At Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:
Nathaniel: Oh Jesus... What the fuck did I drink last night? What time is it? ...Aiden?
Yukiko: Huh? What died in my face? Who's foot is this? Why am I wrong way round? Wait... Who's bed is this?
Aiden (to Nathaniel & Yukiko): Oh good, you're both awake, finally... There's coffee on the nightstand.
Nathaniel (to Aiden & Yukiko): Thanks. Oh... God. Whatever that was, I never want to... what? What the fuck am I *wearing*?
Aiden (to Nathaniel): That would be what I believe is called your birthday suit. You were quite adamant about wearing just the sheet.
Yukiko (to Aiden & Nathaniel): Well, that would explain why I'm dressed like a hobo... I believe this is your t-shirt, Nate.
Nathaniel (to Aiden): Which I apparently decided was a toga... (to Yukiko) Heh. Blow me. I am too fucking hung over for your lip, Kobayashi.
Aiden (to Yukiko & Nathaniel): Would you two like some food? I think Mrs. Esterly has a nice stew going for dinner.
Yukiko (to Aiden): That would be lovely... I'll wait right here.
Nathaniel (to Aiden): Oh god... I'm not sure I can do food yet. (to Yukiko) What you expect to be fucking served in bed?
Aiden (to Nathaniel): It's alright, Nate. This isn't the first time she's been drunk in my bed.
Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah? (to Yukiko) You make a habit of this, do you? :-P
Yukiko (to Aiden & Nathaniel): Heehe-- Oh god, don't make me laugh.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko & Aiden): Whatever will my cousin-dearest think? Haha-- Oh... Fucking balls. Ouch.
Aiden (to Yukiko & Nathaniel): I'll be back with some aspirin, water and food. You don't have to eat it if you don't want to. Besides, I was in the middle of a game of Gin with Persephone & Mrs. Esterly. They've probably robbed me blind by now.
Yukiko (to Aiden): You're too kind, Wilkes... (to Nathaniel) Scoot the fuck over. I'm tired of having your foot in my face.
Nathaniel (to Aiden): No shit. Knowing Seph, she's prolly been cheating the whole fucking time... Thank you. (to Yukiko) I'm fucking moving. Stop poking me, you dick!
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Heh. That's not what you said last night, er, this morning... I am really not looking forward to my walk home. Ugh.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Oh yeah. I'm sure I was just BEGGING you for a drunken hetero fuck. Cause we'd both love the shit outta that.
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): I am not THAT desperate.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): I should fuckin' hope not. ...Shit. I have to piss like Christ on the cross. Right.
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Good. Get out... I shall be queen of the bed and reign from this mountain of pillows. Seriously, who has this many pillows?
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Ouch! Fuck! Cheap fucking move, Yoyo! And the pillows would be at the behest of his fucking Lordship... Hey! You're on my sheet. Move!
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Heh. Make me.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): You wanna do this little woman? Cause I can win this fight.
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Really? I'll call your bluff.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Yeah? Who said it was a fuckin' bluff. Here. Enjoy the sheet and the show. I'm goin' to th' bathroom...
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Heh. Nice tattoo.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Yeah, yeah. Fuck you too!
Meanwhile, at Marlena & Victor's apartment; West Piedmont:
Marlena (to Victor): What the fuck do you have in this trunk? Are you planning on coming back?
Victor (to Marlena): No. I'm running off to join the ISS and lead a life of international mystery. *Of course*, I'm coming back.
Marlena (to Victor): Really? I wouldn't if I had something like that waiting for me on the other side, but then I'm fucking superficial. :-P
Victor (to Marlena): ... There is something SO rude I could say right now, but I will refrain. Ouch!
Marlena (to Victor): Get the fuck out of here. Oh, and find out when Nate is coming back. He promised to go see a horror movie with me & no one else likes those type of things.
Victor (to Marlena): No kidding. Those movies are ridiculous. Heh heh. Stow the face, Mars. I'm leaving. I'll see you later, alright?
Marlena (to Victor): Okay. Have fun. Oh, and fucking call first before you skip home. River's coming to crash here for a bit.
Victor (to Marlena): Oh yeah? Heh. Alright. I will.
Marlena (to Victor): Heh. See ya, little man.
Victor (to Marlena): Heh. Later, Sasquatch.
A moment later, at Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:
Yukiko: Sheesh, it must be nice to be royalty if this is the type of bed you can sleep in... where the hell are my clothes? (to Nathaniel) Hey poof, what the heck did you do with my clothes? Did your scrawny ass lose them?
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Do I fucking LOOK like I know where your fucking clothes... (to Victor) Oh. Hey, Victor.
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Well then, how else did I end up in yours? (to Victor) Hi there, watashi no ai.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): I'm assuming you grabbed them after I took 'em off. (to Victor) What?
Victor (to Nathaniel): Why the bloody hell are you naked? (to Yukiko) … Is this Aiden's house? What did I interrupt?
Yukiko (to Victor & Nathaniel): Nothing. It's more like the aftermath.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Will you fucking throw me that sheet? I think we're upsetting your boy toy. (to Victor) What? I just spent the night naked in bed with your girlfriend. And Aiden.
Yukiko (to Victor & Nathaniel): It's wasn't as glamorous as he makes it sound. I swear.
Nathaniel (to Victor & Yukiko): I hate to be the one to tell you this, man, but I think she's got a foot thing.
Yukiko (to Nathaniel): You wish.
Nathaniel (to Yukiko & Victor): Yeah. Having a tiny ass Asian woman cuddle my fucking foot is REAL high on my list of turn-ons. Wait. Someone out there TOTALLY has a fetish for that, don't they? Oh God... I am WAY too hung over for this...
Victor (to Nathaniel & Yukiko): I'm sober, and I don't want to have this conversation. Nate! Are you going to put kit on any time soon?
Yukiko (to Victor): ... I'm sorry, Victor. Nate & I ran into each other last night, I walked him home & then we drank some more when we got here... and, well, Bob's your uncle.
Victor (to Nathaniel & Yukiko): Why is it that everyone in this family ends up naked when they drink?
Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? Do they? ... I think there's a bottle around here somewhere... Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing you don't think that's funny, huh?
Nathaniel (to Victor & Yukiko): Oh come ON, Victor. Of all people, you KNOW nothing happened between the two of us. For one, she's got you, and I got Aiden. You don't settle for ground beef when you got steak at home.
Victor (to Nathaniel & Yukiko): ...No, no. You're right. Now, will you PLEASE put on some clothes?
Yukiko (to Victor): If you can help me find my clothes, I'll go home.
Victor (to Yukiko): Not you. Nate.
Nathaniel (to Victor & Yukiko): What? You can't see my dick. I'm practically clothed. Uh... More or less.
Yukiko (to Victor): Here. Hold this. I need to put on my real clothes. I'd say don't peek, but I really don't give two figs.
Victor (to Yukiko): Oh! Um, sure.
Nathaniel (to Victor & Yukiko): Heh. I'll be downstairs.
