Onboard the Wicked Sister:
Fiona (to Yukiko): Kobayashi! Put your trousers back on and get out here!
Yukiko (to Fiona): What the hell do I need pants for!?! And, who let you onboard? I'm fairly certain I warned the captain about people like you.:-P
Fiona (to Yukiko): Awww. You're attempts at security are too precious for words. I'm off to pick a fight with a gang of thugs who once broke two fingers and five of my ribs trying to get me to throw a fight back in the days when I was still brawling. In their home turf. Wanna come?
Yukiko (to Fiona): ... You had me at broken fingers. This wouldn't by any chance be that street gang you were complaining about, would it?
Fiona (to Yukiko): The Fleet Street boys. That would be them. I'm looking for info on a Lockjaw Locklear. Heh. I'm hoping they're not going to be forthright. Thought it sounded like your kind of party.
Yukiko (to Fiona): Heh. It most definitely is. Awwww, and you came all this way to ask me to join you... Admit it. You missed me. Fox may be able to ring your bell but you wanted me to be your backup... That's almost sweet if I didn't know you. ;-p
Fiona (to Yukiko): Heh heh. There's more than a few things I need Fox for, but annoying street gangs isn't one of them. Besides, he would most likely whine the whole time. What fun would that be?
Yukiko (to Fiona): Tell me about it... He whined so much during that mission in Berlin, you'd have thought I shot him in both shoulders. Big baby. How long do you think we'll be gone? I'll need to give Victor a heads up.
Fiona (to Yukiko): Heh. No idea why he pretends to be such a little ponce. Shouldn't be gone more than a day or two. If it takes longer than that, I'm so out of practice, I don't deserve help. :-p
Yukiko (to Fiona): Heh. And, you think I'm coming to help? That's darling. :-P Be right back!
A couple minutes later:
Yukiko (to Victor): Hey there, Captain Handsome... Fiona needs my help with an errand. Shouldn't be gone more than a day or two.
Victor (to Yukiko): Captain Handsome? Heh heh. You're excited about this little trip, aren't you? Which must mean it is dangerous as hell. Heh heh heh. You'll be careful, yeah?
Yukiko (to Victor): It's not all that dangerous... Well, maybe a tad. And, I will be careful. It's the other people I feel sorry for. Fi's got history with them. And she's like a Scottish elephant... she never forgets an injury or who gave it to her. :-P
Victor (to Yukiko): Heh. Alright. Keep her as safe as you can then. If you need a quick getaway, you know who to call. Now, before you run off...
Yukiko (to Victor): Heh... You know, if she comes bursting in here, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Victor (to Yukiko): Something tells me she'll survive the shock.
Yukiko (to Victor): I'm willing to test that theory... C'mere, koibito.
Victor (to Yukiko): I love it when you speak Nipponese to me. Or speak dirty to me. Or say anything to me at all if the truth is told...
Yukiko (to Victor): Heh. I'll keep that mind when I return... I love you & I'll be back as soon as possible. Try not to drive your sister and Felix too crazy while I'm gone, okay?
Victor (to Yukiko): I love you too. Think about me? I'll be thinking about you.
Yukiko (to Victor): That's all I ask. See you soon!
Victor (to Yukiko): I'll try not to make everyone crazy. No promises, though.
A short time later:
Yukiko (to Fiona): Alright, Fi, I'm all yours. Let's go break some hearts & faces. :-p
Fiona (to Yukiko): I'd rather break faces than hearts. And fingers. And ribs. And a few skulls.
Yukiko (to Fiona): I'm sure there'll be plenty of opportunity for all that, too.
Fiona (to Yukiko): A girl can hope.
