I wasn't concerned that Charles might be dangerous, I'd ask him to stay. He's a deft hand in the kitchen.

Victor (to Zoe): ...You think Charles is dangerous?

Zoe (to Victor): Yes... No... Maybe? I'm not sure. But, if it was no accident that he was the one grabbed & it's related to George... Shit. And, they just totally came here together... What if this was all part of it? Maladori had to know that at some point Tesla was going to want to meet with George. And, if anyone had been spying, they'd know that she & Charles are friends. Outside of our family who knows where Tesla lives?

Victor (to Zoe): Shit... Oh SHIT.

Zoe (to Victor): You go find them! I'm going to go warn the twins!

Victor (to Zoe): On it!

A few minutes later, in the library, at the monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, British Colonies:

Victor (to George & Charles): George! Charles! Where are you two?

George (to Victor): What's with all the shouting? We were just sitting here reading.

Charles (to Victor): Captain Potter? I was just writing out... What's wrong?

Victor (to George & Charles): We've got to go, and we've got to go now! We think Maladori was using us to find Colorado Springs.

Charles (to Victor): Wha-what? But... Oh no!

George (to Victor): Oh! But, Mister Tesla was just finishing up some tests on me... Are you sure we need to go, right now?

Victor (to George & Charles): I think the longer we're here, the more dangerous it's going to be. Zoe is warning Tesla and the twins now. I can get us to the bunker. We should be able to regroup there, but... Heh. You two will be on your own.

George (to Victor): We understand, Captain. Do we have time to get our things?

Victor (to George & Charles): I don't know... Just be quick about it.

George (to Victor): Yessir!

Charles (to Victor & George): I-if I'm the problem, sir, perhaps you should take me someplace where I can't attract trouble to anyone... And where is that, Charles? I don't know, but if Maladori is tracking me, no one should be near me.

George (to Charles): Quit your bickering, you two! We're going together or we're not going at all. So, shut up & pack.

Victor (to Charles): Heh. Listen to your lady, Charles. We're not leaving you alone to deal with this alone.

Charles (to Victor): ...Yes, sir.

A short time later:

George (to Charles): Charles, are you ready? I'm all packed up.

Charles (to George): George... I-I'm not feeling very...

George (to Charles): Charles? You don't look so good, Charles... Charlie, what's going on?

Charles (to George): I'm sorry... I-- I think I'm all right...

George (to Charles): Charlie? Charles? … (to Victor) Captain Potter, there's something wrong with Charles!

Victor (to George): What? ... Shit! What happened? Charles? Charles! C'mon, mate!

George (to Victor): He said he wasn't feeling well and then… Well, this. Is he going to be okay?

Victor (to George): ... Right. Go tell one of the twins what's happened. I'm going to get Charles to the bunker and I'll be back.

George (to Victor): Alright… Please, make sure he's okay.

Victor (to George): I will. See if one of them can accompany us to help with Charles or you'll be stuck with two unconscious blokes. Don't worry. He'll be alright.

George (to Victor): Yessir!

Meanwhile, onboard the Wicked Sister:

Josette (to Felix): Felix? I'm very sorry about this...

Felix (to Josette): Josette? ...What the hell are you doing?

Josette (to Felix): ... Doing what I'm told. Please, don't make me shoot you, Felix. Now, sit in that chair so I can tie you to it.

Felix (to Josette): That's a problem since I'm not very good at doing what I'm told, at all. ...Who are you, really?

Josette (to Felix): Why I'm your sister, Felix? Well, the body & some of the memories are, anyway... You can just call me Josie. I don't normally like people to know my name. Truth of the matter is, I've had so many I can't quite recall what it is. But, I will shoot you since, we're not playing nice anymore & I'm on a strict timetable. I was told minimal bloodshed but, I'm sure the boss won't mind too much.

Felix (to Josette): Who the hell is your boss? This is an awful lot of trouble to go through over a two-bit pirate ship.

Josette (to Felix): Heh. It's not the pirate ship we're interested in... Now, hush.

Luc (to Josette): ... But, there's so much interesting things onboard... Like, this. (to Felix)Mister Baldwin, are you alright? … Don't worry, I didn't kill her. Zoe & Victor were very clear about me doing that sort of thing.

Felix (to Luc): ... I'm fine. Thank you. I think I'll feel much better when she's in the brig. Thank you, Mr. Vadrouiller.

Luc (to Felix): No problem. I just happened to be walking by... Let me go get her in the brig.

At Maladori's secret laboratory:

Starling (to Professor Maladori): Professor? The beacon has been activated. The agents are in place. (to Carver) Who's a good bunny? You are, Mr. Carver!

Carver (to Starling): ...

Professor Maladori (to Starling): Very good. (to Carver) See, Mr. Carver. Patience.

Starling (to Professor Maladori): Would you like me to make the appropriate arrangements, ma'am?

Professor Maladori (to Starling): Yes. I have things to which I still need to see... We seem to be having trouble with the beacon.

Starling (to Professor Maladori): I will check the receiver. (to Carver) C'mon, Mister Carver. I think I have a carrot for you.

Carver (to Starling): ...

Starling (to Carver): Soon, we'll have you right as rain, Mister Carver.

A short time later, at the monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, British Colonies:

George (to Una & Eva): Miss Una! Miss Eva! Charles passed out. Victor is taking him away. We need one of you to come with us!

Una (to George & Eva): Calm down, George. We have our own problems to deal with, at the present. Mister Baldwin's sister is locked up in our brig. We're trying to figure out who she's working for, but she won't talk, presently.

Eva (to George): Where is Captain Potter taking Charles? Why is he moving him. Especially while injured!

George (to Una & Eva): He's taking Charles to the bunker… Didn't Zoe tell you?

Eva (to George & Una): No... She didn't mention it to me. Did she say something to you, Una? What was she supposed to tell us?

Una (to George): … I have not seen Zoe since dinner, last night.

George (to Una & Eva): That is not good… Victor thinks Maladori is using Charles to find Mister Tesla. And, Charles passed out. Are you sure Zoe didn't come and tell you all this? Victor seemed to think she did.

Eva (to George & Una): Oh? Maladori is certainly welcome to try. As if we're some simpering idiots passively waiting to be found. I think we know who this Josie character is working for, don't we, Una? If you'll put the Monastery on alert. I'll accompany George and Captain Potter to see what I can do for Mr. Turner.

Una (to George): My sister is correct, George. We are prepared for attacks. This is a fortress. (to Eva) Yes, of course. Don't forget your satchel, sister dear.

Eva (to Una): Thank you, Una. (to George) Come along, George.

George (to Eva): Yes, ma'am… Should we be concerned about Zoe, Miss Eva?

Eva (to George): Absolutely. My sister will put the Monastery staff on alert. They'll find her.

George (to Eva): This is where Victor & Charles skipped from. He should be back any moment.

A moment later:

Victor (to George & Eva): ... Ouch. Inhibitor's on full blast, huh? Good idea. Right. You two ready?

George (to Victor & Eva): Yes… But… Um, Zoe never went to see the twins, Captain.

Victor (to George & Eva): WHAT!?!

George (to Victor & Eva): It's a big place… Maybe, she just got lost or distracted?

Eva (to Victor & George): Don't worry, Captain. We're on alert now. We'll find her if she's missing. I believe at the moment we have more pressing concerns, yes?

Victor (to Eva & George): ...Yeah. We do. Try not to zap me too bad, George, alright?. I've got to get back here and find my sister.

George (to Victor & Eva): … I'll try my best. Um, perhaps if you wore a glove? Bare flesh seems to trigger it the most.

Victor (to George): I'm just kidding, George. I know you can't control it. Don't worry. I'm sure I've survived worse. ;-)

George (to Victor & Eva): … Oh.

Victor (to George & Eva): Right. Here we go. Clear your minds and hold tight... C'mon George. Grab on. We need to get to Charles. It's gonna be alright. I promise.

George (to Victor): Okay.

A moment later, at the Longfellow bunker; New London, Britannia:

Victor (to George & Eva): Whoo! WHOOO! Bleedin' 'ell! You gels FEEL that? ... Heh heh. I fink I should sit down, yeah? Charles is through there... Ouch. Heh. You pack one hellova punch, George...

George (to Victor & Eva): I'm sorry… I should go see Charles.

Victor (to George): Heh heh. Don't apologize, George. S'not like you can help bein' what you are any more than the rest of us freaks... Go an' see your boy... I'm gonna sit right here for a spell...

George (to Victor): Thank you, sir.

A few minutes later:

George (to Charles): Charles? Are you awake?

Charles (to George): George?! ...George please ... run. We're back... that woman...

George (to Charles): What woman? What are you talking about? Charles? … Charlie, are you in there?

Charles (to George): George? What the bloody hell is going on? ...My head's bleedin' on fire.

Eva (to George): Will you please calm him down? He thinks I'm Maladori. Or working for her. I need to locate and remove the tracking device. The longer it's active, the harder it will be on his body. The more he flails about, the harder that is... He's already bent my glasses.

George (to Eva): Yes, ma'am. I'm trying. (to Charles) Charlie? It's George… Please, be okay… I think I-- I'd miss you, terribly.

Charles (to George): Who? ...That creepy broad with the white hair? Fuck off! Keep her the ruddy hell away... I'm sorry, George. I'll try...

George (to Charles): I know, sweetheart… Miss Eva is trying to find the tracking device. I need you to stay calm. Can you do that? Please? Charlie… Look at me. In the eyes… Do you trust me?

Charles (to George): ...I don't know. George... Ignore him. I trust you... We both do.

Eva (to George): That's got him! That injection should have him feeling quite well in a moment or two.

George (to Charles): Everything is going to be okay. (to Eva) Thank you, Miss Eva.

Eva (to George): It was for my sake as much as his. He's quite a large young man. If he got it in his head to be violent... Never mind. He didn't, so it doesn't matter. George, keep talking to him, please. And help me get him out of his shirt and trousers. I'll get this done as quickly as I can.

George (to Eva): Oh! Um, yes, ma'am… (to Charles) Charles, I um, need you to take off your clothes… It's for science.

Charles (to George): Heh... George, what are you doing? George... G-- George! <whispers> There's another lady here...

George (to Charles): Yes, I know.

Charles (to George): Oh. Um... Yes. Al-- alright.

George (to Charles): Could you please cooperate, Charles? It's important.

Charles (to George): You, um, you don't need me more... you know, exposed than this, I hope... You don't do you?

George (to Charles): I don't think so. (to Eva) Is this alright, Miss Eva? I think we're both getting a little uncomfortable.

Eva (to Charles & George): Yes, yes. Very scandalous. What... Sit up and lean forward, Charles. More. A bit more... Don't fall over!

Charles (to Eva): Sorry! (to George) Hee hee. Even Charlie's embarrassed. Sorry. I, um, don't think I've been this undressed in front of anyone else in a while. I am not! Just gotta ruddy headache, s'all. ...What's the matter, Wildcat? Don't like what you see?

George (to Charles): … I am not going to answer that, Charlie. Especially, since you're just saying that to try and embarrass me.

Eva (to George & Charles): Help him, will you George? I think I've found it...

George (to Eva): … Yes, ma'am. (to Charles) I'm very sorry about all of this, Charles.

Charles (to George & Eva): N-- no. It's my fault. I'm sorry I've been such a botherrrrAAAH! …M-- miss Una. That... That hurts.

Eva (to Charles): I would imagine so. Hold still!

George (to Charles): You are doing so well, Charles. Just a few minutes more. I promise.

Charles (to Eva & George): I don't feel so well, miss...

Eva (to Charles): To use the vernacular, suck it up, Mr. Turner! I've nearly got it...

George (to Eva): Miss Eva, I don't mean to be rude or pushy, but could you please do that a bit faster?

Eva (to George & Charles): I'm going as quickly as I can! It's nestled by his spine. If you'd like me to hurry and cripple him...

Charles (to George & Eva): I'd really appreciate it... I'm... I'm not squeezing your hands too hard, am I? Sorry... It's... HAAAhhhh...

Eva (to George & Charles): Yes! That's got the bugger! ..The worst is over, Mr. Turner. Breathe.

George (to Eva & Charles): Thank goodness!

Charles (to Eva): ... Thank God. (to George) ... Thank you, George. I don't... I don't know what I would have done if you weren't here...

George (to Charles): You would have been fine, Charles. You're very resilient.

Charles (to George): Heh. Not that resilient... If you weren't here keeping me calm, I fear Charlie... Charlie would have hit Miss Una by now.

George (to Charles): Well, it's all over, now. And you were both very brave... I'd give you both a kiss if we didn't have company. ;-P

Charles (to George): I'm very... very lucky you were willing to endure... G-george I think, I might... I mean we both...

Eva (to George): I wondered how much longer he would stay conscious... That's him out now at any rate.

George (to Eva): Oh... Is it alright if I stay with him while he sleeps? I'd hate for him to wake up in a strange place all alone.

Eva (to George): That isn't a bad idea. His clothes are here, and I believe there are blankets somewhere. I'll see if I can rouse the Captain and get back to the Monastery. I'll be back to check on him tomorrow.

George (to Eva): Thank you, Miss Eva, for all your help.

Eva (to George): Tell him to mind those stitches! ... Good night.

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 63

At Maladori's secret laboratory:

Carver: …

Professor Maladori (to Carver): Really? Patience Mr. Carver. No wonder your prior employer's plans so often went awry. The best laid plans take time to ferment.

At Poppy & Vincent's apartment; West Piedmont:

Marlena: Keep your fucking shirt on! (to Josette Wells) Hello? Can I help you?

Josette (to Marlena): I certainly hope so… I'm looking for the Potters.

Marlena (to Josette): Oh, um, that would be my aunt & uncle. They're out of the country at the moment. Wanna leave a message?

Josette (to Marlena): Oh! They're real!?! I mean, they really live here. Shit. I thought I was going insane… This might sound crazy but, I think they might know where my brother is.

Marlena (to Josette): … This is going to be some crazy bullshit, isn't it? C'mon in… I'll make some coffee. Or do you want a beer?

Josette (to Marlena): Oh… A beer would be fabulous. I've been on the road from New Orleans all night.

Marlena (to Josette): Heh. Beer it is. (to Amunet) Amunet, we've got company! So, stop walking around fucking naked.

Amunet (to Marlena): I AM not walking around naked! I'm wrapped in a towel… I needed to get something from the laundry.

Marlena (to Amunet): Heh… You were totally fucking snooping. (to Josette) Here you go. Now, tell me fucking everything.

Amunet (to Marlena & Josette): … I'm going to my room.

Josette (to Marlena): … I don't know if I should. It sounds ridiculous when I think about it.

Marlena (to Josette): Well, let's start off with introductions… I'm Marlena. You can call me Mars. The one lurking about is Amunet. I'm the Potter's niece. So, how exactly did you know about them and where to find them?

Josette (to Marlena): Nice to meet you. I'm Josie Wells, um, or Josette Baldwin, depending on where we are, I guess… And, I knew about your family because I was told about them by someone-- I can't quite remember. I'm sorry, this has all been really strange. I thought I was going insane. Hell, I was locked up until I did a search for your Aunt & Uncle and found their address. As soon as I knew they were real people, I came looking for them… I'm not dangerous or anything.

Marlena (to Josette): … You're going to have to start from the beginning.

A couple hours later:

Marlena: Well, shit… (to Victor, via communicator) Come in, Wicked Sister… Come on, pick up! This is fucking important!

Victor (to Marlena): We read you, Mars. What's wrong?

Marlena (to Victor): So, I have a young lady here that claims to be Felix's sister merged with her double on this side by a Dr. Franklin... Any idea what she's going on about? Amunet spiked her drink, apparently. So, she's sleeping soundly on our couch right now.

Victor (to Marlena): ...Wait. What?! You're going to have to run that by me one more time... I've got no ruddy idea what's going on.

Marlena (to Victor): Fuckin' hell… Apparently, this Franklin fucker bought some people from the colonies to experiment on a few years ago. One of them was Josette. He used them for some sort of teleportation experiment, but it didn't work. But, what it did do was merge both world's version into one being… She was merged into Josie Wells on this side, but she started having dreams over the last year about her other life. She thought she was going crazy so she committed herself. For some reason, your parent's name was in her head and she looked them up, discovered they were real and came here… God, that was a fuckin' mouthful. Is that what it's like to be Zoe?

Victor (to Marlena): Yeah... Heh. Or me or Nate. Even when you know why you know why you've got some other life crammed in your noggin, it's still confusing as ruddy hell. Bloody fucking Franklin. He's no better than Maladori. What's your impression of this mystery sister?

Marlena (to Victor): She's a bit fuckin' batty and confused but, I don't think she's malicious. But, I'm no an expert. Does Felix even have a fucking sister? I've never heard him talk about family.

Victor (to Marlena): Yeah. Four or five if I'm remembering what Zoe said. He doesn't talk about himself much, and his mum's a real bit of work... She sold him off to a factory in New York when he was a kid... Ruddy hell. I'm guessin he'll want to talk to her.

Marlena (to Victor): … So, should I expect a visit sometime soon? Or will you just be picking up?

Victor (to Marlena): I think a visit first would be best. If she's a bit unstable, depositing her on an airship while unconscious might not be the best course of action for her mental state, yeah?

Marlena (to Victor): Heh. Well, you would fuckin' know about mental states… We'll keep an eye on her until you arrive. I can probably get Amunet to wake her up.. If I ask her nicely.

Victor (to Marlena): Heh. Yeah. I would. I'd expect Zoe and Felix relatively shortly.

Marlena (to Victor): Okay… I'll turn off the inhibitor field. (to Amunet) You hear all that?

Amunet (to Marlena): Yes. I'm already brewing the antidote. Don't look at me like that… You are far too trusting.

Marlena (to Amunet): Heh. Only when I know I can take 'em in a fight. C'mon, let's get ready for our visitors.

A short time later, onboard the Wicked Sister:

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): <knock knock> Hullo. I hate to interrupt... I REALLY hate to interrupt, but I need to speak to Felix.

Zoe (to Victor & Felix): Heehee. We weren't doing anything filthy, big brother. Just doing a little rearranging of furniture.

Felix (to Zoe & Victor): Heh. By which she means I've been shoving things about while she dictates.

Zoe (to Felix): What? You were just complaining about not having anything to do while we were docked. :-P

Felix (to Zoe & Victor): Was I? I don't recall that...

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): ... Felix, I don't suppose you have a sister named Josette, do you?

Felix (to Victor): ... I do. What's going on, Captain?

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): I was afraid you were going to say that...

Zoe (to Victor & Felix): Um, what's going on, big brother? You have that look on your face that means we're in trouble.

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): I don't know quite how to tell you this... A girl claiming to be your sister is at Mars's house. She said Franklin, uh, bought her in the states. He merged her with her double on the other side in some failed experiment.

Zoe (to Victor & Felix): … Shit.

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): Yeah. My thoughts exactly. I told Mars you two would be by to talk to her.

Felix: ...

Zoe (to Felix & Victor): Um, I think we're going to need a minute or so, big brother.

Victor (to Felix & Zoe): Yeah. Course. Take all the time you need... Bullocks, this is as bad as dealing with Maladori. Thank God the two of them never... Oh. Oh! Bloody hell! Of course. I can't believe we're so ruddy stupid!

Zoe (to Victor): Huh? What are you thinking?

Felix (to Victor): Captain. If you suspect something...

Victor (to Zoe & Victor): ... Never mind. It can keep. You two do what you need to do. Let me know if you need anything.

Zoe (to Victor): Don't you dare fucking do that! You think what's going on with Charles & now, this mystery sister is related, don't you? Shit… And, George is here too… I have a very bad feeling about all of this.

Victor (to Zoe & Felix): I was just thinking that when Maladori killed Hiiri, she took over Vernian Industries, didn't she? Which means she inherited all the research Franklin was doing for Greymalkin, right?

Zoe (to Victor & Felix): Yeah… And, we're not quite sure what became of Franklin. He went off the grid after Hiiri took over.

Victor (to Zoe & Felix): And Nate said Franklin was very keen to get his hands on our cousin. Especially after she let it slip that he was from another timeline. Add that to the ISS's files on everyone in Nate and Aiden's house, and I think we've got enough to get Maladori's eyes on our family. I think we can assume Maladori has Franklin. Or at least his research if she decided not to keep him around.

Zoe (to Victor & Felix): … Um, do you think we should be concerned about Charles?

Victor (to Zoe & Felix): Probably. But, we should probably concentrate on one issue at a time. You two go deal with the wayward sister. And I'll talk to Tesla and the twins, alright?

Felix (to Victor): ...You're sure this girl said her name was Josette Baldwin?

Victor (to Felix): I am... I'm sorry, Felix.

Zoe (to Victor): Go on, big brother. We've got it covered. (to Felix) Let me fix you a drink, sexy.

Felix (to Zoe): Thanks... I suppose I should be shocked my mother sold one of my sisters to a madman, shouldn't I? ... Do you think my other sisters are alright?

Zoe (to Felix): … Well, she might not have been the one who di-- I can't even finish that sentence. I'm sorry, sexy. After our last visit, I'd like to say that they are but she may have been lying and that's why she was so nervous… Plus, she was laying on the happy family a bit too thick.

Felix (to Zoe): Hell... Right. Let's go see what's to be done with Josette.

Zoe (to Felix): Okay… Take my hand.

Felix (to Zoe): All right. Before we do, come here for a moment ... Heh. Thanks. Ready to go when you are.

Zoe (to Felix): Uh huh… After a kiss like that I'll go wherever you want… Here we go! 

A moment later, at Poppy & Vincent's apartment; West Piedmont:

Zoe (to Felix): Oof… (to Marlena & Amunet) Hello ladies… Hey! Put down the swords. It's just me & Felix.

Amunet (to Zoe, Felix & Marlena): You can never be too careful.

Felix (to Amunet): ...Then you should pick up your guard on the right, miss.

Amunet (to Felix): So, I see. Thank you for pointing it out. I'll do better next time.

Marlena (to Amunet): Stop trying to be fucking scary, Amunet. They're family. (to Felix & Zoe) Our guest is in the guest bedroom.

Felix (to Amunet, Marlena & Zoe): Heh. Thank you. I appreciate your vigilance. Is my sister awake?

Marlena (to Felix): She should be.

Zoe (to Marlena & Amunet): Thanks. (to Felix) Do you want me to come with you?

Felix (to Zoe): ... Give me a few moments alone first, pretty lady.

Zoe (to Felix): Yes, of course. (to Marlena & Amunet) Got another one of those beers?

Marlena (to Zoe): Yep.

A few minutes later:

Felix (to Josette): <knock, knock> Um, hello? Josette?

Josette (to Felix): … Yes? Is that you, Felix?

Felix (to Josette): It is... Do you remember me?

Josette (to Felix): I think so… You were a little boy when I last saw you.

Felix (to Josette): Heh. Well it has been a while... What's the last thing you remember?

Josette (to Felix): … As myself or this other person? I'm sorry… Can you be more specific?

Felix (to Josette): Well, I suppose I only know you from the one timeline. How old was I when you last saw me?

Josette (to Felix): … Nine, I believe. It was your birthday the last time I saw you. I gave you a vest that I made out of old skirt scraps. Mama told me that I shouldn't dote on you so much. But, you were the only boy & you were such a sweet child. We were sold off shortly thereafter, if I remember correctly.

Felix (to Josette): Heh. I'm a bit older than 9 these days... I kept that vest 'til I grew out of it, you know.

Josette (to Felix): I'll have to make you a new one. I'm so happy to see you.

Felix (to Josette): Yeah... I am too. Things are a bit, eh, complicated right now. Will you come back with me and my girl?

Josette (to Felix): Yeah, I think I'd like that… My life here isn't so good at the moment… I, sort of, left an asylum without permission. I don't believe the doctors take kindly to that sort of thing… Wait. Did you say your girl? Oh, Felix, did you get hitched? I'm so happy for you.

Felix (to Josette): Heh heh... Believe it or not, you wouldn't be the first person I knew to say that. Come on. I'll introduce you to my lady. And we're not hitched.. Not yet, anyway.

Josette (to Felix): Oh... Well, I'm sure she's lovely.

Felix (to Josette): Heh. You'll see, I'm sure... 

A moment later:

Felix (to Zoe): Zoe? This is my, well, older sister Josette.

Zoe (to Josette & Felix): Hi there. Nice to meet you.

Josette (to Zoe): Nice to meet you, too... I'm sorry if I look shocked, you are not at all what I was expecting.

Zoe (to Josette & Felix): Heehee. You'd be surprised how many times I hear that sort of thing... Or maybe, you wouldn't.

Felix (to Josette): Dare I ask what you were expecting? :-p

Josette (to Zoe & Felix): ... No. I don't think I should say. I'll sound like an idiot for making that kind of assumption. Besides, on this side, all types of people are able to date. And, I like that just fine.

Zoe (to Josette & Felix): Heehee. Well, you're certainly much more agreeable than Mrs. Baldwin... I'm giving you a hug.

Josette (to Zoe & Felix): I don't mind saying that our mother is not a likable person & no one should use her as a role model.

Felix (to Josette & Zoe): Heh. That's for damn sure. We should head out. We still need to make arrangements for you, Josette.

Josette (to Felix & Zoe): Oh. Yes, of course... (to Marlena & Amunet) Thank you very much for the hospitality, ladies.

Zoe (to Felix & Josette): ... Yes. Arrangements. Um, we'll have to take a taxi to the old hotel. Unless... (to Marlena) Care to drive us?

Marlena (to Zoe, Felix & Josette): ... Fine. My car's out front.

Felix (to Zoe): ... Right. (to Marlena) Thank you, Ms Mars.

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 62

At the Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, British Colonies:

George (to Charles): I thought I'd find you down here, Charles... What's going on? You curled up and fell right to sleep, last night.

Charles (to George): Oh, um, yes... Heh. I suppose I do spend too much time in the kitchen, don't I? I, um... I'm not sure how to say this. Umm... Mr. Tesla thinks that having Charlie and I in the same head is going to more burden than my body can handle.

George (to Charles): ...Oh. So, what does that mean?

Charles (to George): Um, that if something isn't done, the strain might kill me.

George (to Charles): That's awful, Charles! Did he offer up a solution, or a cure or something?

Charles (to George): ...There are a few options, I believe. One is that he could try to split Charlie & I up into different bodies, one of us would be an automaton, or clone. Or he could, um, merge us, somehow, but I might become someone else all together. Or I could just stay me, and Mr. Tesla is wrong about, um... you know.

George (to Charles): Wow... Those are really terrible options. What have you & Charlie decided to do?

Charles (to George): Nothing. This bloody idiot wants to just wait it out and hope for the best. <sigh> What else am I supposed to do? There aren't really two of us. I can't imagine trying to split us up would end well... And I don't want to be another person.

George (to Charles): Charlie, what do you want to do?

Charles (to George): ... It hurts to say it, but he's probably right about splitting us up. Seems the reason we split in the first place, is cuz of a combo of whatever we got injected with and Charles's own special brand of crazy. I say let the brainiac merge us. It isn't like this is the first time we've had everything shaken up and had to start from from the bottom again.

George (to Charles): But, what would that mean for you-- I mean for both of you? Would it be like what Nate & Victor went through with the merging timelines? Or something completely different?

Charles (to George): No one seems to know exactly what would happen to me, and there's a chance the procedure could kill me, or worse. It could drive me mad, or leave me in a vegetative state... Or it could leave me an awful person. Like I was before. Fuck right off with that, Charles. It's bullocks. We weren't even half as bad as most of our mates. You've gotten yourself cozy, and don't want to deal with a bit of a change.

George (to Charles): ... If you want my opinion, I think you should do it. I happen to like both of you & I can't imagine that a result of the two you merging could possibly be all that bad. But, it might just be me being selfish.

Charles (to George): ... I, um, I'll think about it.

George (to Charles): C'mere, Charles. You look like you need a hug.

Charles (to George): Thank you...

At the Jones' house; Oxford, Mississippi:

Aiden: … You leave to go to the loo & everyone does a runner. Was it something I said? Or is this some strange custom I'm unfamiliar with?

Mrs. Jones (to Nathaniel): Nate! Nate, please... Don't leave. You know how your father gets. He didn't mean it like that. We haven't even had--

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Jones): Yeah? It's real hard to figure how calling my relationship a "sham" and accusing me of shitting on "the holy institution of marriage" could mean anything else. And let's not forget the tirade he went on about what the congregation might think. God fucking forbid those self-righteous assholes might cast y'all a sideways glance.

Mrs. Jones (to Nathaniel): Nathaniel Zachariah Jones! I am your MOTHER. Do not use that kind of language in front of me, young man. ...Why don't we all just calm down? Come back in the house and we'll talk this through.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Jones): There's nothing to talk about, Ma. Nothing is up for debate, here. Sitting down an' playing at a nice dinner isn't gonna change squat. ...I'm happy. I thought you'd love me enough to be happy for me too. An' I thought you'd wanna meet Lily. All that bitchin' you did at me about not giving you grandkids, I thought you'd be thrilled.

Mrs. Jones (to Nathaniel): Don't you dare say that to me! This isn't about us not loving you, hon. You know we love you. ...I know you didn't *choose* the events that made you gay. There's no going back and changing that. I AM happy you're with someone you care about, and your father and brother will come around to that, eventually. But you're so YOUNG, and you can't, in good conscience ask me to be happy you're exposing this poor girl to... God loves you Nate, as much as we do, and He isn't in your life right now. Think about it honestly, honey. Wouldn't she be better off with someone else? With a mom?

Aiden (to Mrs. Jones & Nathaniel): I beg both of your pardons but, I think we will be going, Mrs. Jones. It was lovely to see you again. But, I can't in good conscience expose my daughter to your type of bigotry & malice. Lilian is quite a charming, caring, intelligent & lovely child and in no way does she need to experience this.

Mrs. Jones (to Aiden & Nathaniel): Sweetheart...

Aiden (to Mrs. Jones): I am not your sweetheart, Mrs. Jones. I am the man that loves your son with all my heart, enough to come with him on this insane visit to see you, despite all of my misgivings. And, you & your husband did not disappoint. You claim to love Nate but you don't even know him. I bet you don't even know what his favorite book is or that he has a strange habit of putting peanut butter on his Vanilla ice cream or that he is the sweetest, most loyal person you will ever meet, even when he's trying to act like he doesn't care… (to Nathaniel) C'mon, Nate.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. I'm right behind you. (to Mrs. Jones) … Bye, Mom.

A couple minutes later:

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Shit, I picked a helluva time to quit smoking. So that was a fucking waste of goddamn time... Sorry.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): … It wasn't. You needed to see it through. And, I apologize for stepping in but when I heard your mother talk about Lily and her need for a mother, I just sort of lost it. It wasn't my place, I'm sorry.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): It's alright... I'm kinda glad you stepped in when you did. It's the only thing that was keeping me calm. I'm sorry I kinda ran outta there while you were in the bathroom. I just needed some space before I hit someone.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Heh. Quite understandable. Heh. Apparently, your father used it as a cue to leave the room, as well. I am heart-broken that I was unable to have an one on one chat with him… I wanted to ask for your hand in marriage. ;-P

Nathaniel (to Aiden): What? Ha ha ha! Man, if you wanted to have someone scream a Bible passage ridden lecture at you, just lemme know. Heh. I think I got a couple memorized I could recite for you... Thank you for coming with me.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Of course, I came with you, Nate. Even though, I thought it might turn out badly, for your sake, I hoped it wouldn't. Either way, we're in this together. And, I meant every word I said to your mother.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I know you did, which is why I'm one lucky son of a bitch. ...Heh. That choice of words was not an accident. C'mon. Let's get the fuck out of Mississippi.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): With pleasure.

Several hours later, at the Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, British Colonies:

Una: WHO HAS BEEN MESSING WITH MY DESK!?!

Eva (to Una): Good heaven, Una. What are you doing in here? This place is trashed!

Una (to Eva): … I didn't do this. I found it this way, sister dear.

Eva (to Una): Oh dear. I suppose Mr. Tesla is working on something again. <tsk, tsk> How did that man ever keep anything organized before us?

Una (to Eva): I honestly don't know… Will you get me some coffee from the kitchen? I believe it will take me some time to get this sorted.

Eva (to Una): Of course, sister dearest. I'll fetch us some cheese and bread as well. I fear it will be a long night.

Una (to Eva): Thank you… If you discover that Mister Tesla isn't the culprit, feel free to shoot the scoundrel.

Eva (to Una): With distinct pleasure.

A short time later:

Eva (to Luc): ... Hello, Luc. Is there coffee made?

Luc (to Eva): I do believe there is, Miss Eva.

Eva (to Luc): Thank goodness! Apparently, our employer has been rifling through our papers. It will take all evening to get them in order. I can't imagine what he thought he could find that he didn't have in his personal library...

Luc (to Eva): … I imagine he's looking for information on the cloning process your mother perfected & stole from Maladori.

Eva (to Luc): ... How did you know about that?

Luc (to Eva): Heh. You didn't think Maladori left that valuable data just lying around in an abandoned lab, for no reason, did you? I believe she was hoping that someone would stumble upon it & decide to continue the research… It would save her the legwork.

Eva (to Luc): Yes. I suppose that would make sense... What a terrifying thought. My sister and I would have most likely been used for parts.

Luc (to Eva): Yes… She was-- is very good at creating that type of feeling.

Eva (to Luc): I beg your pardon. It hope I didn't make you uncomfortable.

Luc (to Eva): Not at all. If I was made uncomfortable by the exploits of Maladori, I would have curled up into a ball a long time ago.

Eva (to Luc): Oh good. I have no idea what to do with people when they get upset. They get so... emotional.

Luc (to Eva): Do they? I hardly pay any attention.

Eva (to Luc): Of course you do. Don't take me for an idiot, Mr. Vadrouiller. I may not be the cleverest one here, but I'm not a dullard.

Luc (to Eva): I certainly don't think you're a dullard... What are you implying?

Eva (to Luc): That you're much more aware of people around you than you pretend to be. And that you worry about what they think of you. At least where members of your family are concerned.

Luc (to Eva): ... Well honestly, who doesn't?

Eva (to Luc): From what I've seen, it's very common. Which is why I don't understand why you pretend otherwise. I'm being rude and far too personal aren't I? Una is constantly chiding me for that.

Luc (to Eva): Emotional attachments were not encouraged during my youth. And, the Potters are nothing but emotional. So, do you see my difficulty?

Eva (to Luc): Yes. That certainly is true...

Luc (to Eva): Have I mentioned that blouse brings out the color in your eyes?

Eva (to Luc): No. You have not. I believe that's because the blue is of a similar chromatic hue to the green flecks in my eyes.

Luc (to Eva): It's quite lovely, as are you.

Eva (to Luc): Oh... Thank you.

Luc (to Eva): You know, if you ever want a night away from this place, I'd be more than happy to take you out.

Eva (to Luc): Did my sister turn you down? I'm not upset if the answer is yes, incidentally. Most people find me rather off-putting.

Luc (to Eva): I didn't ask her.

Eva (to Luc): Didn't you? I'll admit, that's surprising. She has always been better at dealing with people than I have... I'll think about it.

Luc (to Eva): Heh... Well, that's not a no. ;-)

Eva (to Luc): No, it isn't. Well spotted. I should really see to helping my sister. Good evening, Mr. Vadrouiller.

Luc (to Eva): Good night, Miss Greymalkin.

Eva: That was certainly strange.