Vincent (to Eep & Mouse): Srry I was insufferable last nite. Apparently, blood relations can make me revert 2 teenager mode in 2.5 secs. Rest easy in the knowledge that I'm completely mortified.
Mouse (to Vincent): You did act a bit ridiculous, but I completely understand. I left a present on your doorstep this morning, in hopes that it would cheer you up. I love you, little brother.
Vincent (to Mouse): I always knew @ some point I wld have 2 face those ppl again, but I THOUGHT I would handle it w/ a bit more panache. Awww, thank U, sweetie. Ur better than I deserve at the mo.
Mouse (to Vincent): I remember the day you arrived on my doorstep & I know how much you wanted to leave that life behind. So, I do what I can. f you feel like you need to deal with it & them, just know that I'm here for you...
Vincent (to Mouse): I kno U R. It's a bigger comfort than U can imagine. I haven't decided what I want 2 do yet. Burning the lttr still sounds like a grand plan...
Mouse: Dear god, I feel like I'm in a cartoon... Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe?
Eep (to Mouse): Sounds like you're having a fun day.
Mouse (to Eep): Yes, it's been swell... Mrs. Lopez's daughter talked to me & she's moving her mom in with her. Plus, I'm in a mood for no reason. I think I'm just going to hide until work tonight.
Eep (to Mouse): Do you feel like company or would you rather stew alone? I can bring over a ridiculous movie.
Mouse (to Eep): I think I've stewed alone long enough... I could probably use the company & a silly movie.
Awesome. I'm on my way with dumb movie in tow. Do you like goulash? I made some last night & we have TONS left over.
Mouse (to Eep): I'm not sure I've ever had goulash before, but I'll give it a try. I thought you said you could only make empanadas. :-P
Eep (to Mouse): Wait until you taste it to decide if I can add another dish to the list. Besides, I said emapandas are the only thing I can "cook." I don't consider throwing everything in one pot really cooking.
Mouse (to Vincent): I guess you liked my present... It looks good on you. :-) (to Eep) Why is Wanda requesting 'tubthumping' by chumbawumba & laughing maniacally?
Vincent (to Mouse): Damn straight it does. THANK YOU. It's faboo.
Eep (to Mouse): Because she wants me to smash a bottle over the bar. I HATE that song. It's the song she tortures me with.
Mouse (to Eep): oh god, she's going to be that guy? Well, I don't have it, so you're saved.
Eep (to Mouse): Oh thank the Lord. Would you be able to work Skinny Puppy into any of your sets? That will REALLY piss her off.
Mouse (to Eep): Something from Too Dark Park, perhaps? Morpheus Laughing is my favorite.
Eep (to Mouse): Oh. My. God. I would LOVE that. That's one of my favorites. You might make me almost dance.
Mouse (to Eep): Excellent, it's coming up next. How do you feel about nitzer ebb or alien sex fiend?
Eep (to Mouse): Like I would be indebted to you forever if you play either. You have excellent taste in music.
Mouse (to Eep): I'm sure I can think of some way to repay me. ;-)
Eep (to Mouse): Oh. My. I don't think I'm drunk enough to know how to respond to that. :p
Mouse (to Eep): That's okay, just let it sit in the back of your mind for later. :-) I like your little dance.
Eep (to Mouse): Oh. Uh, you saw that, huh?
Mouse (to Eep): why do you think I hang out in the booth? So, I can dance like an idiot...
Eep (to Mouse): OK. DON'T FREAK OUT. Asher is in line. I'm going to come to your booth for a second and let Jules handle it.
Mouse (to Eep): Oh god... Are you ok?
Eep (to Mouse): Yeah. I'm, uh, yeah. I think I'm as OK as I could be. Are you OK? You look ready to murder.
Mouse (to Eep): I'm trying to behave, but I do want to beat the crap out of him. (to Vincent) why the hell are you talking to that fucktard?
Eep (to Mouse): You and me both. I'll just have to be content with trying to kill him with my mind.
Vincent (to Mouse): 2 B fair, he's talking 2 me. & it's bad 4 biz 2 B bitchy 2 cute lads @ the bar. Rest assured I'm giving him a cold shoulder.
Mouse (to Vincent): well, don't get sucked in by the pretty. (to Eep) You wanna take a break with me for a minute? ... And makeout? ;-)
Eep (to Mouse): You might be surprised at this answer, but YES.
Vincent (to Mouse): Don't worry, dearest heart. His brand of bull doesn't wrk on me. I can C thru his schlock.
Mouse (to Vincent): Well, that's good. Why is Wanda staring at him? (to Eep): Oh... I'll be right there.
Vincent (to Mouse): I'm assuming b/c he's pure, creepy sex.
Mouse (to Vincent): Ummm, did Wanda ever see the "film"?
Vincent (to Mouse): I think she may have. Y?
Eep (to Mouse): Sorry. Didn't realize you were kidding. I could just use something that will distract me. And put me a better mood.
Mouse (to Eep): I wasn't kidding... I just needed to finish this set.
Eep (to Mouse): Oh. Oh! Um. Well. Yeah. Right. I'm ,uh... I'm going to shut up now. But, uh, hurry up.
Mouse (to Eep): heading your way... (to Vincent) hmmm... Sorry bit distracted. She may have recognized him then... He was in it with Eep.
Vincent (to Mouse): Wait. WHAT? Asher was in Eep's porno?!?
Mouse (to Vincent): oh what? Shit, I've gotta go do the closeout set... No time to talk. Yes, I’m surprised you didn't know that.
Vincent (to Mouse): I *didn't*. I've seen a scene frm the infamous film, a vry, VRY intriguing scene, but I've never actually the whole movie.