7.02.2013

A Strange Old World, Day 68

 Onboard The Wicked Sister; New London, Britannia:

Yukiko (to Mouse): You know, Mrs. Estevez, you don't have to make breakfast. You are our guest.

Mouse (to Yukiko): I realize that, Yuki. I just need something to do. It's been a long time since I was on this side.

Marlena (to Mouse): Mom, you're doing fine. I'm really fucking proud of you for coming with me.

Mouse (to Marlena): Heh. Thanks. I still can't believe I let you & Nate talk me into this…

Yukiko (to Mouse, Marlena & Nathaniel): Well, I should get back to work. Those blasted engines aren't going to fix themselves. Thank you for breakfast. Feel free to come and say goodbye before you head back after your meeting with the twins.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): If you wanna head back, lemme know. (to Yukiko) Later, Yoyo.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): No, I said I would do it. I'm not going to chicken out, now. Besides, all you kids have been through so much and managed to keep your wits about you. I should be able to handle meeting these twins.

Marlena (to Mouse): Heh. You're just going to do it to prove you fucking can, aren't you?

Mouse (to Marlena): Damn skippy. You didn't get that stubborn streak from just your dad, you know?

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Ha ha! She's got you there, Stretch.

Meanwhile, in Felix's quarter:

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. Good morning, sexy man… Do you smell bacon?

Felix (to Zoe): Morning. I think it must be. Nothing else smells that good.

Zoe (to Felix): … Care to join me in finding out or would you prefer to go to the galley separately?

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Only if you think it will fool anyone.

Zoe (to Felix): Are you kidding? I think the straight-up frontal attack is the way too go. Any sneaking around just helps to solidify their suspicions. If we're out in the open about it, they have no dirt to dig up… But, it's up to you. I don't want you to be uncomfortable.

Felix (to Zoe): We might as well get it over with.

A few minutes later, in the galley:

Nathaniel (to Zoe, Mouse & Marlena): Well, look who the promise of bacon roused. Morning, Squirt. (to Felix) Oh! Heh. Hey. I didn't realize you were here.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Nate! I didn't know you were going to be here… with (to Marlena & Mouse) Mars! Aunt Emma! …Ooooh, blueberry pancakes!

Mouse (to Zoe): Come here, tiny monster and give me a hug… You are starting to look more like your mom & dad then the last time I saw you.

Zoe (to Mouse): Heehee.

Marlena (to Zoe): Hey midget. Who the fuck is this?

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Seriously? You're gonna make ME do the introductions? You fucking ass! (to Mouse & Marlena) Emma, Mars, this is Felix. I met him once, and don't know what the fuck he's doing here. (to Felix) Felix, this is Zoe's aunt Emma and her cousin Marlena.

Felix (to Mouse & Marlena): Very nice to meet you, ladies. (to Nathaniel) And good to see you again, Cousin Nate.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Sorry… Pancakes. (to Nathaniel, Mouse & Marlena) He's a member of the crew, now. He's been a big help to Victor & Yuki.

Mouse (to Felix): Heh. Very nice to meet you, Felix. Pancakes? Bacon?

Felix (to Mouse): Thank you, ma'am.

Marlena (to Felix, Mouse, Zoe & Nathaniel): Hey, Felix… I hope Yuki realizes that the energy convertor on this bucket is tuned too high.

Mouse (to Marlena): Why don't you go help Yuki with the engines? I know you're dying to mess with it.

Marlena (to Mouse, Zoe, Felix & Nathaniel): I think I will. Holler when you're ready to go see the twins. If you'll excuse me.

Zoe (to Marlena): Have fun, Martian!

Nathaniel (to Zoe, Mouse & Felix): Heh. We'll never see her again. I'll have to tell River he's been dumped for a hunk of machinery.

Zoe (to Nathaniel, Mouse & Felix): If we just get him a jar of hair gel, he'll probably forget all about her. :-P

Mouse (to Zoe): Zoe! … That's not nice. It was funny, but not nice.

Zoe (to Mouse): Sorry… You were totes thinking too, weren't you?

Mouse (to Zoe): Hush you. (to Felix) Go ahead and ask me whatever's on your mind, Felix.

Felix (to Mouse): Heh. There's no question. I was just thinking this family seems to have a talent for producing very attractive women.

Mouse (to Felix): Heh. Very smooth. (to Zoe) I can see why you like him.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): That's not the only reason...

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Shut it, you!

Felix (to Nathaniel, Mouse & Zoe): To steal a line from the Captain, I thought that went without saying.

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Mouse): Yeah, yeah… So, what brings you guys over here? Or was it just to come and give me a hard time?

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Ha ha ha! They got you there. Hey! I'm stopping. Violent ass pixie. Glare any harder & your eyes will fall out.

Zoe (to Mouse, Nathaniel & Felix): Am I blushing? Or did it just get really hot in here?

Mouse (to Zoe): Sweetie, you really need to get better at Perv Chicken if you're going to survive in this family. 

Nathaniel (to Zoe, Felix & Mouse): We're here to see a man about a horse, so to speak.

Zoe (to Mouse): It's been awhile since it was necessary. (to Nathaniel) Oh, wow.

Mouse (to Zoe): Heehee. And, to answer your earlier question less obliquely. Mars & I came to meet the twins. Nate & Mars talked me into it… And now, Felix is trying to figure out what we're talking about. I take it, you didn't tell him.

Felix (to Mouse, Nathaniel & Zoe): I assumed they were sisters of yours... But, from the looks on your faces, now I'm thinking maybe not.

Zoe (to Felix): Uh, no.

Mouse (to Felix): The twins are clones, apparently created by Vernian Industries and based on some experiments by a couple terrible scientists. It was done without my knowledge or consent. And now, I'm going to go meet them for the first time… In a weird way, I'm like their long-lost mother. Heh. Welcome to life with the Potters.

Felix (to Mouse, Zoe & Nathaniel): Oh. That, uh... Ah.

Mouse (to Felix): Well said, Felix. :-P

Zoe (to Mouse, Nathaniel & Felix): I think that may be the first time I've seen him tongue-tied.

Nathaniel (to Felix, Zoe & Mouse): Heh. Don't worry about it, Felix. I'm sure something else fuckin' bizarro will make this info seem like a walk in the park.

Felix (to Nathaniel, Mouse & Zoe): I have no doubt. And Momma Bear told me this would be boring work...

Mouse (to Felix, Nathaniel & Zoe): Did she now? That doesn't sound like Poppy at all… Maybe, she was worried you'd say no.

Felix (to Mouse): Heh. Perhaps. The crew might be stranger, but the company is much nicer. Speaking of which, Captain Not-the-Captain no doubt has something I should be doing. Thank you for the breakfast, ma'am. (to Nathaniel) Cousin Nate. (to Zoe) See you later, pretty girl.

Zoe (to Felix): See ya.

Mouse (to Felix): You're very welcome & it was nice meeting you. 

Zoe (to Mouse): What!?!

Mouse (to Zoe): Felix, really? Could you be a little less obvious, teeny me?

Zoe (to Mouse): I didn't go looking for him… It was a coincidence.

Mouse (to Zoe): Heh. Fair enough.

Nathaniel (to Zoe & Mouse): Heh. A tall, buff, good-looking coincidence, you mean.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Hush you!

Mouse (to Zoe & Nathaniel): That's for damn sure… I'd offer up a fist-bump, but that might be a little weird. :-P

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Ha ha ha! Zoe, if you blush any harder, you're gonna pop something.

Mouse (to Zoe & Nathaniel): Heehee. I don't remember blushing this much when I was your age, but your father certainly did.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): I can't imagine Uncle Vincent ever blushing about anything ever.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Zoe): It was a very brief time, when he first came to live with me. And well, Poppy had a special knack for it, too. She would just smile at him or say something slightly flirtatious and BAM! Blush. It was adorable.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): I can not conceive of this. It's like learning Aiden's stuffy-ass father used to be a charmer when he was young.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Zoe): Heh. We were all young and awkward once. Hell, I think the only people I know that seem to have stayed the same as they've aged is Robert & Jacob… Even, Wanda went vaguely respectable but only vaguely. :-P

Nathaniel (to Mouse): I dunno how "respectable" she is. I've heard some stories outta her...

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Zoe): Heh. I'm sure you have… So, should we go rescue Yuki from my child and do this thing?

Nathaniel (to Mouse & Zoe): Yep. Ready when you are. You alright, Runt? You haven't spoken in like 10 minutes. Have you died?

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Mouse): Huh? No, I was just thinking… Oh, um, thank you for not spilling the beans about me.

Mouse (to Zoe): Zoe, no matter how you came into this world, you are a part of this family. We may tease & joke but we wouldn't purposefully hurt your feelings to do it. Where you came from is no one's business. You are your parents' daughter and that's it. Okay?

Zoe (to Mouse): Okay… Thank you.

Mouse (to Zoe): You're very welcome. Now, give me a hug.

Nathaniel (to Zoe & Mouse): Ack! Why am I getting hugged? I didn't say shit to you. You're gonna crack my ribs!

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Cuz, I haven't seen you in awhile and you deserve it.

Nathaniel (to Zoe & Mouse): Heh. The hug or the cracked ribs? :-P

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Yes

Mouse (to Nathaniel): Heehee. Come on, Nate. Mars has probably re-hauled the entire engine by now.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): Shit. Yeah she has. Either Yoyo's ready to kiss her or stab her in the eye. (to Zoe) Later, squirt. Enjoy Mr. Baldwin!

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Mouse): See ya!

A few minutes later, in the engine rooms:

Yukiko (to Marlena): No offense, Mars, but get the hell out of my engine room!

Marlena (to Yukiko): But, you've got the whole fucking system wired wrong. You're going to cause a power surge if you flip that switch.

Yukiko (to Marlena): That's what it's bloody for! It's an engine kill switch, in case, we're boarded.

Mouse (to Yukiko & Marlena): Okay, children… Enough of your bickering over engine maintenance. Mars, we're heading out. Come on.

Marlena (to Mouse & Yukiko): Okay… But, Yuki--

Yukiko (to Marlena): Go on, you heard your mom. Go!

Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Heh... Sorry, Yoyo! I'll buy you a drink next time I see you. I'll keep my pants on and everything.

Yukiko (to Nathaniel): Promises, promises. :-P

Nathaniel (to Yukiko): Heh. Later! 

A moment later: 

Nathaniel (to Marlena): You're lucky you didn't get stabbed, Slim.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): What!?! She wouldn't fucking stab me. She'd have to deal with the wrath of my Mom & Aunt Poppy.

Mouse (to Marlena & Nathaniel): Don't look at me. You're a big girl. You've gotta learn that you don't antagonize former assassins.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Heh. You're lucky she likes you. :-P

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Heh. You can say that again.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Come on. We're gonna have to take the long way. The twins don't know I'm a skipper. I'd rather they didn't.

Mouse (to Nathaniel): Sounds good.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Why does that make me fucking nervous?

Nathaniel (to Mouse & Marlena): Sorry. I'm not trying to make you more nervous than you gotta be. Most everyone else thinks I'm just being fuckin' paranoid for no good reason, but... I don't gotta explain it to you guys.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): No, if anyone knows about being paranoid when it comes to clones, it's probably us… And, that has to be one of the weirdest things I've ever said out loud.

Marlena (to Mouse & Nathaniel): Really? In this fucking family?

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Heh. I was just thinking the same damn thing. Right. Here's the café. Anyone else want a cigarette?

Marlena (to Nathaniel & Mouse): Fuck yes… Mom, don't make that face. I know for a fact you used to smoke.

Mouse (to Marlena): Yes, and I regret the day your father told you. (to Nathaniel) Gimme one.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Heh. That doesn't surprise me. Zoe smoked when I first met her too. I don't think she realizes she stopped yet. All I got is the roll your own. Sorry.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): Those are fine. I smoked those during my "all natural" phase.

Marlena (to Mouse & Nathaniel): … Do I even want to know what that fucking entailed?

Nathaniel (to Mouse & Marlena): Heh. I'm gonna guess peasant shirts and a lot of fluffy skirts.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): Yeah, pretty much… It luckily only lasted for a month.

Marlena (to Mouse & Nathaniel): I really fucking hope there's pictures of that somewhere.

Mouse (to Marlena & Nathaniel): You're a brat… And no, there aren't any pictures.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): She burned them all. Alright... Let's get this done.

Marlena (to Mouse): Mom, don't hold my hand.

Mouse (to Marlena): Sorry.

A moment later, inside a sidewalk café; New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): There they are. (to Una & Eva) Hey. I hope y'all weren't waiting long.

Marlena: Holy shit!

Una (to Nathaniel & Eva): Not at all. We only just arrived a few short minutes ago. Isn't that right, sister dear?

Eva (to Una): It is indeed, Una.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): Mars, why don't you & Nate go grab another table and give us some privacy for a little while? 

Nathaniel (to Mouse): Sure. (to Marlena) Come on, Stretch.

Marlena (to Mouse): Oh yeah, sure… (to Nathaniel) I think I need a fucking drink.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): You and me both.

Mouse (to Eva & Una): Thank you both for coming to meet me. I'm sure this all equally strange for us all.

Eva (to Mouse): Yes, it is rather--unnerving, I would say. Wouldn't you? But then again this whole experience has been quite odd. I'm sure you can understand this is all a bit overwhelming for my sister and I, Miss Emma.

Una (to Mouse & Eva): Yes, quite odd.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Tell me about it… So, do you want to know anything? Or did you just want to stare at me for a few minutes?

Eva (to Mouse): From what we understand, you were part of a, ah, rather unpleasant experiment, and that with the exception of Zoe, the other incarnations of you have been rather... How do I put it, Una?

Una (to Mouse & Eva): Unpleasant? Terrible? Evil?

Eva (to Una & Mouse): Yes, well put, sister dear. There you have it.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Heh. Yes, that's all very true. Mister Smythe, Hiiri & Maladori were all of those things. So, it only makes sense that their creations would be the same. However, Nate said you guys were made somewhere else. How are you guys dealing with all of this? Zoe knew what she was from the get go. It's got to be rough finding out that you're not who you thought you were.

Eva (to Mouse & Una): We are twins, Miss Emma, so we are somewhat accustomed to being very physically alike another person, aren't we sister? Learning we were one of Mother's projects has been a bit more--complicated. Though it does explain some things.

Una (to Mouse & Eva): It has complicated more than a few things, if we were being completely honest.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Heh. Here I was thinking that I was coming to help you both get through this & I guess you really don't need that sort of help… So, why did you agree to come meet me?

Una (to Mouse): Curiosity, mostly.

Eva (to Mouse): May we be frank with you?

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Yes, of course.

Eva (to Mouse): We were concerned, considering Captain Potter's reluctance to introduce you to us, and the, ah, pedigree of prior incarnations that, biologically speaking, we may be predisposed to rather unsavory acts.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Well, are you? Do you have a history of that?

Eva (to Mouse): Do you?

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Only, when I'm hungry and grumpy… Heh. That was a joke. No, I don't generally make a habit of being villainous.

Eva (to Mouse & Una): Oh. That is good. I'm rather relieved to hear that.

Una (to Mouse & Eva): So, we're not going to suddenly wake up one morning and perform evil deeds?

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Not unless you decide to do that sort of thing… You're not going to, are you?

Eva (to Mouse & Una): Of course not. We're not evil women. Though, I suppose most villains don't think themselves wicked either.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Well, that's good to hear. Since, we're being frank with each other. I was a little concerned that you both were simply a leftover trap from Hiiri. It wouldn't have been the first time that she did something like that.

Eva (to Mouse & Una): Of course you did. We assumed so, didn't we sister?

Una (to Eva & Mouse):

Mouse (to Una & Eva): I hope this all helped. I'm sure you both will come out of this ordeal much stronger and wiser people. Do you do that on purpose to make people uncomfortable or is it just a habit?

Eva (to Mouse): Do what?

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Asking each other questions in front of other people. It's a bit off-putting. Like you're sharing one brain.

Una (to Mouse & Eva): Heh. At this point, it has become a habit. My sister & I have often made people uncomfortable. We just found it is a bit easier when we give them a reason to be so. Isn't that right, Eva?

Eva (to Mouse & Una): It's also much easier to get your way when people are slightly afraid of you. And to make sure they put your books back where they belong.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Heh. I can't argue with that logic… Well, if you could dial back on the creepy factor with Nate, I'd appreciate it. He's feeling very concerned about your intentions. He had a rough time with Hiiri & you both remind him of her a little too much. Especially you, Eva… I think it's the white hair.

Una (to Mouse & Eva): Oh? Everyone always thinks Eva's the evil one… when everyone knows I'm the one to watch out for. :-D That was a joke, Miss Emma.

Eva (to Mouse & Una): This is why I don't bother with jokes, sister dear. We'll try to be less intimidating to the skinny little grump.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Heh. Thank you.

Meanwhile, at the bar:

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Here. How you holding up?

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Heh. Now that the initial shock has warn off, I'm fine. They really do look like mom & Hiiri. It's so odd.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Yeah... I never really realized it before today, Zoe looks a hell of a lot like your mom, but not exactly.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Yeah, I think it's because of the genes spliced for her little "trick". She really is Poppy & Vincent's kid in a way.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Heh. Yeah she is. Shit... Goddamn that fucking unnerves me.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): You're telling me.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): ... She was nice to me at first. Hiiri, I mean. It wasn't until later things got ugly.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): I bet. She used to encourage me to call her Auntie.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): God, that is so fuckin' freaky on SO many levels. You remember a lot about living with her?

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Thankfully, just bits and pieces. I remember being terrified that she was going to come back & take us away again when I woke up from the stasis chamber and first met my dad. Mom tried pretty hard to shield me from her. She'd come to "visit" every month or so. But, mostly we just had a normal life… Or at least, I thought we did. It turns out my mom was meeting up with all sorts of unsavory folks learning things so that she could plan our escape and possibly stop Hiiri. Dad let it slip awhile ago & I made him tell me all about it. I had no idea but then how would I have known? I was a little kid.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Heh. That doesn't surprise me. Your mom's kinda bad ass.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Shhh… Don't let her hear you say that, there'll be no living with her. :-P

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Heh. Hey, if I didn't have your mom there helping me get back into the swing of things, I prolly woulda lost my shit. Heh. She's tougher than I am, anyway. I stopped trying to come up with ways of trying to get away after a while...

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Well, you're not there, now.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Heh. Yeah. Shacked up with a HOT fuckin' dude & scar-free. Thank the sweet baby Jesus. I dunno what would've happened to me, or what kinda dick I would've been if I stayed. I mean, more than I am now. :-P I can deal with Ms. Mostly-Looks-Like-A-Nightmare over there.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Heh. I'll drink to that…

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Me too. Besides, it's not the Hiiri-brigade we have to worry about, it's fucking... SHIT. Are you fuckin' shitting me? Duck down! Come on. We gotta go!

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Shit! What's going on?

Nathaniel (to Marlena): See that blond fucker over there with the scar? That's Carver. He's already taken an "interest" in me before. He doesn't forget that kinda shit. Come on. We gotta grab your mom and the twins.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Yeah, we do… Shit.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): You get your mom, I'll get the other two.

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Alright…

A moment later:

Una (to Mouse & Eva): … And, that is why you never get into a land war in Asia. (to Nathaniel) What's going on, Nathaniel?

Nathaniel (to Una & Eva): Come on! We gotta go. Carver just walked in the back door.

Marlena (to Mouse): Mom, we've gotta go. Carver just walked in.

Mouse (to Marlena, Nathaniel, Una & Eva): Wait. Check the front door, first. He doesn't usually travel alone, if he can help it.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): Shit! You're right. Fucking Starling's probably with him. Come on. There's a back room this way. (to Marlena) Move your ass, Mars! We just need a quiet corner...

Marlena (to Nathaniel): I'm going, no fucking need to shove.

Nathaniel (to Marlena): Says you!

Una (to Nathaniel, Mouse, Marlena & Eva): Wait… Sister & I can distract them, while you all get away. We've done it before.

Nathaniel (to Eva & Una): Besides, that works two, three times max. Trust me! I can get us all outta here if we can get outta sight.

Una (to Nathaniel): Well, we've only done it once before. So, we're within our limit. Come along, sister dear.

Eva (to Una, Nathaniel, Mouse & Marlena): Yes. He has a hard time focusing on more than one person who "interests" him.

Marlena (to Mouse): Mom, just listen to them, please… Carver would love to get his hands on you.

Mouse (to Eva & Una): That's a very nice offer but, I'm not really comfortable leaving you gir-- ladies alone with Carver.

Nathaniel (to Una, Eva, Mouse & Marlena): NO ONE is fucking around with Carver! Everyone shut the fuck up and go that way!

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Who pray tell is fucking with Carver, exactly?

Nathaniel (to Hiiri): ... No one here. We were just leaving, ma'am. 'Scuse us.

Mouse (to Eva, Una & Marlena): Come on, girls, while Nate is distracting them. We need to go out that window.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Hmmmm. Were you now? I don't think so.

Carver (to Hiiri & Nathaniel): We know this one, Mistress... We're not sure how, but we do.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri & Carver): You don't know shit. What the fuck do you want? I got places to be, you know.

Hiiri (to Carver & Nathaniel): It's alright, little brother. I believe I know who it is… Nathaniel Jones. How fortuitous! Out on a walk to test my new chassis & look who I run into… A distant relation… with quite a mouth.

Carver (to Hiiri): A relation, miss?

Hiiri (to Carver & Nathaniel): Yes, little brother. Mister Jones here is Captain Potter's nephew. I certainly don't want to detain you. Please, give my regards to your uncle… I'm sure we'll be seeing each other soon.

Nathaniel (to Hiiri & Carver): I don't know who the fuck you're talkin' about, lady. Keep a leash on that pet of yours. He looks rabid.

Hiiri (to Nathaniel): Fine… We'll play it your way… For now. (to Carver) Carver, let the young man pass.

Carver (to Hiiri): Yes, mistress. (to Nathaniel) The nephew of Captain Potter... That must be what's so very interested about you, sir.

Hiiri: Hmmmm… Now, why on earth is Vincent's nephew here in New London? Last I remembered he was still in Mississippi with his family. Clearly, I've missed a few things while I've been away. I must rectify the situation immediately. (to Carver) Tell Starling to follow him.

Carver (to Hiiri): Of course, ma'am.

A few minutes later:

Carver (to Starling): Miss Starling?

Starling (to Carver): Yes, Mister Carver?

Carver (to Starling): Our mistress has asked that you follow the young man that just left, miss.

Starling (to Carver): Of course, sir. May I play with him or must I simply report back?

Carver (to Starling): We think just reporting, miss.

Starling (to Carver): Oh… That's a shame, sir. But, I'll do as you ask.

Nathaniel: Come on you stupid little CLANNG pain in the ass. Get out here so you can follow me. Where the fuck are... Shit. Starling. 'Course it is.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): Una. Eva. It was lovely to meet you. Get yourself home as quickly as possible, okay?

Una (to Mouse): I'm not quite sure what's going on, Miss Emma, but I do hope you all will be safe.

Mouse (to Una & Eva): We'll be fine. Just watch yourself. We should do this again sometime…without the homicidal maniac interrupting, of course.

Eva (to Una & Mouse): As little as I was looking forward to meeting up with Carver again, it WAS rather exciting.

Marlena (to Eva & Una): Heh. Your idea of excitement is a bit fucking different than mine. I'm terrified.

Mouse (to Eva & Una): Goodbye, girls. Stay safe! (to Marlena) It'll be ok, sweetie. We need to find somewhere to lay low. Nate's not going to meet up with us until he's lost his tail, so we need to get somewhere safe. Any ideas?

Marlena (to Mouse): Um, back to the docks, the inn or Aiden's house would be good. They're all pretty well protected & lots of trained folks to help if we're being pursued.

Mouse (to Marlena): We'll go to Aiden's house, then… That's probably where Nate will end up, eventually. Come on.

Marlena (to Mouse): Okay. We need to go to the right… It's in the slightly posh section of town before Old London… Mom, are you okay?

Mouse (to Marlena): Shhh, sweetie, I'm concentrating. Is anyone following us?

Marlena (to Mouse): No, I don't think so… Mom, you're kinda scaring me.

Mouse (to Marlena): I'm sorry. I'm just trying to stay focused on the task at hand & not think about the fact that I'm in New London for less than a day and I already have a run-in with someone that once told me that he'd like to gut me, simply because he couldn't do it to Hiiri.

Marlena (to Mouse): … That's fucked up.

Mouse (to Marlena): Tell me about it… 

Meanwhile, somewhere on the street; New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: OK, you mechanical pain in my ass. Let's take you on a goddamn tour...

A short time later, at Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Mouse (to Marlena): Here we are. Thank goodness I remembered to memorize addresses before we came over. (to Mrs. Esterly) I beg your pardon, madam. But are you, Mrs. Esterly?

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Yes, dear. Who might you be?

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly & Marlena): I'm sorry to come by unannounced. I'm Emma Estevez, Nate's sort of aunt & this is my daughter, Mars. We had a run-in with Mister Carver and he's off letting Starling chase him for a bit. Is it alright if we come in?

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Oh, good heavens! Come inside! (to Marlena) Come in, sweetie. This way. We'll head to the kitchen.

Marlena (to Mrs. Esterly): Thank you.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Thank you very much.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse & Marlena): It's not a bother. Let me get the kettle on. What can I get you ladies? Tea? Cake? Whiskey?

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): I think whiskey would work wonders for both of our nerves… (to Marlena) What's with the face, sweetie?

Marlena (to Mouse & Mrs. Esterly): I think I'm in shock… I've never seen you like that, Mom. You were all business. It was like watching Aunt Poppy.

Mouse (to Marlena): Heh. I guess it's like riding a bicycle.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse & Marlena): Well, from what I know of your sister-in-law, dear, that's a high compliment. Here you are. Let me get the inhibitor field on. It will make getting back here a little more difficult for poor Nathaniel, but it will hide his energy signature if he decides to jump here. Don't worry Mars, dear. Even if Carver were to follow him here, he wouldn't set one foot on this property before I'd drop him dead.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. I've heard that about you, Mrs. Esterly.

Marlena (to Mrs. Esterly): Well, that's good to know, I guess.

Mrs. Esterly (to Marlena): Here, sweetie. Drink this.

Marlena (to Mrs. Esterly): Oh right, thanks.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse & Marlena): Both of you have some cake. Are you the Emma that Nathaniel works for, dear?

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. Yes, that would be me… Whatever he said about me is utterly untrue, unless it was complimentary. :-P

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Hee hee hee. I do believe I've heard your younger brother say the same thing. Don't worry. It's all been highly complimentary.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. Faux humility is sadly a trait he picked up from me in my younger days. I am far more humble now I assure you. And, Nate has said some very nice things about you, as well. You're not at all what I pictured. For one, you don't look nearly old enough.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Hee hee hee. No need to lie to me with that kind of flattery, dear. I'm quite content to be an old biddy. People do tend to vastly underestimate you for one. Oh my. I seem to have given your girl a bit more whiskey than she can handle.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. She probably needed a nap, anyway. I think Mars likes the idea of being over here more than the reality of it.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Would you like another slice of cake, dear?

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): No, thank you.

Nathaniel: Sonofabitch! ...Ouch.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): It sounds like Nathaniel has joined us. Hee hee. Let me go collect him.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): Heh. I thought I recognized the swearing.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): He does get rather creative with it, doesn't he? (to Nathaniel) There you are, dear. Come into the kitchen.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): Mrs. Esterly! I... I can't. I gotta find Emma and Mars. Why th' fuck's the inhibitor on?

Mrs. Esterly (to Nathaniel): She's here, dear, her and Mars both. Come sit down and I'll get you something to drink and some headache powders.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): She is? (to Mouse) You're alright! Thank fucking god... Did the twins get away alright?

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Mrs. Esterly): Yeah, we got them to their car & they drove off. I'm glad you made it back in one piece… So, she's back, huh?

Nathaniel (to Mouse): ...Yeah. Looks like it. Though, to be completely fucking honest, I was never really sure she was gone.

Mouse (to Nathaniel): You wouldn't be the only one… She's too damn sneaky to be gone for good.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): You want me to get you and Mars home?

Mouse (to Nathaniel): Yes please. I promised Eep I wouldn't get in too much trouble & that I'd be back in time for dinner.

Nathaniel (to Mouse): Honestly? I'd feel better if I got you the hell away from here. (to Marlena) Mars! Wake up!

Marlena (to Mouse & Nathaniel): Huh? What!?! … Did that old lady fucking drug me?

Mouse (to Marlena): Not at all, sweetie. I think the stress of the day just got to you.

Mrs. Esterly (to Marlena): If I'd drugged you, dear, you'd know it. (to Nathaniel) Nathaniel, are you sure you don't want to rest, first?

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): Nah. I'll be alright. I'll feel better when I get the Estevezes back home. (to Mouse & Marlena) Can you guys make it back alright if I take us to my apartment? I might be down for the count after this.

Mouse (to Nathaniel & Marlena): That should be fine. (to Mrs. Esterly) Thank you for the hospitality, Mrs. Esterly.

Nathaniel (to Mouse & Marlena): OK. Cool. Grab a hand. (to Mrs. Esterly) See you later, Mrs. Esterly. Keep the inhibitor on. I can get through it.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): It was VERY nice meeting you, dear. If you feel you're up to it, do stop by and visit again.

Mouse (to Mrs. Esterly): I will the next time I'm in town.

Mrs. Esterly (to Mouse): Hee hee. Very good, dear. (to Nathaniel) Nathaniel, make sure you lay down when you get home.

Nathaniel (to Mrs. Esterly): Yeah, yeah. ... FINE. I will, alright? (to Marlena & Mouse) You two ready?

Marlena (to Nathaniel): Yeah, let's get fuck out of here.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Right. One... Two...

A moment later, at Nathaniel & Aiden's apartment, West Piedmont:

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Jesus titty-fucking CHRIST! Ouch...

Mouse (to Nathaniel): You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth, Nate?

Marlena (to Nathaniel & Mouse): Heh.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Sorry, ma'am. Inhibitor's on here too. Wasn't expecting it. Shit. I need to sit down now...

Mouse (to Nathaniel ): You go lay down, Nate. We should get home… You did good today. I'm very proud of you. (to Marlena) Come on, sweetie.

Marlena (to Mouse & Nathaniel): Right behind you, mom. See ya, Nate.

Nathaniel (to Marlena & Mouse): Just glad I could help... Sorry fuckin' Hiiri was there. Later, Stretch.

A few hours later, onboard The Wicked Sister:

Zoe (to Felix): Hey Felix! You done for the day? I was going to crossover to go see a movie, you interested in coming with me?

Felix (to Zoe): Going to see a what?

Zoe (to Felix): Oh, right. It's a motion picture. I was going to see a Star Wars marathon, it's like my favoritest movie in the world. But it might be a little too intense for a first time.

Felix (to Zoe): I'm not sure what half those words meant, pretty girl, but I think I could handle it.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. Sorry. I'm terrible at explaining that sort of thing. Get cleaned up & meet me at my room. And then we'll skip over, ok?

Felix (to Zoe): Alright. Oh. Uh... I don't really have anything else to wear. Is that going to be a problem?

Zoe (to Felix): Oh, uh, we can stop at our apartment, first. I'm sure my dad has some old clothes you can wear. Don't get me wrong what you're wearing is more than acceptable… I just don't want to have to fight girls off you all night. Not that it won't happen, anyway.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. No offense, pretty girl, but I don't think I'm going to fit into anything your Poppa wears.

Zoe (to Felix): Oh right… I wasn't thinking. We'll stop at Nate's place. Aiden's bound to have a t-shirt you can borrow.

Felix (to Zoe): Alright then. Let me go get cleaned up at least.

A short time later:

Felix (to Zoe): Ready when you are, pretty girl.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. You clean up pretty good… Okay. Hold my hand. One… Two… Three...

A moment later, at Nathaniel & Aiden's apartment; West Piedmont:

Zoe: Oof! OW! God damn it! The inhibitor field is on… Shit. Nate? Aiden? Anybody home?

Nathaniel: Huh? Who the fuck's there? Just... (to Zoe & Felix) Shit! Zoe? S'that you?

Felix (to Nathaniel): Whoa! Easy there, Cousin Nate. Are you alright?

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Felix): Yeah, it's me. I'm sorry to just drop in. I was hoping Felix could borrow a t-shirt for a movie… You okay?

Aiden (to Zoe & Felix): Beg your pardon, you two. Nate had a bit of a fright on the other side, earlier. You must be Felix. I've heard… actually, very little about you. I'm Aiden. What was this about a t-shirt?

Felix (to Aiden): I am. I'm guessing you're Cousin Nate's beau Aiden, then. I'm working for Captain Potter the second. Apparently, I need a tee shirt for a mover.

Aiden (to Felix): I think you mean, a movie… Come with me. 

Nathaniel (to Zoe, Felix & Aiden): Yeah. Sorry. Went through two inhibitor fields. I'm kinda scrambled.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): We won't stay for too long, then. You'll probably want to rest and drink some juice… You know the routine.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Yeah. I do. ... Zoe, Hiiri's back.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): … Really? Well, shit.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Yeah. Pretty much my reaction too. I had to distract her and Carver so your aunt, Mars and the twins could get the fuck out... She knew who I was. Guess she's got a hard on for fucking with the family in every reality. I need to tell your folks...

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Well, they won't be back for a couple more days… I'm sorry you had to deal with that. Is everyone else okay?

 A moment later, in the bedroom:

Aiden (to Felix): I'm sure I have a t-shirt & possibly some jeans that will fit you. It'll be easier for you to blend in. Trust me, it'll help. And, just play up the foreign angle if you don't understand what someone is talking about & simply ask questions. I've been living here for over a year and I still get confused on occasion.

Felix (to Aiden): Oh. Thank you very much, sir. Heh. I'm sure I can fake an accent and act charming enough to get by. Mostly. What's living on this side like?

Aiden (to Felix): Very different in some ways & much the same in others. But, as a gay man, it's definitely more accepting here. Back home, it's allowed as long as it's not in public & you still do what it is expected of you to keep your family name going… At least, in my case. There's a lot of the same things here, they're just slightly different. Communicators are cellphones, automobiles are called the same but commonly referred to as a car. You'll get used to it.

Felix (to Aiden): Heh. Alright. I think I can handle that. This is a tee shirt, huh? ... Which way is the front?

Aiden (to Felix): Heh. The tag goes in the back on the inside… I know, I don't get it, either. But, Nate seems to like it when I wear them. Especially, with jeans… Here, these should fit you.

Felix (to Aiden): Right. Cheers. Alright... Let's see if I can pass for a local.

Aiden (to Felix): I'll let you get changed.

A moment later, in the living room:

Aiden (to Zoe & Nathaniel): Felix is getting dressed… And, Zoe, I don't normally say things like this but, that is one very fine looking gentleman.

Zoe (to Aiden & Nathaniel): Oh, uh, thanks… Heehee… Way to ruin the mood, Aiden. We were in here being all depressed & then you say that. Heh. And, I thought you were the stuffy, serious one.

Nathaniel (to Zoe & Aiden): Ha ha ha! Yeah. He likes to make everyone think that. :-P

Aiden (to Zoe & Nathaniel): Dwelling on Hiiri's return isn't going to solve anything, at the moment. Just go & enjoy your movie. As for you, handsome, it's dinner, a hot bath & bed for you.

Nathaniel (to Aiden & Zoe): Heh. Yes, sir. He's kinda sexy when he's all bossy and shit, isn't he?

Felix (to Zoe, Aiden & Nathaniel): Heh. Did I choose the wrong moment to join you?

Aiden (to Felix): Not at all, Felix. I'm glad to see the clothes fit you… (to Zoe) Zoe, close your mouth.

Zoe (to Aiden): … Huh? … What did you say?

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Heh. I think he told you to stop your fuckin' drooling, short stack. Go. Get the fuck out. Go to your damn movie before I get REALLY fucking cranky.

Zoe (to Nathaniel & Aiden): Oh right… I'll see you guys later. (to Felix) Come on, we can walk from here.

Nathaniel (to Zoe & Felix): Bye. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

Felix (to Zoe): Right behind you, pretty girl. (to Aiden & Nathaniel) Nice seeing you again, Nate. Good meeting you, Mr. Aiden.

Aiden (to Felix & Zoe): Good to meet you too, Felix. Good night, Zoe.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Well, for one, I don't have the fucking patience right now for the bumbling hormone parade. I'm achy, tired and freaked.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Is there a specific reason you were in such a hurry to get them out of here? Or are you just anxious for me to put you to bed? ;-P

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Well, for one, I don't have the fucking patience right now for the bumbling hormone parade. I'm achy, tired and freaked. And I'm fucking anxious for you to put me to bed.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Well then, by all means, let's get you to bed.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I'm all for that.

A little while later, on the street; West Piedmont:

Zoe (to Felix): … Um, you look really nice. I mean, totes casual, perfect for a movie but nice.

Felix (to Zoe): Oh? I'll take your word for it. It's entirely due to Mr. Aiden's efforts.

Zoe (to Felix): Well, I think it was a grand success… 

A little while later, at the Grand Little Theatre; West Piedmont:

Ophelia (to Colin): Thanks for asking me out to the movies, Colin. I really needed a night out from babysitting my little sister.

Colin (to Ophelia): Thanks for saying yes. My dads were getting on my case to get out of the house.

Ophelia (to Colin): Yeah, you have been moping for awhile… I mean, I know you liked her. Heck, I liked her to, in a different way. But, well, you shouldn't keep dwelling on her… I'm sure there's someone else who likes you just as much as you like them out there… I'm sorry… I didn't mean to bring it up.

Colin (to Ophelia): It's alright. I mean, I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything, but it's still kind of a blow to the ol' ego.

Ophelia (to Colin): I know… We've all been shot down by people we like before.

Colin (to Ophelia): Yeah. I know that intellectually, but in reality it's a WHOLE other... You have GOT to be kidding me!

Ophelia (to Colin): What is it?

Colin (to Ophelia): Zoe is over there. ... Shit. With some other guy. Wow. This isn't awkward.

Ophelia (to Colin): Oh… Wow… Yeah. She is… I thought she was in London. Maybe, it's not her? Just someone that looks like her. We don't have to do this, if you'd rather not.

Colin (to Ophelia): Yeah... You're right. It's probably someone different. You, uh, you wanna go get ice cream or something instead?

Ophelia (to Colin): Sure… You wanna go over there & check first, don't you?

Colin (to Ophelia): ... Of course I do. But, what if it is. I mean, she's within her right to date someone else. Who kinda looks like me. But taller. And WAY more buff. ... Maybe I don't wanna know.

Ophelia (to Colin): Take my hand, Colin… Come on, we're going to see a movie. Your ex shouldn't ruin our dat-- night out.

Colin (to Ophelia): Our what? ...Oh. Wow. I'm an ass. I'm sorry. Come on. Let's get out of here and forget about Maybe-Zoe and her date. If it is Zoe, she'll probably be going to the Star Wars marathon, and if it isn't, who cares? We can go to the movies any time. We'll go get corn dogs and ice cream.

Ophelia (to Colin): Sounds good to me.

Colin (to Ophelia): Come on.

Zoe (to Felix): Here's the theater. Are you sure you're up for this?

Felix (to Zoe): Why? Is it going to involve a series of tests? Heh. I promise I won't scream out loud in the middle of the mover or anything.

Zoe (to Felix): Heehee. No, there aren't any tests… I promise. We're just going to get some snacks, sit in a seat & watch a Star Wars marathon.

Felix (to Zoe): Lead the way, pretty lady.

Zoe (to Felix): Heehee. Have I been upgraded? … How do you feel about public displays of affection?

Felix (to Zoe): Will it scandalize the locals? Because if so, then I do believe I like them.

Zoe (to Felix): Heehee. I thought you might… C'mere for a second.

Felix (to Zoe): Well. that was nice.

A moment later:

Jessica (to Zoe & Felix): Oh my god, Zoe! When did you get back into town? … I think I just saw Colin & Ophelia at the entrance… Who's this? Oh my god! Are you on a date? I'm so sorry. I just wanted to say hello. I haven't seen you in forever.

Zoe (to Jessica & Felix): Breath, Jess… Heh. This is Felix. Felix, this is Jessica, she's a former classmate of mine.

Jessica (to Zoe & Felix): Former? So, you're not coming back? But, I was hoping you were going to change your mind. I had a play all picked out for you. Something really serious. You can't let one stupid boy ruin your potential acting career.

Zoe (to Jessica & Felix): Heh. Jess, calm down. It's not because of "one stupid boy". And what acting career? I did one musical with you.

Felix (to Jessica & Zoe): Heh heh. Good heavens girl, you certainly have a whole world of words at your command, don't you? It's nice to meet you, Jess. I work with Zoe's mother. I was running an errand for her Stateside, and Zoe was good enough to show me the sights of her hometown. We'll have to be going back, I'm afraid.

Jessica (to Zoe & Felix): Oh. Well, that's too bad. I should go join the group I'm here with. It was nice seeing you, Zoe. And, very nice to meet you, Felix.

Zoe (to Jessica): Bye, Jess. If I end up back in town for the school year. I promise, you will be the first to know.

Felix (to Jessica): The pleasure is all mine. Have a very good evening, miss director.

Zoe (to Felix): Sorry about all of that. She's a bit like a steam roller.

Felix (to Zoe): Ha ha ha. So I see... Seems like a smile and an accent was enough to throw her off. Your cousin's gentleman was right. Heh. Seems like you make quite the impression wherever you go, pretty lady. And yes, you've been upgraded. ;-)

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. It's probably cuz I dress like a weirdo… So, any particular reason for the upgrade?

Felix (to Zoe): Well, I can't say it was your style of dress that made the strongest impression on me. No reason that I'm aware of for the upgrade. I just said it. So, you act as well as open portals and work on an airship, eh?

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. Don't get too overly impressed, I only did one play. Just to see if I could do it. Jess made my life a living hell… Oh, they're letting folks into the theater now. Come on! Do you want any popcorn?

Felix (to Zoe): Sure. I haven't run into too much food I won't eat. ...It IS edible, isn't it?

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. Yeah… It is. Especially, when it's covered in butter.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Well, it sure SMELLS edible...

Zoe (to Felix): Go ahead and try it.

Marlena (to Zoe & Felix): Heh. Why am I not surprised to see you here, tiny?

Zoe (to Marlena & River): Cuz, you know how much I love these movies. And, I'll use any excuse to see them all. Hi, River.

River (to Zoe, Felix & Marlena): Hi, Zoe… Come on, Mars. We don't want to miss the previews.

Felix (to Marlena, River & Zoe): Nice to see you again, Mars.

Marlena (to Felix): Hi, Felix. This is my very impatient boyfriend, River. (to River) River, this is Felix. He's a friend of the family.

River (to Felix): Hey. Nice to meet you… (to Marlena) Are we going to watch the movies or not, Mars?

Marlena (to River): Would you calm the fuck down? You've seen them more than I have. They haven't changed since the last time you saw them. 

River (to Marlena): I know that. They're just better on the big screen…

Felix (to Marlena & River): We won't keep you. (to Zoe) Lead the way, pretty lady.

Marlena (to Felix & Zoe): I'm sure we'll see you later. Have fun!

Zoe (to Felix): Shit. I didn't realize it was going to be old home week, tonight. Sorry about all the folks. Normally, it's not like this.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh heh. It's alright. You've got a lot of people looking after you, don't you? Ha ha ha! Don't make that face. It's not a complaint. Just an observation.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh… Jess' concern was not over me. She is a gossip monger, not to mention the crush she had on Colin when he & I were dating. That's probably why she made a point of mentioning him & Ophelia being here… She wanted to see my reaction.

Felix (to Zoe): He's Mr. Too Well Adjusted, I take it.

Zoe (to Felix): Yes, that would be him… And, good for him if he's spending time with Ophelia. She likes math & acting. They have a lot in common. She's perfect for him. I hope he realizes it sooner rather than later.

Felix (to Zoe): Careful there, pretty lady. You're going to tear that ticket in half wringing it that hard.

Zoe (to Felix): Oh, sorry. I was just thinking since I don't see them, we must have scared them off. Which made me feel bad. I know it's silly but I don't like thinking that I've hurt someone that much that they can't even sit in a dark theater with me.

Felix (to Zoe): Well, the wound's still a bit fresh, no doubt. If he was here with another girl, maybe he just wants to spend some time with her instead of wondering what it is you're up to in that dark theater with such a gorgeously attractive man. ;-)

Zoe (to Felix): Heh… Well, I certainly like being here with you… Oh. The movie's starting… I hope you like this.

Felix (to Zoe): The whole wall's the picture, is it? Wow...

Zoe (to Felix): Heh… Will you hold my hand?

Felix (to Zoe): Of course, pretty lady...

A couple hours later:

Zoe (to Felix): So, what did you think? Interested in staying for the next part?

Felix (to Zoe): That was... That was incredible. How on earth was it made? Are more after this? What else happens?

Zoe (to Felix): Well… They used actors, puppets, models to create it & then they recorded it on film. They're running the next 2 sequels tonight. This is only the intermission… And, there's about 12 movies in all but I don't like to watch the prequels, so 9 that I actually recommend… So, you really liked it?

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. I did. There's 12 of them all together? ... Well. I'm not sure I could sit through that many.

Zoe (to Felix): Don't worry. We don't have to watch them all now. We have them all at home... Do you want to stay & watch the next one? Or do you want to head back the ship?

Felix (to Zoe): I'm not sure my brain could handle another one, but I'm not quite ready to go back yet. Take a walk with me.

Zoe (to Felix): Okay… A walk sounds nice.

Felix (to Zoe): Thanks for taking me to the movie, Zoe. It was... It was unlike anything I've ever seen.

Zoe (to Felix): You're very welcome. I'm just glad you liked it.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh heh. I did. Thank you. I've never even been to a play before. This was something else!

Zoe (to Felix): Well, my family has a huge movie collection. So, any time you want to watch something I'm sure that can be arranged. I wouldn't be surprised if Victor brought some onboard along with books. :-P

Felix (to Zoe): I'm not sure I should be asking the captain of the ship for recreational materials, do you?

Zoe (to Felix): Oh… I guess not… How about I loan some to you? Or better yet, we watch some together?

Felix (to Zoe): See? There's a solution that makes us all happy. That sounds like a most excellent plan.

Zoe (to Felix): Careful there, Felix, if you keep making comments like that, you might give people the impression that you like me. :-P

Felix (to Zoe): Oh? Well, can't have that now, can we? Never mind.

Zoe (to Felix): What? I was just joking.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. So was I. Were you really worried? Come on now. Since the moment you met me, have I been good at staying away from you?

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. No, I just wanted you to say it.

Felix (to Zoe): Sneak.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. You're too proud to be angry.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Perhaps a bit. You are something else, girl.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. You're not so bad, yourself.

Felix (to Zoe): You're just saying that because I'm charming and good looking.

Zoe (to Felix): While those things are nice & all. I also like that fact that you're smart, funny & oh so modest.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Oh? I'd like to agree with you, but modesty prevents it.

Zoe (to Felix): Heehee. Come here, I think your modesty deserves a kiss.

7.01.2013

A Strange Old World, Day 67

Onboard the recently acquired airship; The docks, New London, Britannia:

Poppy (to Zoe): Honey, how were your brothers while we were gone?

Zoe (to Poppy): Heh. They were both fine, mom. Are you going to tell me what happened?

Poppy (to Zoe): Not at the moment, honey. We simply planted a seed and we're waiting to see if it grows into anything useful.

Victor (to Poppy & Zoe): Mom! You're back. We were starting to get worried about you.

Poppy (to Victor & Zoe): Sorry it took us so long, honey. We got held up… Wong Fei Hung was insistent that we be his guest for a bit. He seemed to take a REAL shine to your father.

Victor (to Poppy & Zoe): Oh god... What did Dad do? Does he need stitches again?

Poppy (to Victor & Zoe): Heehee. Thankfully, no. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut, as per usual, honey. He's just a little sore.

Zoe (to Poppy): Heh. Well, I guess that's good.

Vincent (to Poppy, Zoe & Victor): I'll have you know, I CAN keep my mouth shut. I just choose not to. :-P

Poppy (to Vincent): I will believe it when I see it, lover. ;-P

Victor (to Poppy, Zoe & Vincent): I'm going to start hiding rolls of duct tape on the ship. Do you want me to get you some ice?

Poppy (to Victor): Heh. That's not such a bad idea, honey.

Vincent (to Poppy, Zoe & Victor): Worry warts. I'm barely even bruised. Oops... There's the littlest one. I'll get him.

Poppy (to Vincent): Thank you, lover. (to Victor & Zoe) So, what's been going on with you two while we were gone?

Victor (to Poppy): Cleaning, more cleaning, trying to find all the parts of the bloody ship that are held together with string. Did I mention we've been cleaning? They staffed this ship with genetically modified pig men, didn't they?

Poppy (to Victor & Zoe): Heehee. I'm so sorry I missed it, honey. Have you come up with a name for it, yet?

Zoe (to Victor & Poppy): Oooooh, I have an idea… Oh wait, no. You probably don't want to call it that. Nevermind.

Victor (to Zoe): What is it?

Zoe (to Victor & Poppy): Oh, um… The Wicked Sister?

Poppy (to Zoe & Victor): I like it. What do you think, Victor?

Victor (to Poppy & Zoe): I like it. I like it quite a bit, actually.

Zoe (to Victor & Poppy): You do? Awesome.

Poppy (to Victor & Zoe): Well, it looks like you have a name for your ship, Victor honey. Congratulations.

Victor (to Zoe & Poppy): Yeah... Whoa.

Poppy (to Victor): What is it, honey?

Zoe (to Victor): Heh. Did it just hit you that you have a ship?

Victor (to Zoe & Poppy): Heh. Yeah. A bit.

Zoe (to Poppy): So, Mom, if Victor gets an airship of his own at seventeen. What do I get?

Poppy (to Zoe): I think at the moment, honey, you should be happy that I'm not grilling you about your young man.

Victor (to Zoe): You and your squirrel get to be the official ship mascots. :-P

Zoe (to Victor): Woohoo! I'll take it. (to Poppy) Um, thanks, mom.

Poppy (to Zoe): I thought you might appreciate that, honey… Besides, I have a feeling your father is going to talk to him. You are his little girl.

Zoe (to Poppy & Victor): What!?! Oh god…

Victor (to Zoe & Poppy): Uh oh. Dad's gonna have to put in some hours if he chases Felix off. He's been a big help. He knows far more than he lets on.

Poppy (to Zoe & Victor): He's not going to run him off, sweeties.

Zoe (to Poppy & Victor): This is so embarrassing.

Meanwhile:

Vincent (to Felix): Hello again, Felix. The Mrs. & I have come to collect our children. We hope they weren't too much trouble.

Felix (to Vincent): Hello, Captain Potter. No trouble at all. Your babe there was surprisingly well behaved. You look a bit worse for wear, sir.

Vincent (to Felix): Hee hee. Just a bit. Apparently, Wong Fei Hung didn't appreciate my suggestions on how he could spend his time. I'm glad Lucas wasn't a bother. If his siblings --and parents, truthfully-- are any indication, he'll be a right pain in my ass when he gets older. Won't you, Mr. Drooly? Yes! Speaking of my kids, I couldn't help but notice you pointedly DIDN'T mention anything about my darling daughter.

Felix (to Vincent): ... No, Captain. Is this the part of the conversation where you threaten me with an interesting variety of bodily harm if I come anywhere near her?

Vincent (to Felix): Heh. Nope. Not in the slightest, hun. Sorry to disappoint you.

Felix (to Vincent): Fine by me, sir. I don't really like to be threatened with pain and suffering.

Vincent (to Felix): I wouldn't imagine, but that's not what I meant. You're hoping I give you the "stay away from my daughter" speech, because it gives you a nice easy out for not being involved with her. Hee hee. Don't look so shocked, kiddo. I was your age once too. And similar in a lot of ways. Heh heh. A little TOO similar for my tastes, truthfully. :-P Here's the rub, Felix, Zoe is a smart, capable and amazing young woman. And the fact that she wants to get to know you makes you a very lucky gentleman. We are a family of cons, pickpockets, pirates, and former CLANNG members. Only a few of us can say we've never done something bloody, awful, or bloody awful. We don't care about your past. We just care about the man you're trying to be now. Hee hee. There is nothing you've done that's so horrible, someone we know & love hasn't done in a worse way. That being said, if you hurt, or mislead, or in any way shape or form cause harm, physical or otherwise, to ANYONE in my family, especially the amazing girl who is choosing to trust you, you will regret it in ways you cannot even begin to fathom. Clear? And if you two start dating, you will be respectful, careful and safe.

Felix (to Vincent): I understand, Captain.

Vincent (to Felix): Good. Oops! Look at that. Lucas is asleep. Hee hee. All those vague threats put him down. Let me get him to his mom.

Felix (to Vincent): ... Aye, sir. Could you let Victor know I've got the boilers sorted out?

Vincent (to Felix): He's the one you should be calling Captain, kiddo. Just Vincent is fine for me. Later, tater!

A short time later:

Yukiko (to Felix): Heh. I see you got the speech. How you holding up?

Felix (to Yukiko): Would you think less of me if I said slightly terrified?

Yukiko (to Felix): No. I'd think you were being honest. Heh. I got the speech too, only it was Poppy that delivered it.

Felix (to Yukiko): Did you? What did that entail?

Yukiko (to Felix): Her telling me that she understood where I came from better than most & that she was trusting me with her son's heart. And, that if I wanted to change the direction my life was going, they'd all help me. Heh. It's not like I had much of a choice in that department. I was blacklisted and the only way to make sure my partner didn't suffer the same fate was to fake my death. As far as my former employers, family, and in-laws know Yukiko Kobayashi was killed by a mercenary fulfilling a contract.

Felix (to Yukiko): Heh. I thought you might be one of the spies on board. To tell you the truth, I don't know how to feel right now. First time I've ever been threatened by a man holding a baby.

Yukiko (to Felix): Heh. I wasn't a spy, Felix… I was an assassin. Bit of a difference.

Felix (to Yukiko): Ah. Oh. Yes, I suppose so.

Yukiko (to Felix): … So, can I ask you a personal question, Felix?

Felix (to Yukiko): You can ask anything you like. I might not answer, though as it seems like lying is a waste of breath on this ship.

Yukiko (to Felix): Heh. Fair enough… Do you think Zoe's worth all of this mess? I mean, I'm sure you fully intended to spend a fun evening with her and then say goodbye. So, what's different? What happened to make you change your mind?

Felix (to Yukiko): For one, my "service" with Captain Bartholomew came to an abrupt end... I'll let you know when I sort the rest out.

Yukiko (to Felix): Heh. I know just how you feel… If you're interested to know, I think Zoe's a bit concerned that her father has scared you off. She was hanging out topside with a book she wasn't really reading. I need to get back to working on the engines.

Felix (to Yukiko): Oh? I should probably go put her mind at ease then, shouldn't I? Shout if you need my help, boss.

Yukiko (to Felix): Will do… Go see to your girl, Baldwin. :-P

Felix (to Yukiko): She's not mine. I thought you spy-types were supposed to be observant.

Yukiko (to Felix): Heh. If you say so.

A little while later:

Felix (to Zoe): I think you might have that upside down.

Zoe (to Felix): Huh? Oh, I guess it is. I wasn't really reading it, anyway… So, you here to say goodbye?

Felix (to Zoe): Oh? Momma and Poppa taking you back to the Falcon already? Heh. I thought for sure your brother would try to wrangle some more free labor out of you.

Zoe (to Felix): No… I just thought you'd be leaving after the whole dad lecture. You keep saying you didn't want to ruin the good thing you have going here by mucking about with me. And yes, Victor asked me to stick around and help get this boat up to snuff. Mom & Dad are dropping off Lucas at the inn & going out on their own. They've got something cooking.

Felix (to Zoe): Are they? Well... That doesn't surprise me. Your parents didn't get this far doing what they do by not being sneaky. And I wasn't planning on going anywhere unless I'm asked to leave.

Zoe (to Felix): So, you're not leaving? I'm so glad to hear that… Oh, sorry. I got overly excited for a minute there.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. So I see.

Zoe (to Felix): What does this mean, for us? Is there an us? Or are we going back to trying to stay away from each other? Because, I don't really like that option… Why are you looking at me like that?

Felix (to Zoe): Like what?

Zoe (to Felix): You're smirking at me… Did I say something funny?

Felix (to Zoe): Staying away from each other? Is that what we were doing? Heh. I thought you were all sound as a pound with being "casual."

Zoe (to Felix): Oh yeah… I'm totally up for casual, it's practically my middle name… I've even got, uh, a date with someone… And, I am really terrible at this… Stop smirking at me.

Felix (to Zoe): Ha ha ha! You really are. You're surrounded by spies, pirates and killers, and you can't lie worth a damn. Seems like a skill you should pick up sometime.

Zoe (to Felix): I'm a much better liar when I need to be. You're just kinda throwing me off with that sexy smirk and being all handsome at me.

Felix (to Zoe): I didn't realize that was something I could do AT you.

Zoe (to Felix): Well, IT is. So, kindly stop it. :-P Did you want something or did you just come up here to torment me?

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Only just slightly. ... What is it that you really want from me, pretty girl. Tell me the truth, not what you think I might want to hear.

Zoe (to Felix): Oh, I thought it was kind of obvious, Felix. I really like you. A lot. I know it's probably foolish of me but, I'd like to try dating. You can't deny that we're attracted to each other. I like being with you & I'd like to spend as much time as we can together… Is this the part where you tell me that you're not made for old bones & casual is all you can offer again?

Felix (to Zoe): I don't know. I never thought I had much choice in that regard. What would you say if I told you that again?

Zoe (to Felix): I'd tell you that you were a liar & an ass. And then, I'd go stay at the inn or Persephone while my parents are gone.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Well, you'd be right on both counts...

Zoe (to Felix): Oh. Message received, loud and clear... I guess, I'll go grab my bag and head out, then. I should tell Victor where I'm going. It's been fun, Mister Baldwin. I'll see you tomorrow.

Felix (to Zoe): Dammit! That isn't what I meant!

Zoe (to Felix): Well, say what you mean. I really hope you're not this indecisive when it counts, cuz you could get yourself killed.

Felix (to Zoe): Of course I'm not! I'm alive, aren't I? Keeping myself that way hasn't always been an easy task, you know. This is all...

Zoe (to Felix): This is all what? What the fuck do you want from me? I'm not going to beg or keep chasing after you. The only reason I've even bothered for this long is because I thought you felt the same way but you were just afraid to admit it. Was I wrong? Is this how you get your kicks or something!?! If so, it really fucking sucks.

Felix (to Zoe): What?! I'm not trying to get you to bloody beg! If I wanted some stupid girl to fawn all me, I'd go find one! I've been trying to be straight with you this WHOLE time! Why the hell would this be FUN? I sure look like I'm having a damn blast, don't I? Especially with your whole family here, watching me like a damn colony of vultures... Forget it!

Zoe (to Felix): Fine. Have it your way… Ass. You know, I told you what I wanted but, you've never once told me what you wanted... I guess it doesn't matter, now.

Felix (to Zoe): As if it wasn't bloody fucking obvious! Why the hell do you think I'm still here? Yes, the room and board and a chance are nice and all, but it isn't easy or simple work, is it? I'm on a ship full of people who seem to know more about me than I know about my damn self, and who will gut me faster than I could scream if they thought I'd wronged you! Your Poppa promised me, not threatened me--a threat is a man trying to scare you into doing what he wants. No, the Captain PROMISED me that I'd regret it if I hurt you. He didn't care if I was scared or not, because he knew it was the truth. And yet, here I am. You keep asking me to tell you what I want, but I can't! I DON'T KNOW. I'm sorry I don't know. I'm sorry it's not the answer you want to hear. Good night!

Zoe (to Felix): Wait, Felix! … I'm sorry I got so upset. This whole thing is ridiculous. Will you, please, stay & talk? Please?

Felix (to Zoe): I don't know what to tell you, Zoe. ... But, I'll stay if you want.

Zoe (to Felix): Come, sit down. Look… Just answer me truthfully. Do you like me? I mean, more than just as a casual thing. Pretend I'm a moron and need things spelled out to me.

Felix (to Zoe): ...I, uh, I do.

Zoe (to Felix): Good. Well, I like you, too. So, let's just take it from there, okay? We don't have to define our relationship or whatever this is, right this second… But, um, will you go out with me on a date? Nothing too fancy. I'd just like to say we had one.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. I owe you at least that much. I believe I stood you up for our last one.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh… Where would you like to go? We can go anywhere you want… Or we could simply stay in. The choice is yours.

Felix (to Zoe): Oh no. You pick the place. Heh. I already told you that this town isn't mine.

Zoe (to Felix): It's not mine, either… Actually, we're not even on the same side of the portals for my town. Oh… Wanna go there?

Felix (to Zoe): To your side? ...I can't deny I'm curious.

Zoe (to Felix): Well, then, it's decided… I'll give you the 50 cent tour of my town. And, we'll be back here before too long. Take my hand.

Felix (to Zoe): Alright. You're sure this is a good idea?

Zoe (to Felix): Not at all but then that's half the fun. Besides, I thought you are all Mister Dangerous Pirate? Are you worried? Oh my god, you're totes worried! Have you ever been to the other side before?

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. I didn't say I was dangerous, Pretty Girl. Just untrustworthy. I have. Just once.

Zoe (to Felix): Really? Where did you go?

Felix (to Zoe): I'm not quite sure. I was working for Delphine at the time.

Zoe (to Felix): Oh… That must have been fun. You ready?

Felix (to Zoe): It wasn't fun in the slightest. I'm ready.

Zoe (to Felix): Well, I'll try to make sure we do better… Okay, stand close to me… Um, not that close. It's a little distracting… Unless, you'd rather stay here? I'm sure we could find something to do to occupy ourselves. ;-P

Felix (to Zoe): Oh? And what precisely do you have in mind?

Zoe (to Felix): Hmmm, possibly something like this... Heehee… Don't look so shocked.

Felix (to Zoe): Well, I wouldn't say shocked. Come here for a moment.

Zoe (to Felix): … Wow… You are making a very good argument for staying here, sexy man.

Felix (to Zoe): I get the feeling I'll follow you wherever you suggest.

Zoe (to Felix): … Does your quarters have a lock on the door?

Felix (to Zoe): No, but I know how to rig something together.

Zoe (to Felix): Works for me…

Felix (to Zoe): Come with me. Heh. I promise you I have it very nearly livable.

Zoe (to Felix): I can't wait to see it. :-P

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Don't tease. It's not like I had much to work with. 

A few minutes later:

Felix (to Zoe): Make yourself at home wherever you like. I'm going to see what I can do about the door...

Zoe (to Felix): Heehee. It's not bad. Honest. I should get you a plant or something.

Felix (to Zoe): A plant? What would I do with that?

Zoe (to Felix):  It would make the room more homey.

Felix (to Zoe): Homey? Heh. Is that what does it? Potted plants?

Zoe (to Felix): Fucked if I know. I've just heard that somewhere before.

Felix (to Zoe): Ha ha ha! Well, well, maybe I'll get myself a plant then... I've almost got this sorted. Damn you, door! ... I take it you weren't living the high life before Momma and Poppa claimed you.

Zoe (to Felix): Yeah, you could say that… I was all alone for 3 months running from CLANNG and the ISS. By the time, I found them I was exhausted and had nowhere else to go. I scared the hell out of everyone and they almost didn't take me in.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. I don't believe for a second they wouldn't have taken you in, pretty girl. No matter what your start, you are most definitely *their* little girl. There. I think that has it sorted.

Zoe (to Felix): That's very sweet of you to say… But it's true. I wasn't really in the best of head-spaces at the time. Heck, I had a huge crush on Nate for about a month, which was just ridiculously awkward. And, he was still pining for his ass of an ex.

Felix (to Zoe): Nate? Not that shifty cousin of yours? I thought... Well, I wasn't sure he'd be interested in you. Cousin or no.

Zoe (to Felix): Heh. Damn straight he wasn't. He's shacked up with Aiden in West Piedmont. He kinda hates coming over here, because he can't hold hands or anything without causing a riot. I knew he was gay. I thought it made it safer to like him. I wasn't very stable and I needed something to hold onto. Like I said, bad head-space.

Felix (to Zoe): Heh. Well, I can appreciate that. Aboard the Black Bart's the closest to home I've had in a while. And that's a sad statement indeed considering I tried to jump ship at least three times. So... Door's locked. What did you have in mind?

Zoe (to Felix): I have lots of ideas… But, mostly this...

Felix (to Zoe): Heh... I can get behind that.