4.22.2013

A Strange Old World, Day 4

At Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: Where... What th' fuck is crawling on me? ...S'that a fuckin' inhibitor field? Who the hell has an inhibitor field in their fucking house?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): ... Good morning, Nate. Mrs. Esterly is making breakfast downstairs. I hope the guest room was to your liking. I'm sorry about the field. I thought it was best to avoid unwelcome visitors.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... Jesus. Last night really fucking happened, didn't it? I thought... Shit! Where the fuck is my uniform? I have to go!

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I had Mrs. Esterly launder it. I'll go get it, if you insist on leaving.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I have to. If I'm late for another meeting, Director Carver'll fucking kill me. ...Or make me wish I was dead, at least. And if Starling finds me here... I've gotta go back.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Alright, I'll ring down for her.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Thanks. I love you too much to let Starling... Shit! Sorry. No. That's not fucking right, is it? Goddamn it...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): ... Oh my. I'm very flattered but we've only just met. I should go see about your uniform.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I know that! I didn't fucking mean it like that! I just... Shit. I've got all these other fucking memories, and feelings, and shit all jumbled up in my fucking head... Christ. I thought I hated my life before. Why the fuck am I telling you this!?!

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I think you really need to talk to Zoe. Can you come back some time later?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... I don't know. I don't know if that's a good idea or not.

A few minutes later:

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Alright. Here's your uniform. I'll let you get dressed.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Fucking shy all of a sudden? You sure as shit weren't last night.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I know. I don't know what came over me. I don't usually behave so impetuously but Zoe told me something about us. I'm sorry.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): You're sorry? Heh. You once hear me complain? I'm not. Not for that anyway... Fuck it. This is good enough. Heh. Closest I've been to in uniform in weeks. Later, Lord Wilkes. I... It was nice meeting you.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): It was very nice meeting you, too.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): I'll bet. I'm a real fucking peach. Later.

A little while later, in the kitchen:

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): Mrs. Esterly, where do we keep the bloody liquor in this house? I know it's around here somewhere.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): This early in the morning? Why on earth... Master Aiden! Stop tearing up my kitchen right this minute. Sit down. Here. You can start with a cup of tea. What on earth has put you in such a tizzy?

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): The CLANNG officer from last night... Why did Zoe ask to bring him here? She said only I could do it. What did she mean by that? I'd never met him before the other day.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): Oh yes. The young man she was trying to find. Did she tell you anything about him, dear?

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): Only that he was her cousin & that he was important to us... But, the way she said it. I could tell she meant to me as well.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): Well, she did say she knew all that gossip about your family because you were dating her cousin, dear. Which I know you remember. I also know you're a smart enough man to fill in the blanks. So, what is the real reason you're so worked up, hmmm?

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): He & I were intimate last night... I didn't want him to leave. He said he loved me... This is very confusing.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): Oh my. Let me get you a spot of whiskey, then.

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): Thank you, Mrs. Esterly.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): Would you like me to leave the bottle, dear?

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): I think that would be a very good idea.

Mrs. Esterly (to Aiden): Very good, Master Aiden. I have some errands to run. I'll be back in a jiff. Do try to get some food in you as well.

Aiden (to Mrs. Esterly): Oh yes, of course.

An hour or so later, at CLANNG headquarters; New London, Britannia:

Carver (to Nathaniel): Mr. Jones. How good of you to join us on time this morning, sir. We notice you're still not entirely in uniform...

Nathaniel (to Carver): I-I'm sorry, Director Carver. I've, um, I've found people are more inclined to talk to me if they think...

Carver (to Nathaniel): If your targets won't talk to you, sir, you MAKE them talk to you. Do you understand us? Miss Starling told us what happened with your mark last night, sir. The mistress has high hopes for you, Mr. Jones. You don't want to disappoint her, do you, sir? We certainly hope not.

Nathaniel (to Carver): N-no, sir! I'm sorry, sir! It won't happen again.

Carver (to Nathaniel): We expect not. We also know about your little trip off-grounds last night, Mr. Jones. You've been taking too many liberties lately. Other Carver agrees; you need to be reminded of your place, sir. (to Starling) Miss Starling? Excuse us, please.

Starling (to Carver): Yes, sir… (to Nathaniel) I'll wait outside for you.

Nathaniel (to Carver): Yeah... See you in a few.

A little while later:

Carver (to Starling): Miss Starling? You may collect Mr. Jones now. Please see what you can do with him, miss. Do try to get him back on schedule as soon as possible.

Starling (to Carver): Yes sir… He doesn't mean to be disobedient, sir. He's just a teenager… That's what they do.

Carver (to Starling): Is it? We really wouldn't know, miss. Thank you, Ms. Starling.

Starling (to Carver): … Yes, sir. (to Nathaniel) You shouldn't make him angry, Mister Jones… Let's get you to your quarters.

Nathaniel (to Starling): Yeah... No shit. At least I was on time today, right? Heh... Oh fuck...

A few minutes later, at Nathaniel's quarters:

Starling (to Nathaniel): Here… Do you need help getting in your bunk?

Nathaniel (to Starling): Nah. I got it. Thanks. Heh... You're th' closest thing I got to a friend, you know that? I'm just gonna lay down...

Starling (to Nathaniel): Well, I hope your night out was worth all of this… Should I get the doctor?

Nathaniel (to Starling): Fuck yeah it was... Jesus, no! Keep that fucking quack away from me. I'll be alright...

Starling (to Nathaniel): Alright… I'll be outside, if you need me.

Nathaniel (to Starling): Yep.

Meanwhile, at the docks; New London, Britannia:

Victor (to Zoe): It's fine. I'm sure it'll be fine. Amal usually needs help, so... Oh!

Zoe (to Victor): What is it?

Victor (to Zoe): Nothing. Just that girl from Wilkes's place the other night... Come on. Let's go see if Amal needs any help.

Zoe (to Victor): Oh? Where?

Victor (to Zoe): Right over there. Wait! Zoe! Where are you going?

Zoe (to Victor): To say hello.

Victor (to Zoe): Shit...

Zoe (to Victor): What is it? You don't want to say hello to her?

Victor (to Zoe): I would very much like to say hello to her. But, not looking like this! We don't exactly cut impressive figures, do we?

Zoe (to Victor): No… I guess you're right… Uh oh. Who are those guys going over to her? They don't look very nice.

Victor (to Zoe): No. They don't. They seem like they're... Did he just try to grab her? Stay here!

Zoe (to Victor): Wait! Victor! … Damn.

A couple minutes later:

Victor (to Yukiko): Oh! Heh. I was about to try to impress you with my chivalrous nature, but it seems like you didn't need any help after all.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh. Were you? That's very sweet. These look like they're from the Fugimoto family judging by their tattoos. That certainly explains why Akira sent me here, instead of Daisuke.

Victor (to Yukiko): Rival clan I take it? He sent you instead of your brother? Was he TRYING to get you killed? Oh! Shit! Zoe! (to Zoe) Are you alright?

Yukiko (to Victor): Daisuke is pretty useless most of the time… Akira's been trying to teach him the ropes, but it's not sinking in… He just likes to throw his weight around but not to actually do any real work.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. I've heard that. I'm glad you're alright. (to Zoe) Sorry for running off.

Zoe (to Victor): Huh… Yeah. I'm fine. I was hiding behind a crate.

Yukiko (to Victor & Zoe): I really should be getting this delivery back to the teahouse, anyway. It was nice seeing you again.

Zoe (to Yukiko): It's alright. I'm glad you weren't harmed, Miss Kobayashi… (to Victor) I'm gonna go look for that airship we needed. What was it called again?

Victor (to Yukiko): Of course. Sorry to have kept you, Ms. Kobayashi. It was VERY nice to see you again. Heh. That was some impressive Jujitsu, was it? Whatever it was, it was MOST impressive. I should get back to finding... I mean, back to our appointment. (to Zoe) The Blue Bird. Heh. Captain Birdie tends to have themed names for all his ships. Tell Amal you're here with me.

Zoe (to Victor): Will do.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh… You wouldn't happen to be interested in helping me with this delivery? It's a bit awkward for one person.

Victor (to Yukiko): ... Normally, I'd say no. Heh. Even I have my pride, you know, but I've got Zoe to worry about. We would be most grateful for the work, Ms. Kobayashi.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh good. If you can bring the cart around, that would be most helpful.

Victor (to Yukiko): Yes, ma'am. You're the boss.

Yukiko (to Victor): Heehee… I could learn to like that.

Victor (to Zoe): <TWEET> Oy! Zoe! I found us a job!

Zoe (to Victor): Excellent! I'll be right there.

Victor (to Zoe): Come on! Move your bustle. What were you doing?

Yukiko (to Victor): Huh? Oh, I was looking at an airship that I recognized… The second in command had a pet squirrel.

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. That doesn't surprise me. We used to have this mutated cat... Anyway, come on. We're supposed to get this cart over to Ms. Kobayashi, and load it up.

Zoe (to Victor): Okay… So, what do you think of her?

Victor (to Zoe): She's *incredible*. Did you see her take out those thugs? She's... She's also about to get married. To a dull, boring man too stupid to know how bloody lucky he is. ...What's the point?

Zoe (to Victor): She doesn't strike me as someone who would be very happy in that lifestyle… Maybe, we should help her? Or you could just have a torrid affair like in those old romance novels dad had on his bookcase.

Victor (to Zoe): Ha ha ha! I'll mention that to her. I'm sure it won't get me decapitated. Wait... You're not talking about those Captain Dearheart novels, are you? TELL ME you didn't read them.

Zoe (to Victor): NO! … Yes. Maybe. I was curious.

Victor (to Zoe): Oh my god... Did you know they were based on Dad BEFORE you read them?

Zoe (to Victor): Of course not! Mom caught me reading them & told me… I couldn't look dad in the eyes for days.

Victor (to Zoe): Ha ha HA! Oh! Oh shit! You know she probably told him, right? Was he EXTRA fucking obnoxious with Mom after that? :-P

Zoe (to Victor): Pretty much.

Yukiko (to Victor & Zoe): Thank you very much for the help. I didn't realize the delivery was going to be this big or awkward.

Victor (to Yukiko & Zoe): Heh. It's our pleasure, Boss. Let us get all these crates loaded for you.

A short time later:

Yukiko (to Victor & Zoe): Thank you. I should be able to get you some money when we get back to the teahouse.

Victor (to Yukiko & Zoe): ...Yes. Thank you.

Zoe (to Victor & Yukiko): I'll sit in back with the cargo.

Victor (to Zoe): ...you little pain in my ass... (to Yukiko) Allow me offer you a hand up.

Zoe (to Victor): :-P

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh, thank you… So, it's just you & your sister?

Victor (to Yukiko):

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? I'm sure you don't attract only trouble.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. Up until a few days ago, it was just me. My parents died three years ago. I stay with my aunt and uncle sometimes, but I seem to have a habit of attracting trouble. It's hard to believe, I know. :-P

Yukiko (to Victor): … Oh. I don't know… Um… So, why does your sister think she knows me? Is she balmy?

Victor (to Yukiko): Oh? Is that so? What else might I attract?

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh.

Victor (to Yukiko): Possibly. But no more than anyone else in the family, I don't think. I hope I haven't said something to insult you, Ms. Kobayashi.

Yukiko (to Victor): No, no, you didn't. I just keep having a feeling of, um, the French would say deja vu.

Victor (to Yukiko): You aren't alone. I keep getting the feeling we met somewhere else before. Which can't be right, of course. Nothing short of a severe head could make me forget you. If I were to tell you the truth, Yoyo, I haven't been able to shake this feeling since Zoe showed up at the Inn.

Yukiko (to Victor): You're really going to keep calling me that? If you must call me a nickname, I usually go by Yukio.

Victor (to Yukiko): I didn't... Oh shit! I totes just did call you Yoyo, didn't I? My apologies. Yukio it is.

Yukiko (to Victor): It's alright… Pull the cart around back, please.

Victor (to Yukiko): Aye aye, ma'am.

A few minutes later, at Issa; New London, Britannia:

Yukiko (to Victor & Zoe): Wonderful! Thank you both for your assistance. Let me get you some money for your troubles. I'll be right back.

Zoe (to Yukiko): You're very welcome & thank you for the work.

Victor (to Yukiko): Thank you. We would appreciate that… (to Zoe) What? What are you grinning at?

Zoe (to Victor): Nothing… You should ask her out.

Victor (to Zoe): Ask her out? I can't do that!

Zoe (to Victor): Why not? She's not married yet. She doesn't love him. You should do it. What's the worst that could happen? She'll say no?

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. That's true. But, where on earth do I take her?

Zoe (to Victor): Anywhere. Besides, It's not the where that's important, it's the who you're with… and, you like her.

Victor (to Zoe): Yeah? Heh. The poor, but noble, exiled aristocrat falls in love with the beautiful princess promised to another... It makes for a great story, but kind of a complicated reality.

Zoe (to Victor): … Fine.

Victor (to Yukiko): Oh! Excuse me. I didn't hear you come in, Boss. :-P

Yukiko (to Victor & Zoe): Heh. I've been told I'm quite quiet when I want to be. Here, you are. And, I packed you both something to eat. It's not much. But, it should help. Thank you again.

Victor (to Yukiko): Thank you. We very much appreciate it. I don't suppose you'd want to go on a walk with me sometime, would you?

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh. I would very much like that.

Victor (to Yukiko): You--you would? Excellent! Is tonight too soon, or am I supposed to play it cool and ask you in a few days? ;-)

Yukiko (to Victor): I'm not doing anything tonight & I'm not a fan of playing it cool.

Victor (to Yukiko): Well, good. I'm terrible at playing it cool. Shall I pick you up here?

Yukiko (to Victor): No, that wouldn't be a good idea. My mother is not crazy about westerners. Can we meet at the café by Piccadilly?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. It would be my pleasure.

Yukiko (to Victor): I'll see you then.

Victor (to Yukiko): Excellent. Until then, Yukio. ;-)

A few moments later:

Zoe (to Victor): Heehee… Are you going to grin like that for the rest of the day?

Victor (to Zoe): Do you want to tease me, or do you want to eat?

Zoe (to Victor): Food, please.

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. That's what I thought. I'm sorry I don't have more for you to eat.

Zoe (to Victor): This is fine. Thank you.

Meanwhile, at CLANNG headquarters; New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: JESUS CHRIST! ...ouch. Oh--oh shit... Nightmare. Right. Heh. Wonder what it's--it's like to wake up someplace that feels fucking safe...

Starling (to Nathaniel): Good. You're awake. I'll bring you some coffee & food. You need to keep your strength up.

Nathaniel (to Starling): Just a cup of coffee is fine for now. Not sure I'm up to eating yet.

Starling (to Nathaniel): Alright… Coffee, it is. Here you are. Oh. Hiiri has an assignment for you.

Nathaniel (to Starling): ...Shit. What does she want me to do?

Starling (to Nathaniel): It seems your suspicions were right about that Wilkes gentleman. A red flag went up about a file at ISS that he checked out. She wants you to find out why he's looking into this case. It's been closed for years. She said you have permission to use whatever tactics you deem necessary.

Nathaniel (to Starling): ... I have an idea about what might work. What kind of file did he check out?

Starling (to Nathaniel): One on an airship accident. The ship was called The Maltese Falcon.

Nathaniel (to Starling): Well... That sounds fucking boring. Shit. Help me up.

Starling (to Nathaniel): Perhaps, this is punishment or something, Mister Jones.

Nathaniel (to Starling): I think it's more like a test. Alright. Let Hiiri know I'll be seeing the good lord this evening. I'll be reporting in tomorrow with the information she needs. Thanks for the coffee, Starling.

Starling (to Nathaniel): Oh… She said to take your time, if necessary. We don't want the elder Lord Wilkes to make a scene.

Nathaniel (to Starling): Oh. Shit. Great. Gonna take some time, huh? Alright. Let her know I'll be back as soon as I can, then, and that I'll be back as soon as I can. Later.

Starling (to Nathaniel): Goodbye, Mister Jones… Don't fail.

Nathaniel (to Starling): This is my last chance. I got it. I won't...

A moment later, at Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Nathaniel: Oh... Oh. Shit. I think... I think skipping here was a bad fucking idea...

Aiden: Am I seeing things? Oh. Standing up is not a good idea. (to Nathaniel) What are you doing here?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Huh? Oh... Sorry. I--I think I have passed out for a minute there...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): You took a big… something… back here. Oops, I may be drank… drunk? Is that right? What are you doing here?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Shit. Heh. Yeah. I'd say so. Help me the fuck up.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Oh yes, of course… What are you doing here?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... Oh Christ. Thanks. If you must know, I was sent here to get information outta you. Without pissing off your father.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Oh?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Yeah. That's what I was told. Though, I think it's more a test of my loyalty than an actual fact finding mission.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): And, you rushed right over here? Aren't you worried that your skipping this way will bring more CLANNG officers?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): No. My frequency isn't on the sensors. Well, not the usual ones anyway. Hiiri'll know I opened a portal a couple of blocks over in Seven Dials. Holy shit! You smell like a brewery! So what about you? Why the fuck did you drink--what--a gallon of whiskey in the middle of the day?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I don't really want to talk about it. What do you need to know so that I can get back to my drinking?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... Nothing. I was just warning you that whatever file you checked out, set off a red flag at CLANNG. I'll leave you to your bottle. Later.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Really? That's it… Hmmm. I expected a different outcome.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah? What outcome were you expecting?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I'm not sure, but not one where you risked your life by not asking me questions… Or is this your ploy?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. Subterfuge and interrogations have always been my fucking strong suit. That's EXACTLY why they sent me. 'Sides, I can take a real good fucking guess about what the file is and why you got it. It's Vincent Potter and Poppy Meriwether's death, right? And Zoe asked you to get it.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Yes, that's right.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): So. There you go. Interrogation over. Ouch. Jesus... Spare a shot?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Here, you are… I need to take a bath. I may not smell so good.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. No, not very good. It was... It was nice seeing you again. Thanks for the drink.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Nate, please don't go, yet.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): What?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Where Zoe is from, you & I mean something to each other. After your outburst this morning, you clearly feel it, too.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... I-I know. I can... I think I can fucking remember it, and even fucking... Never mind. It doesn't matter. Why do you think I'm leaving? I'm... I'm done with all this shit. I'm not putting you or anyone else in danger.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Nate, if you can remember things about us, then you should know that I can handle myself… I'd like it if you stayed here. No tricks, no young girl jumping out to surprise you. Just you & me… Please?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Shit... How the fuck am I supposed to say no to that?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I was hoping that you wouldn't… The sitting room is this way.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Yeah. So...Now what do we do?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I don't know. We could get to know each other or simply get naked … I think I may need to make myself some tea.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. Well, I'm ALL for getting naked.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Yes, I can see that.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. What? You don't want someone seeing you with a CLANNG officer, do you?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Quite frankly, I wasn't really planning on us going anywhere.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Ha ha ha! Damn... Alright then. You want me to keep stripping right here, or do you wanna keep the furniture nice?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I think you should come here & stop worrying about my furniture.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): As you wish.

A few hours later, at Victor's house; The Tombs, New London, Britannia:

Zoe (to Victor): Will you stop fussing? You look fine. Very handsome. Dapper, even.

Victor (to Zoe): Why the hell am I so nervous?

Zoe (to Victor): I don't know… You've clearly had a lot of romantic experience with women. Judging by the way Seph reacted to me. Are you just interested in Miss Kobayashi because you've never dated her or is it something else?

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. I may have had a few girlfriends here and there. And it's not that I haven't dated her before. A cute face and curiosity isn't worth risking a potential brutal death at the hands of her brothers. It's... I don't know what it is. here's something about her...

Zoe (to Victor): Well, have fun… Oh! Is there still a natural portal between here & West Piedmont?

Victor (to Zoe): There is, but it's heavily guarded by CLANNG. Did you want to go home?

Zoe (to Victor): Yeah, I was hoping to go check on Colin. I know he won't remember me, but I just wanted to see him… I'll stay here on my own, I guess.

Victor (to Zoe): I know where there's another one. It won't bring you to West Piedmont, but it will get you to the other side. You'll have to be really careful if you come back. If you want to come back, that is...

Zoe (to Victor): I'll be back. I don't have anywhere to be on that side. I'd just freak out Aunt Emma & family. Where do I have to go?

Victor (to Zoe): Heh. Good. It's kind of nice not being on my own all the time. Come on. I'll show you.

A little while later:

Victor (to Zoe): Here you go. It leads to a nature reserve in Washington, so there shouldn't be anyone around.

Zoe (to Victor): Wonderful! I'll see you soon. Have fun on your walk!

Victor (to Zoe): Later, Zoe. Be careful, alright?

Zoe (to Victor): I will. You be careful, too.

Victor (to Zoe): I'll try not to get into too much trouble. :-P

An hour or so later, on the street outside Robert & Jacob's house, East Piedmont:

Zoe: Okay… Colin would be home, at this time, I think. I'll head to his house… Am I being a stalker? I'm totes being a stalker.

A few minutes later:

Colin (to Zoe): Oh! Holy crap! Heh. Sorry! You surprised me. Can I help you with something?

Zoe (to Colin): Oh, no. I was just out walking & I got distracted by the... uh, stars.

Colin (to Zoe): Oh yeah? I always have trouble seeing them here. It's too bright. Have you ever gone to the mountains? The sky is AMAZING.

Zoe (to Colin): Yeah, mountain skies are pretty cool… I'm sorry if I freaked you out.

Colin (to Zoe): Oh. No. Just startled Heh. Sorry. My name's Colin. You must be new to the neighborhood. I'm pretty sure I've never seen you.

Zoe (to Colin): Zoe… I don't live around here. I'm just visiting… I don't want to keep you. I'm sure you've got something to do.

Ophelia (to Colin): I'm sorry, I hope you weren't waiting too long. Your dad hi-jacked me on my way out the door. (to Zoe) Hi there.

Colin (to Ophelia & Zoe): Oh, no. I was just terrorizing visitors to our fair city. Ophelia, Zoe. Zoe, this is my girlfriend Ophelia. We were just going to grab some ice cream. Do you want to come?

Ophelia (to Zoe): Nice to meet you.

Zoe (to Colin & Ophelia): … Oh, um, thank you for the offer, but I really should get back… to the hotel. Nice meeting you both.

Colin (to Zoe): Oh. Um, yeah. OK. Do you need... Uh, be careful.

Zoe: Run away before you do something stupid, Zoe. This was clearly a bad idea. (to Colin) I always am… Well, mostly.

Ophelia (to Zoe): Bye! (to Colin) Why'd you ask her to come with us? Do you know her?

Colin (to Ophelia): I think I do. I don't from where, though. It feels like something I should REALLY remember. Do you think I upset her?

Ophelia (to Colin): … I don't know. Are you trying to make me jealous? Because, if you are it's working. Heh. It's bad enough I have to share you with Jess when it's play season. Now, I have to worry about strange girls on the street. :-P Don't make that face. I'm just teasing.

Colin (to Ophelia): Sorry. I'm just... I feel guilty. I think she was hoping I would remember her. Come on. I believe I promised you ice cream, did I not?

Ophelia (to Colin): You absolutely did.

A little while later, a few streets away, East Piedmont:

Zoe: Okay, if I open a portal into Aiden's house, it'll hurt like hell but that should mask the frequency with the inhibitor field up or I could land on an airship at the docks & slip back into the city… I think that should work.

A moment later, at Aiden's house; New London, Britannia:

Zoe: Aiden? Mrs. Esterly? It's just me. Please don't shoot me! Do you have cookies in here? I could really use some cookies. Actually all of them. Yes, I could use all the cookies, until I am as fat as a house… I can't believe he's dating her! I mean, I knew she liked him, but really she's just so… normal…

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Did you feel that? Shit. Hand me my jacket and stay here...

Aiden (to Nathaniel): Yes, sir… I find it a bit sexy when you're so bossy.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): ... Someone just opened a portal in your damn home. Tell me I'm sexy AFTER I make sure we're not gonna get stabbed in the neck. I'll show you fucking bossy...

A moment later:

Nathaniel: Alright, who the fuck is up here? I'm trying to fucking... (to Zoe) Zoe? Why the fuck did you open a portal in here? Are you fucking simple? CLANNG can TRACK that shit! The inhibitor field is on. How the fuck did you even get through that? ... Are you fucking crying?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): … I'm not… Okay, maybe I am… Just leave me the fuck alone with the cookies. Don't worry. I know how to scramble my frequency… Now, that I know they can do that… Just leave me alone. You don't really care about me. You don't even know me… Wait. Why are you here?

Nathaniel (to Zoe): I'm on assignment. Supposedly. I wasn't planning on hanging around, but, um, Aiden asked me to stay.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Oh, he did, did he? Heh… I guess, the universe or time or whatever is trying to right things.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Oh. Yeah. I guess so. ...Since you're here, I might as well tell you. Some of the shit you've had Aiden checking out is setting off alarms over at CLANNG. Hiiri specifically. It's why she sent me here. Just... Be careful, alright?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Alright… I just needed to figure out when Hiiri set up whatever it was that killed my parents.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Heh. Figured that's what you were doing. ...I... Shit. I shouldn't fucking tell you this... It probably won't help... I can tell you when I met Hiiri. You know a lot about me? I mean, alternate me? Whatever?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Oh yes… That might not be such a bad idea.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): She was posing as one of the doctors at a hospital when I was institutionalized. That was after... It was three years ago. Early March. First or second week, I think. I was there about a week, and then she brought me to Britannia. I think she'd already planted the bomb by then. She said she had to be out of town for a bit, but then a little problem would be resolved, and she would get me the hell outta there.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Oh. Thank you… Um, this might be a weird, too personal question but, um, did you get sent to a 'pray out the gay' type camp when your parents found out you were gay?

Nathaniel (to Zoe): ...Yeah. That shit happened in your time too, huh? Good to know my parents being dicks is consistent across all timelines.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): Okay… You just seem strangely more together than I expected. In my time you were a bit of a mess until you started dating-- Oh, um, nevermind. I don't want to be fucking things up in this timeline by trying to make things the way they were in mine.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): You think I'm not a mess? Heh. You're fucking alone in that. Even the fucking automaton Hiiri has stalking me thinks I'm trying to commit suicide via Director Carver... Shit! Starling'll come looking for me sooner or later. What am I doing here?

Zoe (to Nathaniel): If you were sent on a mission then she wouldn't be expecting you back right away, especially if you think this is a test. Relax. Besides, you seem to be having yourself a good time… Which I totally interrupted. Oh my god! I'm sorry. I should get out of your hair.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Yeah. I'd fucking appreciate that. You sure you're alright? ... Uh, you don't have to answer that. I don't know why I asked.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): I just got side swiped, that's all. I'll leave you guys alone. Bye.

Nathaniel (to Zoe): Oh Yeah. Just, uh, I don't know why the fuck I care, but, um, be careful.

Zoe (to Nathaniel): I will. See ya.

A few minutes later:

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Sorry. It was my co-- Zoe. She was eating all your fucking cookies.

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I'm sure Mrs. Esterly won't be too upset about the cookies. Is the mood shattered by the interruption?

Nathaniel (to Aiden): Heh. No, it's just... The more time I spend around you and Zoe the more muddled up my memories seem to get. I don't know. Heh. This is why I avoid thinking whenever fucking possible. How about you give me something else to focus on?

Aiden (to Nathaniel): I'm sorry. I don't want to cause you any difficulties but I'm more than willing to distract you. Come here.

Nathaniel (to Aiden): With fucking pleasure.

An hour or so later, on the streets; New London, Britannia:

Yukiko (to Victor): Heh. We've been walking all over the city, but you've hardly said a word to me. Are you regretting the invitation?

Victor (to Yukiko): No! Not at all. Quite the opposite. To tell you the truth, I'm a bit too at ease with you. I'm finding it a bit difficult to behave myself around you.

Yukiko (to Victor): Nonsense. You've been a perfect gentleman. You haven't even tried to hold my hand.

Victor (to Yukiko): I've wanted to, believe me. I've wanted to do more than that.

Yukiko (to Victor): ... I wouldn't mind. I know I should but I like being with you... And honestly, I feel the same way.

Victor (to Yukiko): Really? If that's the case, then why aren't I kissing you?

Yukiko (to Victor): That's a very good question.

Victor (to Yukiko): We should fix that...

Yukiko (to Victor): Yes, we should.

A few moments later:

Victor (to Yukiko): ... Wow. That is not getting any less amazing.

Yukiko (to Victor): ... Would you like to come back to my flat for a drink? Don't worry, I have my own place in East Garden.

Victor (to Yukiko): Ha ha ha! Aren't I supposed to say something like that? I would love to go back to your flat.

Yukiko (to Victor): I'm sorry. I've never been very good at doing what's expected. I think that's why I'm being married off to the fat boy.

Victor (to Yukiko): I have never wanted to be a fat boy more. Heh. I hate to disappoint you, but you'll have to try harder than that to shock me.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? ... How about something like this?

Victor (to Yukiko): Oh! Ha ha ha! Well... I wouldn't say shocked. Surprised, yes, but not shocked. I knew you were armed, but I assumed that if you were going to pull a knife on me, it would have been long before now. Heh.

Yukiko (to Victor): You're amazing, Victor... Here, we are. Come on inside. Would you like tea, wine or something stronger?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. My Mom used to make a game of having me guess what she was packing and where she was hiding it. I'll have whatever you're having, please.

Yukiko (to Victor): Two glasses of wine coming up... My mother used to do a similar thing with me. However, it never seemed like a game.

Victor (to Yukiko): Did she? Do you work with Wilkes?

Yukiko (to Victor): I did. He was transferred recently by the director to a different division & when CLANNG came into power, I was "let go". Apparently, my loyalty was in question due to the nature of my family's business.

Victor (to Yukiko): That sounds like the fucking ISS. My mom used to work there.

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? Is that why you were visiting at Aiden's house?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. No. Wilkes and I don't get on very well. You wouldn't believe me if I told you why we were there.

Yukiko (to Victor): Well, that's curious but I won't pry... You know, you don't have to stand way over there. I do own chairs... Though, you will have to sit near me. Or is that the problem?

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. I wouldn't classify it as a "problem," per say...

Yukiko (to Victor): My father had some very nice things to say about you. However, Akira doesn't seem to like you very much at all. I personally find you quite fascinating... And wanting to behave in ways I shouldn't around you. Why is that?

Victor (to Yukiko): That would be because according to my little sister, in another time you and I were involved. Or, it could be because I'm just THAT interesting and charming. ... And I find you utterly fascinating.

Yukiko (to Victor): ... And, you believe her? That's quite a story... Does this line work on other girls? Who am I kidding? Of course, it does. Clearly, I'm a desperate idiot looking for a way out of my arranged marriage. I shouldn't have said yes to your invitation. I think it's time we said good night.

Victor (to Yukiko): Of course. I'll say goodnight, then. And no... I can honestly say I've never said that to any other girl. Heh. I've never needed to say anything so ridiculous sounding, for one. Thank you for a very nice evening. I... Good night.

Yukiko (to Victor): Wait, Victor. I'm sorry for accusing you of using a far-fetched line on me. It was rude of me. Please, stay & at least, finish your glass of wine.

Victor (to Yukiko): ... I don't think you're an idiot. And, heh, I feel like I should, but I also don't care if you are just using me to try to get out of your arranged marriage. Though you should probably use someone with more money & a more impressive pedigree. ;-)

Yukiko (to Victor): Oh? And, here I was going completely for mutual attraction & looks for what I was planning. ;-p

Victor (to Yukiko): Well, THAT I have in spades.

Yukiko (to Victor): Good... Because, I want to have sex with you, right now. I'm assuming you've done it before. With all the girlfriends you've had. I'm not sure about all the logistics of it but I'm a fast learner.

Victor (to Yukiko): Oh! I-I was certainly not expecting you to say that. I, uh...

Yukiko (to Victor): Look, the way I see it is either the wedding will be called off because I'm no longer chaste or I've at least gotten to do it with someone of my own choosing rather than that whale.

Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. When you put it like that, what kind of a gentleman would I be if I refused?

Yukiko (to Victor): I'm so glad you said that... Could you pull on the bow at the back of my obi? Thank you.

Victor (to Yukiko): It's my pleasure...