Mouse: Went out to get coffee & found a flyer for a new alt/goth club opening soon called "Pandora's Box". Very odd.
Delia (to Mouse): ... I wonder. Did you start following Satanica on Twitter? Saw something she posted about having 'news'.
Vincent (to Mouse): We're getting competition in town? Le gasp!
Mouse (to Vincent): I know it's weird. (to Delia) No, but I will right now.
Delia (to Mouse): yeah.. I mostly did it for 1 part amusement and 1 part self defense. Keep your enemies close, eh? Anyway, big news was mentioned.
Mouse (to Delia): I see what you mean... do you think she's involved with this new club?
Delia (to Mouse): maybe. Wouldn't put it past her. Hell, who knows maybe she convinced Sasha to invest in it so she doesnt have to be around us. Then again it could be as simple as her announcing she's off to europe to DJ there or some bullshit. Beats the hell out of me. I just think the timing is odd.
Mouse (to Delia): Hmmm, Sasha was in a bit of a mood after Satanica left last night...
Delia (to Mouse): Yeeeah. It's all a little too coincidental. Good news! She might be out of our hair!
Mouse (to Delia): Yeah, we should look on the bright side...
Vincent (to Mouse & Delia): I'll bet she's involved. I wldn't put it past her 2 open a club competing w/ her own brother. Old bat!
Mouse (to Delia & Vincent): That would be something she would do... Well, it certainly would explain why it took me so long to find another DJ with this other club opening.
Vincent (to Mouse & Delia): We'll just have 2 wait & see. Ooo, I'm going 2 have such a hard time being civil 2 her 2nite.
Delia (to Mouse & Vincent): Until she does something exceptionally bad I'd say just ignore her. Besides, it'll get under her skin.
Several hours later:
Mouse: This is a really nice looking crowd tonight.
Vincent (to Mouse): Almost as good looking as the staff. ;}
Mouse (to Vincent): Well, I wouldn't go that far. :-p
Eep (to Mouse): Hey pretty lady. How's the new guy doing?
Mouse (to Eep): He's doing pretty well...
Eep (to Mouse): Heh. That's good. He's kinda popular, but I think that has more to do with how he looks than what he plays.
Mouse (to Eep): Well, that is part of the job.
Poppy (to Vincent): Honey, who's working the door, tonight?
Vincent (to Poppy): Jules, the big lad. Eep's backing him up occasionally. What's up?
Poppy (to Vincent): oh good... I'm walking in & didn't want to deal with Eep.
Eep (to Mouse): Oh good. Poppy's here. And she keeps staring at me. That's not awkward at all.
Vincent (to Poppy): O, don't wrry abt it. I've said far worse 2 him.
Poppy (to Vincent): No, that's not it... I wanna lick him, honey.
Vincent (to Poppy): Join the club. ;}
Poppy (to Vincent): Let's corner him.
Vincent (to Poppy): U shldn't corner a scared animal, darling. They get aggressive.
Poppy (to Vincent): How about I make out with Mouse & lure him out? :-p
Mouse (to Poppy & Vincent): Ummm, no.
Vincent (to Poppy): Uh... I shld say no. I rlly, RLLY shld say no...
Poppy (to Vincent): Give her some champagne... & then I'm in like Flynn.
Eep (to Poppy & Vincent): How about you both fuck off and die in a fire?
Poppy (to Eep): Like, you wouldn't think that was hot?
Eep (to Poppy): Do I need to break out the seltzer gun again?
Poppy (to Eep): Ooh, wet shirt contest?
Eep (to Poppy): You keep talking as if I wanna hear anything you have to say.
Delia: Woooow.... are all of you in heat? I mean really. I have a nozzle back here and I'm not afraid to use it!
Mouse (to Delia): I'm actually trying to avoid being made out with...
Eep (to Mouse & Delia): You and me both.
Mouse (to Poppy): Mrs. Potter, kindly stop your advances.
Poppy (to Mouse): Huh?
Mouse (to Poppy): oh I thought that's what you were doing... My mistake.
Poppy (to Mouse): Oh honey, don't go all lez on me! I know, I'm cute but I don't swing that way.
Mouse (to Poppy): What!?!
Eep (to Mouse): Just walk away. There's no reasoning with crazy.
Mouse (to Eep): God, I feel unclean.
Eep (to Mouse): Yeah. Those two have that effect. I think I liked it better when Poppy hated me. I'm gonna step outside for a cigarette real quick if you need me. I'm about ready to throttle her and your brother.
Mouse (to Eep): Can I join you? I feel like it must be mating season for the newlyweds.
Eep (to Mouse): Please. I feel like I need an armed guard at this point.
Mouse (to Eep): Heading your way with cloves.
Eep (to Mouse): I knew I loved you for a reason.
Mouse (to Eep): Because I'm an enabler? :-p
Eep (to Mouse): Heh. Do you think it's safe to go back inside now?
Mouse (to Eep): gimme a sec... I'm about to send a decoy. (to Vincent) Can you please distract your girlfriend for a few minutes?
Vincent (to Mouse): Can do. (to Poppy) Darling, come over here & makeout w/ me 4 a moment. I want 2 horrify Satanica in2 a coma.
Poppy (to Vincent): Oh? I'm on my way.
Mouse (to Eep): Oh god, I'd suggest giving them a taste of their own medicine, but I'm a little tipsy & I doubt you'd be interested...
Eep (to Mouse): Well, it depends on what that entails.
Mouse (to Eep): Umm, I must be drunker than I thought I was... That actually sounded like you were willing.
Eep (to Mouse): Heh. Yeah, well, annoyance is a hell of a motivator.
Mouse (to Eep): Well, come over here & I'll show you what I had in mind.
Poppy (to Vincent): Honey, has the world gone topsy turvy?
Vincent (to Poppy): It's been a strange nite.
Poppy (to Vincent): You're telling me... I think I must be hallucinating, honey.
Vincent (to Poppy): I... I think I might b speechless. (to Mouse) Who r u & what have u done w/ my sister?
