1.20.2014

When Strange Worlds Collide, Day 84

Onboard the Wicked Sister:

Yukiko: … Where the bloody hell is my tool belt!?! Risu! You little rodent! What did you do!?! I need to get the hell off of this floating menagerie…

Victor: Bwah! Ahh! Risu! What are you... (to Yukiko) What's got her so riled up?

Yukiko (to Victor): I am going to kill it! She's hidden my tool belt… I am going to have Shish ka Squirrel. Don't protect the little monster.

Victor (to Yukiko): Ouch! Bloody hell... She's up in the rafters. You won't get her now. Come on. I think I know where we can find your belt.

Yukiko (to Victor): … I could get her… But, yes the belt would be more helpful.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. No use getting mad at animals for doing what they're bound to do. Easier just to watch.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? So, you like to watch? … Are you trying to be funny, watashi no ai?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh heh heh. That is ruddy disturbing. You know I always pay attention. Here we are: Risu's secret stash.

Yukiko (to Victor): Do you see my tools? I need to fix the compressor… Are you sure I can't kill the little squirrely monster?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. Yes. I'm sure we can't get rid of her. Oops! Looks like she likes you. Here's your belt. And isn't this your necklace?

Yukiko (to Victor): That's where it went! I thought I lost it… Why would she like me? I loathe her.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh heh. Well, she wouldn't steal stuff from you if she didn't like you.

Yukiko (to Victor): Really? I think you're just trying to save your sister's pet from meeting a grisly end.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. Maybe. I can't say for sure. I figure she likes you, cuz animals are all about scent. If she didn't like you, I can't imagine she'd want anything that smells like you. Since she steals so much of your shite, I figure that means she likes you.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh well, that's just ruddy great. Does that mean she's going to steal my stuff forever? That's going to be irritating. … You're loving this, aren't you?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. No. ...Maybe ...Yes. Heh. Sorry. You're going to have to come to terms with people and rodents liking you. :-P

Yukiko (to Victor): Well, tell your sister to keep her rat away from my stuff.