When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 131

At Tesla's Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, American Colonies:

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): You want anything to eat before we go?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): No, thank you.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Yeah. When's the last time you ate? You don't eat when you're nervous, do you?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... It upsets my stomach. Miss Emmeline always made me mashed potatoes when I'm nervous. It's the only thing that worked. I'm fine. We should go.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Calm down. We're skipping there, so we'll be there in literally two seconds. There will be plenty of time to snoop around, get shot at and regret the life decisions that led us to this point. We can take ten minutes to get a million weapons, and shove mashed potatoes in your face. C'mon. I want a cup of coffee anyway.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... Okay.

A couple minutes later, in the kitchen:

Nathaniel (to Charles): Is there any coffee hanging around, Chuck?

Charles (to Nathaniel & Hiiri): <sigh> No, Mr. Jones. Would you like me to start some for you?

Nathaniel (to Charles): Nah. I got it. I'm gonna make food, anyway. You can get lost. I'm sure you got someone to see.

Hiiri (to Charles): Hi!

Charles (to Hiiri): Oh! Um, h-- hello, Miss Zoe. Is there... Do you need anything? Else, I mean? (to Nathaniel) Is something wrong?

Hiiri (to Charles): ... No, it's fine... um, Charles... I just haven't seen you in awhile. I'll just sit over here, quietly.

Nathaniel (to Charles): We've got it. Thanks, Charles. (to Hiiri) Heh. You'd better pop those eyeballs back in your head, girl. Heh. What will Felix think? Here. Mashed potatoes.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... Felix? Oh right, MY boyfriend. Thank you for the mashed potatoes.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Heh. Zoe's at any rate, yeah. What about you, Junior? You got anyone back home waiting on you?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): You mean, besides my adopted family? Not really. I mean there's this guy but… well, he's way older than me. He treats me like his kid sister & not a love interest, anyway. I think he feels like he needs to protect me since he's the one responsible for getting me out from under CLANNG's control.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Ha ha! Sorry. I didn't mean to laugh, but Zoe kinda had a thing for unavailable guys too. Heh... If you're anything like her, it'll pass.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): I don't have a thing for unavailable guys… Just one… unavailable guy… Oh forget it.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Heh. One isn't enough?

Several hours later, at a burlesque house; New London, Britannia:

Una (to Craine): Could you please explain to me why we're here? This place looks like it needs a good scrubbing because everything is sticky.

Craine (to Una): Everything isn't... Oh. Wait. It might be.

Una (to Craine): <sigh> That still doesn't answer my question… Are you attempting to include me in more of your debauchery? I draw the line, after that incident with the priest, winemaker & the clown.

Craine (to Una): I did NOT know that man was a clown. What happened to common decency? Did it just die? You can't trust people any more. Shame. I wouldn't say this is debauchery. I just wanted to treat you to a drink, boss. To apologize for the clown... The terrible TERRIFYING clown. Oh. And maybe to check out some of the talent. A bit. I feel like I need to prove something now. I don't know what, but SOMETHING.

Una (to Craine): Fine… (to Clara Pearl) Pardon me, we need drinks.

Clara (to Una & Craine): Well, that's a real shame, darlin', as I'm not a waitress.

Craine (to Clara & Una): If you're not working then why are you using that ridiculous accent? Nevermind! I've decided it's cute. Who's the sexiest person I should harass to get drinks?

Clara (to Craine): Ridiculous accent? That's rich coming from a city slicker like yourself. I happen to be the talent 'round here. Both on stage and off… You'll have to ask Bella for drinks.

Una (to Clara & Craine): … Oh, lovely. It's an entire bar made up of pompous asses.

Craine (to Clara): City slicker? Ha ha ha! What is that? You are adorable! And new... Good to know.  (to Una) Sit right here, boss lady. I will booze us.

Clara (to Craine): … You must be that Wolfram fella everyone's been blathering on about. And yes, I'm new. Been here three weeks.

Craine (to Clara): Blathering? Surely not! Well, maybe. Want to find out if what they're saying is true? Has it all been massively complimentary? Does it matter if it wasn't?

Clara (to Craine): HAHAHA! What? Are you kidding me, darlin'? Everything I've heard has been SO incredibly tame… I'm into something much darker.

Craine (to Clara): REEEEALLY? Do go on. Wait. Will the evening reach its sweaty, nasty climax with a death? In which case, I'm not interested...Well, that's not entirely true. It depends on whose death we're discussing. If it's mine-- or a chicken's-- I'm not interested. You laugh, but that chicken knew what was coming, and she WASN'T happy. I will never go back to Kentucky. If it's someone else's death, I have a suggestion. He's a clown. He doesn't really count as a person. Would that be a problem?

Clara (to Craine): No… I hate clowns, darlin'. Can't stand 'em, in fact. My time in the rodeo cured me of that interest… Oh, Jocko... He had the BIGGEST shoes.

Craine (to Clara): All shoes and no tackle, eh? Don't you hate it when that happens?

Clara (to Craine): Yeah. I especially hate it when he had absolutely NO tackle. Some sort of accident. It left him a gelding. Sad, really... But not sad, enough… Shouldn't you be spending time with your lady friend, Mister?

Craine (to Clara): Oh! Shite! I need massive amounts of booze, and I need it now. I am SO gonna get fired...

Clara (to Craine): Heh. You best practice your cowering now, darlin'. She looks like a hardass.

Craine (to Clara): Ha! Of course she is. Why else would I be so interested?

A minute later:

Craine (to Una): Here you are, boss. Sorry for the delay. The new girl distracted me with all her talk of dark, un-dreamed of kinks,

Una (to Craine): … I'm surprised you remembered me, at all.

Craine (to Una): Sorry! Sorry. I don't get called "tame" very often. It threw me. ...Actually, I don't think I've EVER been called tame. Huh. Could be kinda sexy under the right circumstances, I suppose. Do you know anyone with a sweater fetish?

Una (to Craine): I don't even know what that means… Go play with your new little friend. I will take the opportunity to head back to the house.

Craine (to Una): Awww. C'mon, boss. Don't leave! ... Man. Damn. Ah, well. I suppose it was nice while it lasted.

A few minutes later:

Clara (to Craine): Boss lady, leave you, huh? That's really too bad? … Ever had knives thrown at you while you're tied down to a spinning table? I ask cuz my regular assistant seems to have developed a case of yellow fever. (to Roy) You heard me, Roy! You're chicken! Yeah, I said it! (to Craine) C'mon. Wanna live dangerously?

Craine (to Clara): Not professionally. What are you offering me in return?

Clara (to Craine): I just told ya… The chance to have knives thrown at you while people watch. It's quite an aphrodisiac.

Craine (to Clara): When you put it like that... Buy me my drink, and you've got a deal. I might be a trollop, but I like to pretend I'm not cheap.

Clara (to Craine): Heh. Can do, darlin'. Anything in particular or dealer's choice?

Craine (to Clara): Strong. Preferably without a mickey. I want to remember this later.

Clara (to Craine): Heehee. Be back in minute.

Craine (to Clara): Take your time. I've just spotted an excellent distraction.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Will you fucking relax? Keep reminding yourself: I'm old enough to be here. Just smile. No one will question it. Trust me.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Okay… How come you chose to partner up with me? Everyone else still can't seem to decide if they want to lock me up or not.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Cuz I don't think you're Hiiri, not our version, anyway. And Zoe has NEVER been good at blending in. Heh. I'm guessing that you're the same. We'll let the sneaky motherfuckers run the perimeter, and we'll be the bait... Don't worry about everyone They'll calm down eventually.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): I certainly hope so. I'd like to get back home to my own body sometime this year. I know you all would like that, too. Zoe's being great about this but I know she's anxious to be herself again. Not to mention her guy, he's trying not to freak. ... Are we not here on business? I'm confused.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): You will. Jesus ass-kissing Christ. You are all fucking business, aren't you? We're all trying not to freak, Junior, but we'll manage. I wish I could say this is the weirdest shit we've faced.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... Are we not here on business? I'm confused. (to Craine) Craine!?! You're here! In a place like this... Oh right. Shit. Um. Ignore me...

Craine (to Nathaniel): Hello, Mr. Scowls. Nice to see you again. Were you looking for me? (to Zoe) How about you Zoe? You couldn't resist seeing me again, could you? Admit it. You missed my arse. And my charm. Mostly my arse. I'm willing to be where ever you want me. Oh. My. God. You talked to your cousin. He's into the three-way.

Hiiri (to Craine): Three way? I have no idea what you're talking about... (to Nathaniel) Nate? Help?

Nathaniel (to Craine): It wasn't her idea to come here, Captain. It was mine. I'm sure you don't mind. You got time to chat? (to Hiiri) Jus' keep smiling...

Craine (to Nathaniel): ...Wait. You're not the cousin, are you?

Nathaniel (to Craine): Heh... Yeah. I'd be the cousin.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): What did he mean, by three way? 

Craine (to Hiiri): Awww, pudding. That wide-eyed routine is delicious! (to Nathaniel) So, this is interesting. Very interesting indeed. I would love to talk, but I can't. Not this second. I've got a date with knives. But stick around. Watch the performance. We can talk about the REAL show later.

Hiiri (to Craine & Nathaniel) ... I uh, I need to go outside.

Nathaniel (to Craine): ... Yeah. We'll catch up in a few. (to Hiiri) Hold up, cousin o' mine!

A moment later, outside:

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Are you alright?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Oh, uh, yeah. I'm fine... It's just sometimes I forget this isn't my world... Remember that guy I told you about?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): No way. It was THAT guy?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Yeah. But, he wasn't anything like that... Not at all.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): I should hope not or else you got some serious fucking issues. You wanna sit this one out? Trust me, it's gonna get weird enough in there without you knowing the other version.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): No. I'll be fine. It's hard for me to be "bait" if I'm cowering out here plus we don't want to cause any suspicions about Zoe. I think the initial shock has warn off. I'll be fine. Really... I hope.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): If you say so. If he's too much to handle, just laugh at whatever perverted shit he just said, and walk away. You're hot enough that you can get away with it.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... I am? Damn, Zoe's so friggin' lucky. I do not look like this, at all.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Heh. You will when you're older, probably. Zoe didn't look like that either before she got sped up.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Heh. That's good to know. C'mon, let's get this freakshow on the road.

Fiona (to Nathaniel & Hiiri): If you two are done with your gossiping, your mark is almost done with his little "stage performance." The girl chucking blades at him has no idea what she's doing. This is hilarious!

Hiiri (to Fiona): ... Oh my God! Does she keep hitting him? Is he alright? ... Wait. Or are you saying that cuz she's missing?

Fiona (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): No. I'm saying that because I'm fairly sure she's trying. He hadn't been hit... Oops. Scratch that.

Hiiri (to Fiona & Nathaniel): HAHAHA! ... Oh sorry. I shouldn't laugh at another person's misfortune.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri & Fiona): Heh. In this case, I think you get a pass. C'mon.

A couple minutes later, on stage:

Clara (to Craine): Oops. Sorry about that... Take a bow, studly.

Craine (to Clara): Heh heh. Well, well. That was a thing.

Clara (to Craine): That should have gone much smoother. Someone messed with my rig... Probably that stupid cow, Martha.

Craine (to Clara): This isn't the worst way I've been banged up on stage, but it's the most interesting.

Clara (to Craine): Clearly, I have to make it up to you, darlin'.

Craine (to Clara): And I would LOVE to let you. But first, I have some family bonding to see to. See those two over there? Cousins.

Clara (to Craine): It's only impressive, darlin', if you actually do it. Otherwise, it's just smoke.

Craine (to Clara): <sigh> Don't I know it. I fear this maybe more about my work than my preferred method of recreational activities. Still. I live in hope.

A short time later:

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Enjoy the show?

Hiiri (to Craine & Nathaniel): ... There was a show?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Apparently.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Awww. Come on! Knives, blood, leather bloody straps? ... You didn't see any of that? I'm hurt. I did it all for you. And you. For both of you.

Nathaniel (to Craine & Hiiri): No you didn't.

Hiiri (to Craine): Look, we need answers.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): I was afraid you were going to say something like that. Didn't we already do this dance, cutie? I already told you everything I will. Or CAN for that matter. I'm just the hired help. What info could I possibly have that's worth having? Now how about we change the subject?

Nathaniel (to Craine & Hiiri): Bullshit. You may not get told anything by Una, but that doesn't mean you don't know nothing.

Hiiri (to Craine): I DO NOT have fucking time for this shit. I need to know what happened to Franklin's research after he died. Tell us what we want to know or I'll gut you right here, you giant toolbag.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Ha ha ha! Oh my GOD. What was that? That was adorable! Was that your first time threatening someone? You're kidding with me, right? You won't gut me.

Nathaniel (to Craine & Hiiri): She might not, but I will.

Hiiri (to Craine): You have no idea what I'm capable of & after the week I've been having, some bloodshed might make me feel a whole hell of a lot better. So, stop fucking with us & answer the damn question.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Alright. Alright. How about we take the very large knife away from my prig, and talk about this like civil, non-knife wielding maniacs? Where were you even hiding that thing?

Nathaniel (to Craine & Hiiri): Please. It's not that big.

Hiiri (to Craine & Nathaniel): Heh. You should have seen the other knife.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): ... There's no need to be rude. Eek! Easy does it there! Alright already!

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): From what I can tell, my boss kept the research and patents that looked like they might make money, airships, auto-ma-cars, steam engines, war machines, that sort of thing... She's trying to get Vernian Industries back up and running with those. The rest of all the unsavory, fun stuff, she sold. BEFORE I got there, I'll remind you. No names in the books as to whom. There were only initials listed.

Hiiri (to Craine): What about his "universal portal" project? It was his baby.

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Universal what... Never heard of it.

Hiiri (to Craine): Seriously? It was what he spent all of his free time obsessing over. He wanted to harness portal energy. So, that there could be fast travel accessible to everyone. You could walk through a portal in New London & a moment later be in Qin... Are you playing dumb?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): He's lying. Not even well. For one, both Una and Eva knew all about that experiment, and she wouldn't have sold off something that potentially valuable to the ISS. For two, he's got like 50 different tells.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel & Craine): So, can I stab him?

Nathaniel (to Craine & Hiiri): Yeah. Why the hell not? He's not gonna tell us anything, and my guess is that he was gonna try to make a grab for whatever info looked valuable, so he could sell it off himself. That was your plan, right?

Craine (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): Ack! No, no! I swear! I mean, yeah, I was looking. For contingency reasons, but I wasn't plotting a robbery. I didn't come across any plans for a portal generator. Not yet. But someone in the company is working on something big sounding. I'm guessing that. The boss has slashed funding for every other lab. Except one. In New York. I can get you the address.

Hiiri (to Craine & Nathaniel): Wonderful... Thank you.

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 130

In the library, at Tesla's Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, American Colonies:

George (to Hiiri): ... Oh, I beg your pardon, Miss Zoe. I didn't realize anyone was in here... What are you doing?

Hiiri (to George): Oh... I'm just looking at some maps and a couple history books. You know, to familiarize myself with things, um... George.

George (to Hiiri): Really? Oh... Well, the best book for modern history is that big blue one on the bottom shelf, Jonson's Modern Times. The one you've got in your hand is pretty much just dates and military events.

Hiiri (to George): Good to know... Thank you. Can I ask you a strange question?

George (to Hiiri): ... Sure.

Hiiri (to George): Where is the safest place to skip around here? I can tell there's an inhibitor field up, but I'd kind of rather not shut it down. I'd like to go for a bit of jaunt. I'm tired of being cooped up in here. Any thoughts?

George (to Hiiri): I'm not really sure that would be a good idea, Miss Zoe. Besides, I think you have to walk out of here, first. The inhibitor field covers the whole monastery & grounds unless someone turns off a particular section.

Hiiri (to George): Well, phooey... I guess I have to go for a walk the old fashioned way. Thank you, anyway.

George (to Hiiri): You're welcome. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

A little while later:

Victor (to Hiiri): Bloody 'ell! Blimey... Whooo. You startled the life out of me. Whotcha need?

Hiiri (to Victor): I'm tired of being here in this place. Can I go wander about or am I prisoner? I need to find the person causing trouble. The more time we waste, the more likely that we're going to be too late. I want to go home & I'm sure you want your sister back.

Victor (to Hiiri): Any ideas on where we should start, then?

Hiiri (to Victor): ... Where did Franklin have his laboratory?

Victor (to Hiiri): I'm not sure. We'd have to ask George or Eva. Though, Nate might know. He was there once, I think.

Hiiri (to Victor): Well, that's where I would start looking first. Did he have any assistants? Often times those are the people who'd want to carry on a scientist's work after they died.

Victor (to Hiiri): Dunno... I don't know much about Franklin, honestly. He disappeared off the radar pretty much as soon as Hiiri took over Vernian Industries… Shite. I hope Una isn't involved.

Hiiri (to Victor): Una? Oh yes, the other clone Eva mentioned... She's the one that stabbed George & possibly betrayed everyone. She wouldn't be mad enough to carry out Franklin's scheme, would she?

Victor (to Hiiri): I can't imagine she would be. Course, I wouldn't have expected her to stab George or abandon her sister either. I know someone we might be able to ask, though. God help us.

Hiiri (to Victor): ... Well, that sounds curious. Is this person awful? Evil? Dead? Oooo, are we going to have a seance?

Victor (to Hiiri): A... No. He's got a very particular fetish. Last time I ran into him, he tried to get both me and my dad in bed. Together.

Hiiri (to Victor): Oh... Heh. He's clearly in the wrong timeline for that sort of thing. ;-P

Victor (to Hiiri): ... I seriously hope that's a joke, cuz if it's not, the other version of me is gross. Really, really gross...

Hiiri (to Victor): Yes, it's a joke... You'd just encourage the idea & then, probably get the guy to spend lots of money on you. And then, you'd leave on "important" business after being interrupted by a crewman... You are a pirate captain and your father's son, after all. You know all his techniques & then found some of your own.

Victor (to Hiiri): Heh. I could see me doing something like that. I used to have to do something similar to get someplace warm to sleep once upon a time, but Dad?! C'mon... Oh. Wait. No, he probably would.

Hiiri (to Victor): Heh. I don't know about your father, but our Vincent changed a lot after your mother left. I don't think he'd ever admit it but it is one of his biggest regrets. Second, only to not finding your aunt in time.

Victor (to Hiiri): When did he and Mum split? It's hard to fathom.

Hiiri (to Victor): It was shortly after he found us. He was so angry at himself for not even thinking that your aunt wasn't your aunt in West Piedmont that he stopped traveling over there at all. Emma was devastated. He started being reckless & got a nasty scar across his face to show for it. Which made your mom worried. But the worst came about when he got made "Pirate King". It was more an honorific title. He helped unite all the pirates under one banner & well, it went to his head a bit. She couldn't stand watching him self-destruct like that. She gave him an ultimatum, I'm not quite sure what it was. But, next thing we all knew Aunt Poppy had gone off to New London. Our Victor was pretty angry & hasn't spoken to her in a couple years. 

Victor (to Hiiri): ... I'm not talkin' t'me own mum?! Huh. You can tell your Victor from me that he's actin' like a ruddy twat.

Hiiri (to Victor): And, in case, you're wondering, yes there is a Lucas... He's only a baby & looks very much like your family. Which makes me suspect that your parents at some point ran into each other & "argued"... Heh.

Victor (to Hiiri): That sound 'bout right. Cor we've got harder heads in this family than ruddy walnut farmers! We could get bleedin' an' you'd never know it 'cept for the blood... Oh sorry. Got a bit Tombsy there. Yuki hates it when I do that. Speaking of, we'll want her with us if we're going to be asking dangerous questions.

Hiiri (to Victor): Is she the scary but pretty mechanic? I'm still processing all the differences on this side. It's a lot to remember.

Victor (to Hiiri): Heh. Yeah, that would be her. She'd never forgive us if we started a fight without her. (to Yukiko) Would you?

Yukiko (to Victor): No... How'd you know I was there?

Victor (to Hiiri): Heh. Skills. I do have a few, you know.

Yukiko (to Victor): Hmmm...

Hiiri (to Victor & Yukiko): Can we please go now or would you rather continue with your weird flirting?

Yukiko (to Hiiri & Victor): I'm quite fine with the flirting.

Victor (to Hiiri & Yukiko): It's not weird. It's charming. The weird flirting will start if we can find that CLANNG bloke again.

Hiiri (to Victor & Yukiko): Can't wait.

Victor (to Hiiri): You say that now. (to Yukiko) Should we round up Nate, or are he and his mister still fighting?

Yukiko (to Victor): I believe they're at the quietly seething stage... They'll more than likely be having sex soon.

Victor (to Yukiko): Lord... They're as bad as my folks were. I suppose we should leave them to it, then.

Yukiko (to Victor): We could bring Fi with us, if you think we need another person for... muscle.

Hiiri (to Victor & Yukiko): You don't have to beat around the bush. I know you don't trust me & you want guards in case I go all evil.

Victor (to Hiiri): Fine. I'm sorry, Hiiri, nothing personal and all, but we've all got very good reasons to be suspicious. You were right about the chip, and I'm grateful for that. We ALL are. But if you were in our position, what would you be planning for?

Hiiri (to Victor): I would probably be doing the same thing but... just call it what it is. You want guards for me.

Victor (to Hiiri): We don't want guards. We want backup.

Hiiri (to Victor): Fine... But, you're going to be so disappointed when I don't do anything evil.

Victor (to Hiiri): Heh. Somehow I think I'll manage to survive the disappointment. (to Yukiko) If you round up the Scot, we'll interrupt Mr. and Mr. Wilkes.

Yukiko (to Victor): Alright. I'll meet you back here shortly.

Victor (to Yukiko): Aye aye. (to Hiiri) We'd better get going. The longer we wait, the more likely they'll get too involved to interrupt.

Hiiri (to Victor): Lead the way.

Victor (to Hiiri): Uhhhh... How about we go together? As in, not you behind me.

Hiiri (to Victor): ... Fine.

A little while later:

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I'm not telling you to "hide at home and stay safe!" ... Ok, maybe I am a little, but on the off chance Hiiri's involved, I don't want Lily anywhere near her... You're still pissed off I didn't tell you about those files, so you're not gonna listen to anything I say right now, are you?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): ... You are very perceptive. Would you rather that I just take Lily back to the house? Between Mrs. Esterly, Persephone & I, I am fairly certain we'll be safe... Of course, what would I bloody well know! Since, I'm only a former ISS agent.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... AGAIN, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, alright?! I thought you had enough to deal with, you know with your boyfriend showing up with a different personality and a whole shit-ton of crazy in his damn head... And I know what a fucking mess I was. Before. You said it yourself. I didn't think getting rid of a bunch of bad memories was the worst thing in the world, but I didn't wanna forget anything important, so files...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): We're supposed to be in this together, Nate.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... I didn't want you to know about them, cuz I didn't want you to read them, OK?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): To steal one of your idioms, that is a fucking bullshit reason.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Is it? Fine. Have at them. The ones in red are the CLANNG shit, and the ones in blue are from before that. I was gonna burn them in a couple of years if we didn't need them.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I have no need to read the damn things. That wasn't at all the point... I'm going for a walk to clear my head.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... I don't know what the fuck to say, alright? I fucked up, and I know I fucked up, and there's no way to get around that! I jus'... Nevermind!

Victor (to Nathaniel & Aiden): Oi! Will you two quit your bloody shagging and answer the door?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Yes, you did... Now, answer the door. I think your cousins want you for something. I'll be out walking.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... I'll see you later then.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): You better... I love you, you big ass.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I know. I love you too... I was afraid if you read that shit you might stop.

Victor (to Wilkes): Open the ruddy door, Wilkes! (to Hiiri) Wait. Do we want them to open the ruddy door?

Hiiri (to Victor): Hmmm, I'm not sure. Is it Wilkes the elder or younger?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Truly doubtful. (to Victor) Fuck right the hell off, Victor.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): You say that now... Ouch! I was just kidding. Dick! Heh. C'mere. My cousins can wait one more minute...

Victor (to Hiiri): Roland? Ewww!

Hiiri (to Victor): Well, in that case, let's go... That's probably hot. Are you sure your straight boy eyes can deal?

Victor (to Hiiri): No. They will melt out of my head.

Nathaniel (to Victor & Hiiri): Y'all done? Or do you need a few more minutes?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel & Victor): ... That's what he said. ;-p

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Heh. He's never had to say that.

Victor (to Nathaniel): She thought you were in there joining giblets with Roland.

Nathaniel (to Victor & Hiiri): Roland? Ewww! I do have some goddamn taste, you know.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel & Victor): Well, I don't know. I've never seen Roland & if our Aiden is an example of Wilkes' than DAMN.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri & Victor): Heh. Believe me. I got the better of the two. So whaddya want?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel & Victor): World peace?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): And yet here you are, making me wanna fucking shoot you. (to Victor) Quit your damn snickering.

Victor (to Nathaniel): Heh. Sorry. You're funny when you've been cockblocked.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel & Victor): ... Where's the chicken?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Fuck off with that. I see you trying to catch a glimpse. So, where are we going?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Heehee... We need to go to Franklin's laboratory. Victor here thought you might know where that is... So, any clue?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri & Victor): Scotland. Hold on... (to Aiden) Aide?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Yes? ... You're going off with them, aren't you?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. They're looking for Franklin's lab.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Be careful... Take McGillivray & Kobayashi with you. Not Fox, he'll just whine.

Victor (to Aiden, Hiiri & Nathaniel): And that pervy CLANNG officer. Don't forget him.

Nathaniel (to Victor): Yes. THANK YOU,Victor.

Victor (to Aiden, Hiiri & Nathaniel): Yuki's grabbing the giant. We won't let anything happen to him, Wilkes.

Nathaniel (to Victor): Thank you, Victor! (to Aiden) I'll be back as soon as I can. I love you too. I promise I'll apologize to you properly later.

Aiden (to Victor): Good. (to Nathaniel) I'll be waiting for you, handsome.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): That is SO hot. Will there be pictures?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): ... How old are you?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Oh... What!?! What does that matter? ... I'm old enough.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): You're like fucking 15, aren't you?

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): NO! ... I'm sixteen, not that it matters... I'm SO potentially evil... Beware my wrath... Um, grrrrrr?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): When do you turn 16? Like in a month? (to Victor) We'd better go meet up with your girl.

Victor (to Nathaniel & Hiiri): Uh... wow.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): Yeah. (to Victor) See? Told you.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): ... No. I just turned 16... a week ago. You guys suck.

Victor (to Nathaniel & Hiiri): Ha ha ha!

Nathaniel (to Victor): Heh. Come on Captain Fancypants. Junior.

A couple minutes later, in the former wine cellar:

Yukiko (to Fiona): Yo, Fi! What the hell are you doing up there?

Fiona (to Yukiko): Nothing! Just don't touch that for a while... Or ever.

Yukiko (to Fiona): ... Damn it, Fi! You know that when you say that shit, I instantly want to do it... We've got a job.

Fiona (to Yukiko): Don't you dare! That's for Fox.

Yukiko (to Fiona): ... Oh? Is that wiring like the kind you used for the Goraya job? Heh. Is it somebody's birthday?

Fiona (to Yukiko): Didn't know I was a romantic at heart, did you? What are we doing?

Yukiko (to Fiona): Mostly, making sure that the Hiiri bint doesn't stab Victor or run off in Zoe's body.

Fiona (to Yukiko): Should I grab the big satchel then?

Yukiko (to Fiona): Probably.

Fiona (to Yukiko): God, I was hoping you were going to say that. Teaching wee ones is fine and all, but it doesn't exactly get the blood going.

Yukiko (to Fiona): Heh. C'mon, bruiser. We don't want to keep the rest of the "expedition" waiting.

Fiona (to Yukiko): On my way.

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 129

At Tesla's Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, American Colonies:

Charles (to George): I hope you don't mind, but I brought you breakfast a bit early. Antony is going to be in the kitchen this morning, and I... George?

George (to Charles): ... I'm not really hungry, Charles, but thank you.

Charles (to George): Is everything alright?

George (to Charles): I'm fine... I'm just not feeling very well.

Charles (to George): Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Do you want me to leave the tray? I can leave it outside the door... If you don't want to see me right now, that is.

George (to Charles): ... You can come in, if you like. I was tired of everyone bursting in to check on me & ask me how I'm doing. As if it isn't obvious... I was stabbed by someone I thought of as a sister... And now, I find out that in another timeline my father used me to destroy the world. And, someone wants to do it here... So yes, I'm just swell.

Charles (to George): ... I wish I knew what to tell you to make this all better, Wildcat. Come here… When did you get so short?

George (to Charles): Heehee... I think you got taller, Charlie.

Charles (to George): Heh. Bleedin' 'ell. I was afraid you were gonna say that. There must have been some ruddy giants in my mum's family, yeah?

George (to Charles): Heehee. In no time you're going to be bigger than Miss McGillivray.

Charles (to George): ... Even if I get taller than her, I don't think I could ever be bigger than Ms. McGillivray. She seems less like a person, and more like an Act of God, sometimes.

George (to Charles): Heh. Like, an earthquake.

Charles (to George): ... I was thinking that, but I didn't want to be rude.

An hour or so later, in the infirmary:

Hiiri (to Eva): … You look strangely familiar… No matter. Has anyone ever told you that you are simply gorgeous? ;-P

Eva (to Hiiri): ... What are you talking about?

Hiiri (to Eva): It was a joke... You know, because you look like me... Nevermind. Are you done with all these stupid tests? I'm fine. Zoe's fine. We're just wasting time.

Eva (to Hiiri): ... Perhaps. Are you sure you haven't suffered a head wound? That was a joke. See? I comprehend humor, as well.

Hiiri (to Eva): Yes, I can see that. It was quite good... Can we start doing something actually productive?

Eva (to Hiiri): I would love that. Do you have any suggestions? I think Zoe's family might have some objections if I start whacking away at her skull with a mallet unit I find the chip.

Hiiri (to Eva): ... I don't know anything about it other than it's existence. I wish I could be more helpful. I really do.

Eva (to Hiiri): Well, then scans it is. Rest assured, as soon as I learn anything, we will take action.

Hiiri (to Eva): ... So, you're one the clones, huh? You don't strike me as a Hiiri clone. Did I hear Victor correctly & your name is Eva? I can only imagine your dislike of this whole thing. I'm not all that crazy about it, myself. I almost refused to do this. I was persuaded by a passionate argument from... an unlikely source.

Eva (to Hiiri): We... I mean, I am, and I'm not a clone, I suppose. My mother and Mr. Franklin cloned my sister and I. We were created based on some of Maladori's "abandoned" research. I don't have any great love of Hiiri, it's true. She had our mother murdered and then laughed while she told us about it... Excuse me. It's not my favorite moment to relive. But, if there's anything I can do to help stop her, or to save the reality in which I currently reside, is it not my duty?

Hiiri (to Eva): Heh. That was exactly what I said… I didn't mean to cause you any discomfort. I've just never seen another one of us before.

Eva (to Hiiri): Yes. I understand the fascination. Una and I were most intrigued to meet Zoe and Mrs. Estevez when we learned the truth of our origins... I would appreciate it if you didn't poke me, however.

Hiiri (to Eva): I'm sorry.

Eva (to Hiiri): ...Why were you poking me? Were you expecting tactile experience of touching me to be different than touching yourself? I am not a slime mold, you know.

Hiiri (to Eva): I know… It's just so weird.

Eva (to Hiiri): ... I suppose.

Hiiri (to Eva): Oh, come on! You're not at all curious?

Eva (to Hiiri): About the other reality? Quite. About Zoe? Not quite as much. I'm afraid clones, especially originating from Hiiri, are not as unusual as one would care for in this reality.

Hiiri (to Eva): … Fair enough. Should we get started on these scans?

Eva (to Hiiri): Yes. Lie back and try to relax, please... And stop fidgeting.

Hiiri (to Eva): Yes, ma'am.

A few hours later, In the library:

Nathaniel: <yawn> Shit... I should get some sleep.

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 128

In the kitchen, at Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): Good heavens, Nathaniel! I wasn't expecting you boys to be back in New London so soon.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): We're not just yet. Should be soon, though. Sorry for calling so early, but your light was on, so I figured you were up.

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): Hee hee. You know I'm always up early, dear. Old habits and all... Let me get you some tea and a scone. I don't suppose this s a social call, now is it?

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): No, ma'am... I need to look for something in my files.

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): Here you are… Are you sure that's wise?

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): Probably not. But I don't think I got any better options at the moment.

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): I didn't suppose you had, dear. They're in the hallway closet. I thought you might want them soon, so I kept them handy. I've tagged the files you may want to avoid the most. Blue for this timeline, and red for the time you were with CLANNG.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): Thanks.

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): Sweetheart, you do realize that once you open this box, it's very likely I won't be able to shut it again?

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): ...Yeah. I know.

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): Alright then. Now, eat that scone and tell me how Lilian is doing. It's been duller than ditch water without her underfoot.

Meanwhile, in the carriage house:

Joseph (to Persephone): Seph? What are you doing? We've still got an hour before we have to be up.

Persephone (to Joseph): Shhhh... Go back to sleep, sweetie. I heard the perimeter alarm go off a little while ago. I was just checking the grounds. I think it was Nate... Or at least, I hope it was. I'm going up to the main house & I'll start some coffee.

Joseph (to Persephone): <yawn> Uh huh... I'll be there, eventually. zzzZZZzzz

Persephone (to Joseph): Heehee. My brave warrior.

A couple minutes later, in the kitchen:

Mrs. Esterly (to Persephone): Good morning, dear. Come to see what all the fuss was about?

Persephone (to Mrs. Esterly): Heehee. Yes, and to make coffee for Joseph. We've got a big day... I get to go and meet both of his parents. I have to admit I'm a bit nervous.

Mrs. Esterly (to Persephone): I shouldn't be surprised that you're nervous. Let's get that coffee started, then. Don't worry. They'll love you, I'm sure. And don't fuss about the alarm. It was only Nathaniel stopping in to pick up something.

Persephone (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. I thought as much... And, thank you.

Mrs. Esterly (to Persephone): Not at all. It's true. Looks like your coffee is done. Would you like some scones as well?

Persephone (to Mrs. Esterly): Yes, indeed... So, is everything alright?

Mrs. Esterly (to Persephone): I don't know. I think it's best we assume everything is alright for right now. Besides, you don't want to into a tizzy right before an important meeting do you? ... Oh dear. What are you going to wear?

Persephone (to Mrs. Esterly): ... I hadn't really thought about it. Will you help me?

Mrs. Esterly (to Persephone): Of course, dear. Don't worry. I'm sure between the two of us we can find something suitable.

Persephone (to Mrs. Esterly): Thank you... Heh. I think I may be a tad more nervous than I thought.

A little while later, onboard the Wicked Sister:

Hiiri (to Felix): Well, hello there... I have to say this was not at all what I was expecting when I woke up this morning. Bars, yes. Guns or swords pointed at me, sure. But, a very attractive partially clothed man, not at all.

Felix (to Hiiri): ...You must be Hiiri.

Hiiri (to Felix): Sadly, it's the only name I have. I have to admit I'm a bit jealous that Zoe got her own name. No one ever thought to do that for me. Heh. It probably wouldn't cause men to shake in their boots if I went around being called Mildred or Alice... So, who are you? Or does Zoe make a habit of taking strangers to bed?

Felix (to Hiiri): I believe Zoe asked the Mister and Missus for a name of her own. ...I'm Felix, the first mate. Speaking of which, I have duties to see to. I'll let the Captain know you're up and about.

Hiiri (to Felix): Aye, aye, First mate Felix! I suppose I should get dressed.

Victor (to Felix & Hiiri): FELIX! Are you alright? I can't find Zoe! She's not... Oh bloody 'ell. Really, you two? What is with our ruddy family? Have we got Spanish fly in our genes, or sumfin'?

Felix (to Victor): You're hardly any better, Captain. (to Hiiri) Miss Hiiri, it was -- interesting meeting you.

Hiiri (to Felix): Heehee. Next time, we'll handle the introduction with clothes on, all nice & proper. (to Victor) Nothing happened, Captain. Zoe's asleep, safe & sound. I just woke up... And, bravo for the sexy first mate. The one you have back home is ugly with a capital UG. Henderson... Herman... Herndon... No, it's Mister Heron.

Victor (to Hiiri): ...Mmm. What a shame the other me won't win Prettiest Pirate Crew of the Year, then. I suppose we should get to the mess see about making us breakfast. We've still got a few hours before we reach our destination. Nate's going to meet us there.

Hiiri (to Victor): Oh? So, no more brig?

Victor (to Hiiri): ... Why? Is that where I should be putting you?

Hiiri (to Victor): No... It was just a simple question. I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that you don't like me very much... My Victor, well, he's not really my Victor. But, you know what I mean, he's always flirting & friendly with me. Of course, he's like that with everyone. He's got quite a reputation. Heh. I don't know how his girl, Rosamund can deal with it.

Victor (to Hiiri): ... <sigh> Look. Zoe has already agreed to this, and Nate thinks you're telling the truth. Aside from Aunt Mouse, he'd know Hiiri the best, so I'm following their lead. Zoe is my sister, so you'll forgive me for being more than a tad suspicious. Hiiri has fucked with our family in more ways than you can imagine, and she's used Zoe to do it... I worry about her. Shite... I forgot. Zoe usually cooks. Looks like everyone is getting eggs.

Hiiri (to Victor): I understand. I know it doesn't mean much, but I am just trying to help... I can cook, if you like. I had a very excellent teacher. She would make these things called empanadas. So, good... She said she learned them from-- Nevermind. You probably don't want to hear about that sort of thing. I'll just shut up, now. Eggs would be lovely.

Victor (to Hiiri): It's fine. I've had empanadas before. I never had a chance to learn to make them, though. Where'd you learn?

Hiiri (to Victor): My adopted sister taught me. She learned it from her mother, she thought Marlena should know her father's heritage. Look, let's get one thing cleared up, I hate Hiiri as much as anyone. I hate the fact that I have her name & took over for her when her automaton body was destroyed by the ISS. But, I'm not her. Okay?

Victor (to Hiiri): Mars never met her dad?

Hiiri (to Victor): No... It's complicated. Miss Emmeline raised Marlena & me under the watchful eye of Maladori and CLANNG. I was being groomed to take Hiiri's place. Your dad found out about us a couple years ago. Your uncle had been living with a clone all that time. Miss Emmeline asked Victor to leave it alone & not to tell Eep, since he & Emma had a nice quiet, normal life. Your dad did not take it at all well... It got kinda ugly.

Victor (to Hiiri): Yeah. I can imagine... Mars lived with her mum and dad here. I can't fathom her not knowing him. They're just alike. She wouldn't admit it, but he's the reason she paints I bet. Wait. You said Aunt Mouse raised you? You weren't in stasis?

Hiiri (to Victor): Stasis? No... There's was a malfunction with the stasis pods. All the clones, except for the one that is in West Piedmont & myself were destroyed. Maladori shut down the project. We're the only clones running around. Though, I wouldn't really call it running. More like briskly walking... That was a joke.

Victor (to Hiiri): ... The project went ahead on this side. The clone living with Uncle Eddie was killed when they found out what she was. One of the Hiiris killed all the other versions except one. Zoe got abandoned cuz she was "defective."

Hiiri (to Victor): Oh... Well, hurrah for my "defects" because back home that's what saved me. And, I should apologize for being kinda scary when I first arrived. Nate warned me that the Hiiri chip might subvert my behavior, but they did some sort of mumbo jumbo so I could be myself... I think that's why Zoe has to be asleep. It tricks the chip into thinking it's not time yet.

Victor (to Hiiri): Yeah. It certainly didn't help your case, I'll admit. I think the same thing happened when Zoe and I met the first time... If everything you're saying is true, then how do we help her? How can we that chip from activating?

Hiiri (to Victor): Get one of your smarties to figure it out. They probably didn't even know it was there. I'm sure they can do it. Have faith.

Victor (to Hiiri): ... That's incredibly helpful. Thank you.

A couple hours later, in the library, at Tesla's Monastery; Colorado Springs, Colorado, American Colonies:

Nathaniel: <sigh> Guess I should get started on these bitches...

George (to Nathaniel): Oh... Pardon me, Mister Jones. I didn't realize anyone was in the library.

Nathaniel (to George): Jesus Christ! George! Oh... Shit. Sorry. Digging through this crap's got me on edge.

George (to Nathaniel): It's alright. I was just looking for a quiet place to read. I didn't mean to disturb you... Are you okay?

Nathaniel (to George): ...Honestly? I've been better. Digging through old shit I'd rather fucking forget. How are you feeling?

George (to Nathaniel): Better than I was... But, quite frankly, I'm tired of people asking me. Eva said it's going to be a couple more weeks before it's fully healed. Why are you looking through all of these files, if you don't mind me asking?

Nathaniel (to George): Fuck. I dunno how to tell you this, but somebody's gotta... A version of Zoe from another dimension showed up.

George (to Nathaniel): Oh? What does that mean for everyone?

Nathaniel (to George): Dunno... In her time, your dad took you to this island of stable portals. It grounded all the skippers, and fucked the timeline. She said somebody is trying to recreate his experiments here. The other timeline's version jumped into our Zoe to ask for help. I'm digging through this shit, cuz when I was in CLANNG, I remember Hiiri talking about it.

George (to Nathaniel): Oh? Um, I'll leave you to it, then.

Nathaniel (to George): I'm sorry, George.

George (to Nathaniel): ... I wish I could say it surprises me. I'll just grab a book & go to my room. Good night.

Nathaniel (to George): Yeah. Doesn't keep you from hoping it's gonna be different, does it? ...Night. You know, I think Chuck is still awake. If you need company.

George (to Nathaniel): I think I just want to read for a bit & go to bed. Thanks, though.

Nathaniel: Shit... I remember that, now. Jesus. If I read any more of this shit, I'm not gonna be able to get to sleep tonight. (to George) Can't say I blame you.